not even me
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lovelybehappy replied to your post: I’m skimming Tokyo Ghoul from the star… I can’t wait another week for episode 12 �� I’m going to explode. The manga is so good too �� -clutches chest- I’m not even watching the anime anymore
Hannibal goes to McDonalds in this fic and no one can stop me.
here you go, my topless tuesday. a very modest topless tuesday today, cause it’s just not even special anymore when I turned everyday into tuesday :( RECTIFYING THIS PROBLEM STARTING NOW.
lmao the last post got flagged immediatelywho ratted me out
i really really reaaaally need to go to bed really somebody make me go
thisbloghasbeencompromised: it makes me so irrationally angry when a british person says “mum” and then someone subs it as “mom” in a gif no that is wrong
hhhhhhhhh I just want nsfw fanart of Eren and Armin doing the frickle frackle featuring my trans* headcanons. I wish I had money to commission this. I don’t even know who I’d commission, but I want to.
octarina: ohemgosh: genebeanbelcher: all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married #i want my otps doing household chores and not even doing it when they go to bed; just reading and falling asleep #complaining to each
octoberspirit: schazam: i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny.
greelin:“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess
blujayonthewing:unclefather:they’re not even his teeth
kesus: air signs: *clearly flirting heavily* everyone else: “…damn so…do u like me…” air signs:
urulokid: urulokid: poutineisdelicious: xekstrin: majere636: arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this
Now I’ve never been the PETA type, but even I think this is a cruel thing to do to a chicken.
blackcatula: WAIT WAIT WHAT DID THIS HAPPEN SU FANDOM CAN YOU CONFIRM WITHOUT GIVING ME ANY GODDAMN SPOILERS? yep, “Coach Steven” aired in Korea last Saturday
rasamune: artemispanthar: “I don’t like Steven Universe because it panders to tumblr” What? What does that even mean? It means “it has brown people and women with agency in it” more of an airhorn than a dogwhistle funny how its only
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts
discount-supervillain: Not even me, and I’m science.
adamnsight: Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even
radiofreederry:Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me
kairo-koutureee: aintnosuchthingastoothick: “This not even me” 😩😂😭 LMAOOOOOO YOOO
that moment when you’re not even on your period yet but you get horrible as fuck cramps causing you to go into the fetal position and curse at every living thing in the world while waiting for the pain to pass….
thrandilf: baboushkat: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader its like they’re not even the same species.
psychedelicdevilry: vaderslittleprincess: jedinosaurmasterpalaeonprime: how amazing would that be though I do this This has happened to me
Got that proper just intense, primal craving to have a cute, dominant, wide-hipped, thick-thighed, pale-skinned girl to sit on my face and just force me to worship her. With my tongue.
pristinely-ungifted: Zero desire to ever use my pokemon to battle against someone online. Is that a real thing people do? I don’t believe it. Sounds fake. Not even me? 😔
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
princetabris: I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness
oliboobs: tg gore doodles that nobody asked for (not even me)
you know you guys are free to stop me anytime. hopefully before i die in a pool of my own tears.
yes hello it’s once again 3am and i am, what the kids nowadays call it: thirsty i’ve just been laying here for the past ten minutes thinking about alpha!iwa and omega!oik like pls suffer with me ands imagine oik a few months into his pregnancy and
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
ow has been putting me in 5+ minute skirmishes while searching for games and when i finally get put in one it’s with people that are diamond rank…… what is this matchmaking :/
xtoxictears: Not even a wednesday and I’m wearing pink. Do I lose goth points?
confession: i feel as though everything I'm working upon in my life is not even worth it because the outcome always results in disappointment.
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
jacking-off-in-the-library: deadlyflashesofgreen: flacarica: unfaggy: sheslikeliquor: me its rare that Britney can get away with shading someones live vocals LMNATYUIMJIJM9 Owch I’m the guy in the back cringing
kidxforever: What would you do if you was about to fuck somebody And they turned on some randy Newman (the motha fucka who did the music for toy Story) Unless it’s country or gospel (don’t try fucking to gospel music, not even with your
tarynel: 00incognegro: just-call-me-vendetta: The breakdown… 1. Jazz (big boy) went solo possibly permanently. So they decided to add the remnants of Playa to the group. 2. Tao(to the left of Sisqo) has been in the group for 10 years now. He ain’t
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spicenwolf: Spanking: The Happiest Ending to Any ArgumentI can’t say we argue very often. I’m not even sure what our last fight was about.What I do know is that D/s is such a lovely way to settle an argument. Regardless of who’s right or
calling me home
“That’s not even me!!!”TRW Mikasa is asked to autograph a photo of Eren (Miura Haruma)
niiniel: romantorchwickswife: I have like 20 games I’ve yet to play yet here I am looking for new games to buy literally me
dunintentional: i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend. evidence: - falls asleep a lot - confused about most things - loves baking for people - exasperated at the Youths™ - u never really know what i’m on about but i mean
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Deleted my last post bc my class is getting fucking stupid. Yeah class sucks and i feel like a failure and time is running out and I’m not even halfway done with my course and i should be nearly done by now.
I was tagged by @walking-blue to post my selfies of 2015; granted a couple of these are not even selfies, but I done take many so oh well. I tag @blowjoblowjob @145am @foolishfret @auli @pherm and @v-sadison
proverbialpleasure: here you go, my topless tuesday. a very modest topless tuesday today, cause i’ve spent the majority of the week naked and picwhore’d all throughout it. It’s just not even special anymore when I turned everyday into tuesday
No, i was shopping stupid. And maybe, i might ask if i can sleep over again. im not even sure.
irisfuckdoll: ramonfantasy: ‘That one over there? Why doesn’t anyone rape her?’‘Oh Steven-San, that one different, headmaster’s daughter, personal rape doll. Naked because punish. No one else allowed’'Not even me?’'Hmmm, you are
cosmic-storm: “Don’t ever let somebody tell you, you can’t do something. Not even me… Alright? You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can’t do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can’t do it. You want something? Go get
Being kept up by my thoughts again. wanted to be in bed by 11:30. Again I’m reminded that things can’t be good for me for more than a few days at a time. It never ends.
tastefullyoffensive: Catnip: Not even once. (photo by microbionic)
asugarplumfairy: manycoloredeyes: riodoesntknow: volitionary: a-whoa-oh: edge-0fheaven: well fuck you too Welcome to San Francisco NOT EVEN THE STEEPEST HILL. There are some hills where you put your hand out and you touch the sidewalk. I’ve
archae-heart-deactivated2021012:nothing could’ve changed you, not even me
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
leanbardodecrepito: when you’re not even sure if you can trust yourself
sosa-parks: I’m not even quiet because I think I’m too cool or anything, I just dont have shit to say all the time
my non-expensive birthday list so far: oil and acrylic paints (already have so many watercolours it’s not even funny), some canvases (is that a word or), a variety of brushes, an easel…other painting stuff…. lush giftcards general