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myrrdesketchbook: “………..do you think they are going to kill us, Mûr?” “…ummmmmmmmm……………………. not…. likely….. I dunno.” “Mûr!?” “I’m thinking okay??” Doodling while waiting answer for commissions, answering
reannmallari: joshislegit: omgxnaaaate: kimluvzsecks: awwniiiigga: thatkidjayzee: this heart is for you ;] ohhhh shit, thats fucking dope! skillz whoas DUDE THATS FUCKIN FUN TO DO LOL. im not even kidding. o_o this shiiit is dope . LOOK
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: i was trying to call a lady about an internship today and it went straight to her answering machine and I’m not even kidding when i say i laughed for 17 minutes straight
kevvinn: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present
superdreadnoughtkongou: ushizume-teppei: I saw a trigger warning for titans once I’m not even kidding like, what real live person gets an actual panic attack from giant pink deformed monkey men from a shitty anime shitty anime triggers me
caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until
merleawe: tastefullyoffensive: [pooter7/happychappie] i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding. Omfg
american-auror-story: catsbeaversandducks: OH MY HEART “I’m not ready for kids” LOL
🎶 the Devil will find work for idle hands to do 🎶
louisville-redcoat: catbountry: chupicronian: lamaenthel: shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu Actually that’s pretty standard size
studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of
Overslept. Oops. Feeling needy. I’m just in bed with a stuffie. I think living alone really makes this neediness worse. Not just for dove but in general. I’m a very touchy person but now I have to go days and longer without touch or contact.
the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
theoneguyoverthere: drbippy: YOU KNOW FOR KIDS! Hawk Girl was not afraid to let others know she wanted the D.
chocolatesprinklesroyale:dont-mind-me-but-i:mzenun:it makes me sad knowing there are still people out there who haven’t watched this showYou know, for kids!I think this is a good freaking reason not to watch the show! That guy turned into a freaking
horo: If your mother is shitty, I will be your mother. I’m not even kidding. I will give you hugs when you are sad and if your s.o is being shitty I will beat them up for you. Your mum reacted shitty to you coming out? I will be proud of you in her
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
terefah:observant pregnant jewish woman goes to r/legaladvice because her coworker tricked her into eating treyf, turns out said coworker was posting in the subreddit a week earlier trying to find ways to get her fired for “not fitting into company
passionpeachy: there’s a new dove self-esteem project x steven universe e-book that lets kids personalize their own book, including choosing their own pronouns, and it’s very cute (click for better quality)
candiikismet: american-auror-story: catsbeaversandducks: OH MY HEART “I’m not ready for kids” LOL Awwwwww oh my god
evilmarguerite: theoneguyoverthere: drbippy: YOU KNOW FOR KIDS! Hawk Girl was not afraid to let others know she wanted the D.
punwolf: Actually guys, do NOT let kids and strangers hug your dogs unless you are 100% sure they’re okay with it.A dog tolerating it doesn’t mean s/he is okay. Pinned ears, large eyes, tucked tail, looking toward the owner for help, etc. are all
holidaysex: Reaching for his cock is a dead give away that you have crossed the line from “should I” to “I must have”. You are so hot and worked up, you really have no choice. Ring or not, I’m getting fucked.
theonlyhydro-vids: Making it clap 👏🏽, trust this is not even as loud as it can get 😉 Message to set up a Skype session W/ me 💻 To see my folder with Full length Exclusives Or to Put in request for a Custom video 😉 🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏
prittekitte: I am not even kidding here, I want this woman. For one night only but I want her!!
This blog is not for the kids!
xoxojhankhi: Question: “When you’re not saving the universe, what do you do for fun?”Shia: “What I do is, I like to make friendship bracelets.”
omg-brunomars: kayladz: Why wasn’t he like this for the M&G?! asdjfkgdvhfgh Duuuuuuuude. how is she not ripping his clothes off? My ass would’ve rip that shirt to shreds as soon as I saw him. HOLY SHIZZLE THAT’S CHACHI! I LOVE HER
So instead of getting a good night sleep i had NO sleep,an anxiety attack, and i threw up….sorry was you and your mind not ready for that?
storybook-magic: “Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.” (by urbancitylife)
serendipitylovexx: can never NOT reblog this, too cute for words
“Peace is not something you wish for. It’s something you make, something you do, something you are, and something you give away.”
Let's face it. If you’re not pretty then life is going to be harder for you. People say that personality matters the most and I agree, but the world is shallow. The people who are lucky enough to be born good looking will always be one step ahead. Sucks
louis-tops: I’m basically british except for the fact that I’m not british
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
sexxualfrustrationss: b-rownskin: I just needed a close-up. LOOK AT THOSE EYES THOUGH U G H I could probably get off just by looking at him.. And no, i’m not even kidding. There are a select few photos, like this one that just do it for me. Fuuuucckk
Lol I was not ready for this but Nicole looks qt.
naughtyaussiewife: Hair pulling is not just for kids #makesmecum #titsoutforwork #theboysloveit #theystare #lovethelooks
Hentai be like…okay Broston this is hilarious I’m not even sorry for reblogging this
nappul: have you ever looked at someone and thought… i could look at you for hours and not get bored
disasterxv: not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
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