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carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat,
ironbloodaika: “…I suppose we’re stuck together now.” Not a character I expected an origin for. Gotta say, I like it. I guess even Rita has standards. Also I LOVE these Ranger comics. I’ve come so close to crying tears of joy. That’s how
dude, i ain’t no kind of prude. im really truly not. but yo, like… man i dont even know. imma let that shit ride cause it ain’t none of my business what folks do behind closed doors.
jjbang8:You have not been roommates longer than 3 weeks & already you both have developed an evening routine. When you finish studying for the night, you lie on your bed, still in the clothes you wore that day, & close your eyes. Your roommate
spoopysalt: whisperoceans: this is fantastic now children in Puerto Rico wont be able to receive the education they deserve thanks to their messed up government Its even worse than that. I’m living through it. Not only are schools closing, hospitals
Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.
tinukis:happy pokemon day !!fav franchise and huge comfort ❤️ even when it’s not my main interests at some points of my life, i always hold it close to my heart
wooferstl:my googly-eye was looking especially googly this evening. (not quite so close up) (at Saint Charles, Illinois)
malachidavenport: How are you even watching them anyways? Oh I have a small digital device that has closed captioning on it for the movies. Not much to read though. Just a lot of screaming, curse words and spooky music.
intoxicatingtouches: little-liza-jane: This body often feels like a burden. Trapped with bones too dense to fly close enough to the sun, with lungs not big enough to dive the depths of the ocean. Even grounded as I am, I am unbelievably lucky to inhabit
rydenarmani: i want to be known for my hits, not just my misses. i took a shot and didn’t even come close.
stay-close:I understand your grief; even time does not always heal this kind of pain. — Frédéric Chopin, from a letter to Auguste Franchomme wr. c. August
thebarbieshow: “When there are hurtful times and sad times, I’ve come to find that there is no one else but these nine people here. Even really close oppas or manager oppas..if they’re not in SNSD, no one really knows and understands. There were
barackollamathethird:hellwitch666:misandry-mermaid:ellestanger: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not
moranion: bakerstreetbat: macca-roni-n-cleese: This is when I knew, for sure, this wasn’t real i swear he did this mostly to make John jealous“not gay my ass, i’ll prove it” it’s interesting, the way he keeps his eyes closed even
little-liza-jane:This body often feels like a burden. Trapped with bones too dense to fly close enough to the sun, with lungs not big enough to dive the depths of the ocean. Even grounded as I am, I am unbelievably lucky to inhabit this body.
misandry-mermaid: ellestanger: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’
violent-lights: hellwitch666:misandry-mermaid:ellestanger: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this
salfordguy50: otkspank: Hands on your heads boys. I don’t want to hear another word outta you. We are not close to being done. Eyes forward. Don’t move, don’t even blink. I am going to fetch the paddle. When I come back you are going to really
kongoupak: satizakito: ihatemylifecats: what-is-this-i-dont-even: lovrdlogic: kongoupak: lewd Please don’t do this ever again Why was this allowed to happen this is not the most explicit thing I have seen today… but close MY IMAGINATION!
violent-lights:hellwitch666:misandry-mermaid:ellestanger: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this
oedipuswreckz: Mom and I are very close…she even let’s me stay in her room when she’s changing…and she does not seem to mind when I rub my erection in my pants while I watch her…as long as I let her help me clean up afterwards…
Long distance D/s relationships: how to feel close even though dammit yer not
superxluigi: Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.🕸🕷Who is your favorite movie Spider-Man?❤️💙 Even though the movies were not perfect, Andrew Garfield was my favorite Spidey. Tom Holland a real close second though. Never cared for
qulcksilvers:ok but real talk the worst part of the first avengers movie is the bit where Steve is all like “tony you’re not a team player” and then when Tony goes into the wormhole and everyone says “close the portal” even though tony is
hellwitch666: misandry-mermaid:ellestanger:cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this to show how i
captain-snark: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone,
did-you-kno: Reblogging because Fritz finally caught something.Well, not at first.Or even on the second or third try.Or fourth. So close tho. Then finally… SUCCESSSS!Source + Video
hellwitch666:misandry-mermaid:ellestanger: cumber-hiddles: scorpswimmer: This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you you do realize that this is really hurtful right? i did not do this to show how i
felkina: “Hehe… Shhh your moans will get us caught… You really are horny aren’t you? Such a lewd little girl… Even with your boyfriend so close to us… Does he not satisfy you? You crave the touch of someone… Shall we say… More skilled
Today:I cried in front of my nicest tutor (and half of my class, which is one of my worst social anxiety fears as i HATE people seeing me crying) after doing a presentation for reasons unbeknownst even to me. Not five minutes later i walked into a closed
OH DEAR GOD…. so you’re telling me when they’re not airbrushed they’re…. REAL PEOPLE?!why do some fucks just bask in feeling superior to people they don’t know.I bet you don’t even look good this close at this much magnification, horrible
carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more
#i can predict the amount of takes this took for them to do before they even got past the 3rd gif #i mean look at the second to last gif you can see billie is trying not to laugh and then she’s just like WAIT NO STOP #and davids just so very close
I want to turn the whole thing upside down I’ll find the things they say just can’t be found
You said you really want to be close friends again and I’m fucking trying the hardest I can because I know it’s the only way things can work out in the end, even though it kills me. But you’re not trying at fucking all. I’m doing
nakedcuddles: Happy Cuddle Club Monday! Last week was finals week so I took a break from studying to buy this for myself…not exactly a reward since I hadn’t even wrapped up finals, but…close enough? I think my boyfriend enjoys seeing pictures
