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unfoundedrobotaccusations: catsbeaversandducks: OH MY HEART “I’m not ready for kids”
cooper301994: merleawe: tastefullyoffensive: [pooter7/happychappie] i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding. Neapolitan tan 😂
the-bearded-professor: Merc With A MouthI realize Deadpool is not the first R-Rated superhero movie. However, unlike The Punisher or Blade, Deadpool’s 333.4 million box office has proven one thing: These superhero movies aren’t just for kids. Deadpool
Really not surprised there’s a book for this… at all.
lol…. This would so NOT work on me… but I agree it would for some men. Genius.
morice: imagine if you met someone on tumblr and then randomly fell in love with them and skyped for hours on end and finally met them and then after a few years you would get married and have 2 kids named after fictional characters and a house lined
godtricksterloki: saekurosawa: theoneguyoverthere: drbippy: YOU KNOW FOR KIDS! Hawk Girl was not afraid to let others know she wanted the D. I LOVE THIS SHOW I love how she knocked it right back to WonderWhatever. HA! Take that, Wonder Bitch,
i been watching some digirmons today, and something kind of dawned on me. i absolutely hate this cartoon now because i’m not a kid anymore and i can’t get into it at all because it is for children and it is teaching children life lessons about children
hiitsmekevin: Nikki is going to blame Randy now for Cena not having kids
So, I am literally just sitting here drinking and studying for psyc. I feel like this is not how I am supposed to spend my Friday nights…..
artsydapperdactyl: so this is like an AU where Frerin isn’t dead and Dís never had Fili and Kili so they go with Thorin to reclaim their home. Frerin is an adorable diplomat or something and Dís is a fucking bad ass (not that she isn’t already)
heatherjochens: medievalpoc: rafi-dangelo: Most of my future children tag is cute brown children being fabulous and clearly belonging to me in spirit, but I’m making an exception for this tweet because if I don’t raise my kids to give that exact same
soliloquief: njy2: Where the fuck was this for ferguson? gaza? new york? hong kong? if ur not white i guess it doesnt matter
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
What is the weirdest name you have seen for a pet?
The Music Of The Universe Plays
sydrianvegan: i’m not even kidding im so pro healthy relationships it hurts like idec when abuse supporters call it “boring” give me all that //boring// shit im so thirsty for healthy, consensual relationships filled with respect and love and
sergeant-angels-trashcan: Sherlock: Watson do you not like the child I acquired for us to raise together as platonic life partnersJoan: I’m sorry you got a what
caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until
rumor busting: no, the kid hit in the head with a shovel did not die
nintendontdodrugs: Dont care what anyone says, this was a fantastic movie back when I was a kid! The Pagemaster (1994)
kasukasukasumisty: sallychanscraps: do the kids in steven universe even go to school? is there a beach city educational system??? i can get steven not but wth about everyone else???? i originally thought it was b/c it was summer but the ep coming up
On the walk home from picking my little sister up from school she was telling me about this funny video about gravity she watched for Science class and the stuff she learned about gravity from it. I asked her what made the video so funny and she said
deep-dark-fears: A fear submitted by Uli to deep dark fears. The new Deep Dark Fears book is now available for pre-order at Amazon, B&N, IndieBound, iBooks, and Google Books. Thanks! This reminds me of when I busted my forehead open as a kid
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
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ghostine: If you brought me to an arcade as a kid and this mother fucker was there that was it. It was mine for the rest of the night. Back off.
alouette-lulu: I hurt my good hand when I fell with my scooter today (the scooter for kids ya know not the motocycle) so here’s a left handed Gumball ! (the stabilizer helped a lot with the line art)
I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not
american-auror-story: catsbeaversandducks: OH MY HEART “I’m not ready for kids” LOL
t92marihoene: gaywrites: This is not quite new, but UK Swedish* clothing store Polarn O. Pyret still has the right idea in selling clothes for kids without distinguishing boys’ clothes from girls’ clothes. More on their strategy here. *Changed
nerdgasmz: sistercrow: lokanemandi: tumblingwhovian: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara -Weeps- OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a
ericcreepkies: friendly reminder that romney’s solution for kids not being able to afford to go to college is “go ask your parents”
ygo-confessions: Why is it that people pretty much shame you for watching the dub? Like okay, it’s weird, and sometimes just cringy, but at the same time I’m just happy that it’s in a language I can understand. Mostly because I have reading issues,
Damn, it would have been cool if it was not outside for kids or bystanders
carryingthepast: the-fandoms-are-cool: sistercrow: lokanemandi: stormcloak: Clifford the big red dog by *sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either. Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for
kevvinn: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present
wrestlingisbest: Wrestling is best - though not for this kid that day
princedoki: fenrisa: kisechans: this fucking kid is obssesed with using sex appeal as a weapon he’s not a shota he’s a little sex demon he literally flirted with rei until he blushed his way onto the swim team u go little shota sex demon u
theblacklittlemermaid: les-grenades: i am already sick to death of people acting like casting Ruby Rose for OitNB is so freaking revolutionary like: finally a queer person playing a queer person on television! i mean: are you fucking kidding me?
bondibee: I had a dream that this happened not even kidding (retaliating for this)
neener-nina: domics: “Yo Dom you eat balut right?”New animation about my exotic food struggles as a kid. lmao
yes hello it’s once again 3am and i am, what the kids nowadays call it: thirsty i’ve just been laying here for the past ten minutes thinking about alpha!iwa and omega!oik like pls suffer with me ands imagine oik a few months into his pregnancy and
baetology: Parents cutting their kids hair for punishment is child abuse and idc that anyone says. That’s breaking a child’s spirit and that’s unnecessary.
03lux: thottiesgetthehotties: The Incredibles 2 said “hell” and “I’ll be damned,” also had several scenes with alcoholic beverages. Preview was talking about the 14 year wait. This movie was MADE for kids born from 1990-2002 and not your
westafricanbaby: super-shar: Smfh I saw this yesterday and i was just disappointed but not shocked. He said he even had to advise R Kelly to take libido surpressants so he wouldn’t have sexual urges for kids. That is sick. This nigga originally
littlequeenregent: “I’m not ready for kids”
neriede: Can we talk about this for a second? Because there’s quite a few things that get lost in translation with these games, but none of those instances ever hit me as hard as this one always does. I’m not even kidding, my heart rips apart every
citylightslover: What is pisses me off more than anything is when parents says it’s like losing a child when your kid comes out as transgender. I can tell you from as a trans man who lost a sister, not for one second, has my dad ever said it is like
onlyhalfginger: get-nerdy: mewtoot: garrettgregg: mewtoot: for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way It’s not?… no it means that someone sells drugs nearby my life
dangermann: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang “And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!” I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t
black-ken-dolls: nevaehtyler: GO AWF KELLY Alternate alternate headline, we’ve come to understand that marriage and kids isn’t the default life style we should aspire to and is not for everyone also stability and security should be the priority