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elzebrook: There was a small squirrel in the middle of the road looking confused so I went to shoo it across and the fucker hopped over and ran up my leg and then it fell asleep on me I don’t even like squirrels Why does this happen to me
Not bad for going a few months with no stretching. I know you will encourage me to do better xxI’m glad you are back to stretching Gem, (not like you could ever stop now). Time to enlarge that resting gape. You need to make up for lost time. No point
Even your wife didn’t even know what she meant by begging me “Please… Please…!!!” over and over but I assumed she meant “Please don’t stop!” ‘cause her pussy responded every hard thrust of mine with getting wetter and wetter.
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
treated myself to this cute new bra
Me not being able to find a single good dark-chocolate-brown-almost-black lip liner that actually shows up on my skin from any of these makeup brands 🤨 very much giving anti-black
Me ranting /ok im not even halfway done with this and im already bitching ok gonna continue watching.. Im watching “My Little Bride” and the things the main gurl is doing is kinda pissing me off. Like its probably just me getting worked up
I feel like a pure women right now lol ☺️🌸✨My friend gave me like, a lot of new make up and lotion and stuff and even an eyebrow fixing thing!I took a shower and shaved so I’m all smooth and clean!! And I even used my new lotion so I’m smooth,
friendlysquid:me: *gets upset at you* me: *tells you I’m mad in the most passive aggressive way possible* me: *apologizes for getting upset before you even have a chance to respond* me: *invalidates my own emotions* me: *gets upset at you for not caring
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
heads up guys, tumblr is apparently turning safe mode on without telling you so if that’s not what you want you should check your settings maybe
motiya: honestly? Im sincere and so full of love and no one can ever take that away from me
dustoid: in the makeup aisle Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any Crow brain: Buy pretty
Me: *takes my congestion medication, which I know contains a pretty powerful stimulant*Me, approximately 15 minutes later, having completely forgotten I took anything: *panics and thinks I’m dying because everything is suddenly so much MORE and FAST
me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:
foxnewsofficial: i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
do you ever just sit there and think you’re not good enough for anyone to really actually like you or even love you for more than a few weeks and that you’re not good enough at anything to make an actual career out of it so your whole life you’re
How can a person NOT love Pizza ?!!? is it even possible ? i mean , can you even find me just ONE person that doesn’t actually love eating a fucking awesome pizza ?!?!? Fuck , i want pizza now ! -.-’
This man right here has brought me more joy than I could have ever imagined in my life. I can’t even think about not having someone so amazing go on this journey with me. Thank you @shanedog09 for finding me in a tunnel I was too scared to see through
mjenai: dajo42:ohmylaurie:Today in “You can like something even if it’s not perfect” this is my absolute favourite vine of all vines LOL a lot of my fave things…are filled with flaws…..sometimes horrible flaws. but hey *dances*
holyschm1tt: have you ever had a legitimate crush on a band member like to the point where you’re not even fangirling anymore you just actually love them
nursary:im not even ugly cute im like..obscure cute. avant garde
burberrybushbaby: how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
hysteria-blog: I can’t. I just can’t. He’s not even trying to be THAT hot. flawless.
i-am-passionate-about-us-07: fruitcrocs:not even fuckin risking it at this stage ha-ha-ha
hirxeth: “I’m nothing. I’m not even here.” Birdman (2014) dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu
jadenvargen: zoom in of me slowly losing my mind like in the shining
who wants to ask me questions?
sagihairius:you ever start to write a post and just x out halfway through like nobody wants to see this not even me
thebodyasconduit: While trying to focus my camera for a self-portrait, I accidentally took this photo. This is what my hand looks like when I think no one will see it, not even me. Today, this is what I want to practice with my entire being. Today, I
simply-kiara: cutestblogon: kaayelle: uhm not even fucking fair.. truest thing of my entire life
peoch: cacte: not even a question mmm
sincerelyadorables: vinsnstvble: blossomedd: fearrfuull: unriskfull: teenwolfage: omg what the fuck i actually gained 1000 followers this morning after i subscribed to her youtube channel here….not even kidding!! woahhh..i just tried it and
lesbi-antigone: women are most attractive when they’re not even thinking abt it. and i don’t mean that in a “girls look better without makeup” way so much as a “i love seeing girls be their natural selves where they forget the pressure of perfection
Nobody asked for this. Not even me.
daddysmuses: cummbunny: I don’t understand why people are scared to talk to me?? like I’m a jelly bean Jelly beans like to be licked :) .. this is the exception where I’m mean, go away
Come with Me Now
mom is watching this kdrama that is extremely upsetting and its making me sick
Rattle Me Bones
smpldzine: When I’m horny I’m not even me
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya
attack-attazkaban: watermel0n-smile: he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time I’m so in love with this
asil0102: jay1610: The walk up to your room, every step drenched with eager anticipation yet not even in my wildest dreams could I have imagined what was about to go down… pure Magic Jeanot ♡ *Yes I can!😊* sikim kaktı gene indirecem am varmı
Not having more than bee stings for breasts isn’t good for confidence. I should be better than even think that kind shallow thing about myself.
Even tho i do have a strong desire for deep connection with another person who may not even exist. Me wanting and needing someone by my side will just have to take a lesser part. If it happens it may but i wont keep wish for it Giving away all my orgasms
“Kiss me.” “Do darling, you’re drunk, it’s not right.”“Even the most sexed up man in all history knew that taking advantage of a women is never okay.”Most of the people that ever even vow to posts like *these*, ironically have their entire
phrux: phrux: russia reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
… Don’t look at me, it was Aarons idea
goodcomputer-bestestfriend:ahhhhhhh i hate my timezone just dont ask it’s really late and not even ikimaru’s birthday anymore but here is a thing i made!so I hear you were a pisces OuOso I drew a Feferi!Happy Birthday, Ikimaruomg thank youu! ;v;(but
Taaha Shah on Gippi (2013) I’m not even sure what this movie is about but I’m hooked!
exquisiteblackpeople: This video still gives me the chills
(villainmayhem)FunnyJunk:Ifunny:Instragram:Deviantart?:Reddit: Youtube: Twitter:Pinterest:Myspace and Memecenter didn’t have any of you. Thank god.i was uh…i was right to be scared. holy shit. thank you for showing me. this isn’t okay. but
what is it about me loving madagascar that confuses people so much??
dont send me asks abt my ocs gals fighting each other for adara’s affection, thats a boring prompt
makanidotdot: “Nobody tells my kid how to act! NOT EVEN ME”
thegoodvybe: “There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can sympathize with, but you will find the right film or the right book, and it will understand you.” — Bjork (via thegoodvybe)
I call him my demigod & he calls me his succubus
I’m not even mad
