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fakerbetterforever: boltonwife:Thanks for sharing your gorgeous wife! She’s fucking perfect! Your friends will stare at you and wonder: why did she so freakishly modify her body? And you and I will know: you’re not even close to done being fixed.

savagehunger: Not even close

dropdeadfag: I SAID I WOULD MAKE YOU MY BITCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THAT YET

sapphichands:hobbitcreampuff:But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen

brass-tacks-time: dirty-brunette-beauty: brass-tacks-time: My cum. Your drug. Feed your Brass Tacks Addicktion 👇🏼 No one feeds me better. Not even close. Your Big Dick Fuck Daddy has ALL you’ll ever need 👇🏼

girl-breaker: is she at the top of her class at school? no. lol not even close. but she’s smart enough to know that cute girls were all born to be young, dumb, and full of cum. cockdrunk and happy, that’s the life for her. what are you waiting

slut-solutions: My baby clock was ticking and it was strange. I’d never wanted a child before but by the time I hit age 40 the urge to procreate took over my life. I’d never been married, not even close. I had no boyfriend, only good guy friends

improcrastination:yogaracheal: practice From The Heart. I’m not even close, but I’ll get there. Going back to Yoga has renewed my mind spirit AND body. I’m seeing my stomach getting defined without ever feeling like I’ve been working on it,

tumblrofthrones: people comparing other TV events to the Red Wedding when they are not even close Oh my sweet summer child

fakerbetterforever-deactivated2:Surprise! This is what you look like permanently, now. And we’re not even close to being done inflating your heavy chest and round, fake ass. Constant enhancements, regular plastic surgery: these things are your life

theruleset: Gave myself a little punishment, but I don’t think i’m nearly red enough Not even close.

There is 6,514,586 Tumblr users. & you're calling people "Tumblr Famous" for having 3,000 - 2,000 followers "Tumblr Famous"? not even close bro.

toastydonut: koyurei: radcanine: He’s multiplying That’s not even close to what I’ve seen

cumtoy: yesdaddy-pleasedaddy: you think its over when your mouth is full of my cum? Not even close. Keep sucking slut. Vintage jizz! Love it… anyone know what movie this is from? I have to see more of the blowjob that led to a load like that!

himbofisher:“samurai wakes up in the present day”this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

ifiyoakhiro: My friend is running a filmmaking camp for Native American children at the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. She needs 񙦘 to run it and she is not even close at the moment. It would be really cool if people could help her out by donating

massivelyfattening: Oh you think you’re done? Not even close. Open wide, piggy!

rapingmydykedaughter: rapemytightteenvirgncuntandcumin: “Imagining that your some where else ? How’s that working for you ? I know you feel this cock tearing your inner womb apart and I am not even close to being done Bitch!” He whispers Daddy’s

momswetpussy: After months and months of fantasizing about having sex with her son Kay woke up in the middle of the night, horny for his young cock. For a couple of minutes she laid still, trying to satisfy herself but it wasn’t enough, not even close,

goodroughguy: Am I done? I’m sorry; I didn’t mean to laugh. But no, I’m not even close to finished with you.

gi-vingup: Not even close

sickboyy: “I think about dying but I don’t want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There’s so much to see and so much to do but I somehow

lauren-no-hill: im-perfectioniss: How niggas be acting? 😂😭 Happens all the time! Like nooo chill man. We not even close to that level.

sherlockisthenight: mishacollnis: look at this gif carefully he is not even close to the shelf it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it it was his wings wings wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿) GUYS LOOK AT THE MIRROR AT THE TOP HIS FEET ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE

sterekdestiel: purgaytoryhappenedbitches: weekendship: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: sherlockisthenight: mishacollnis: look at this gif carefully he is not even close to the shelf it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it it was his wings wings wings

answersfromvanaheim: sapphichands:hobbitcreampuff:But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what

ezraomii:Crowley: I’m incredibly fast at math.Aziraphale: Alright, what’s 30x17?Crowley: 47Aziraphale: That’s not even close.Crowley: But it was fast.

crunchwrapofnotredame: “samurai wakes up in the present day” this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

jamesbdavis: steampunker27: crunchwrapofnotredame: “samurai wakes up in the present day” this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close Samurai Jack (2001-2017)

jamesbdavis: steampunker27: crunchwrapofnotredame: “samurai wakes up in the present day” this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close Samurai Jack (2001-2017)

dorsalvania: “samurai wakes up in the present day” this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

renthebarbarian:HOMEBOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUCKING AROUND

himbofisher:“samurai wakes up in the present day”this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

cockyhorror: Ppl are so extra this guy last night asked me if my name was Claudia so I said “no sorry” because it’s not even close and I only found out later that that is a TRICK a SCAM to find out a girls real name and get talking Ya games don’t

kingjaffejoffer: When you’re not even close to bussin but she starts begging for cum

renthebarbarian:HOMEBOY IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FUCKING AROUND

thebiggestever:“These are real sweet, but what I really want is your little brother’s huge cock. I mean, just look at that bulge. It’s practically down to his knees and I bet he’s not even close to hard yet.”

stratisxx: This Egyptian top on tindr is packing a billy club in his pants. Anyone who can take that monster inside of them is asking for trouble. He’s not even close to being able to wrap his big hands around that thing.

specialkindofangel: It’s not even close to Christmas rn but I need to see these nerds in like reindeer antlers and a santa hat. I need it for the soul.

milk-ed: hella sad and not even close to hella rad

boys-and-suicide: The worst feeling ever is when someone insults you and they’re right. no that’s not even close to the worst feeling at all.

felkina: “How worthless! Cumming upon insertion! You are scum… Simply the worst! And yet you say you are done? No! Not even close! You will pay heavily for your premature ending as I ride your balls dry and watch that once pleasured face contort

Stay down ……I’m not even close to being done with you….💋

cravehiminallways212: vtasty: vTasty- Visually Tasty Food Blog Photo via TumblrIs this the kind of cupcake you want for your birthday? It has all the requirements you spoke of earlier… ;) Not even close…..*wink*….💋

cravehiminallways212: Of course…how could I ever forget? ❤️ That’s not even close to how much I love you…..❤️Good night, my love💋

cravehiminallways212: ❤️ Scream all you like… I’m not even close to being through with you…💋

crossfitters: Rita Benavidez: One day I want to be able to perform free standing strict handstand pushups. But first….I have a lot of work to do. Haha. First step, try to stay off the wall. Not even close…YET!!!!

burins:burins:burins:horrid little cat saved me from my devil’s nap by putting her paw directly into my mouthpov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute ALTALTALToh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has

contac:En Vogue was the shit, y’all. Not even close to joking.

am I the only one that thinks “I love you.” & “I’m in love with you.” are two totally different things nope. not even close.

avril-obsession: Told you I wasn’t done with this pairing, not even close…. :D

all4master: all4master: I’ve got this… I don’t really have this. Not even close. And I’m tired of pretending I do.

“Oh no you don’t, cause we’re not even close to being done yet. Only when your body is trembling, your pussy Quivering, your Eyes Rolling to the back of ur head, and Your Pussy is trying to Choke the life out of my Hard Thick Cock, well

“I’m not even close to being done with your Hot Sexy Ass, so relax & Enjoy the ride My @naughtybabygirl69”

m693way: desireadom: mymmm: Never Ever Never….not even close This says it all Kitten MW

xohopeiero: man-of-metaphors: spmib: xohopeiero: I just got called fat, yep ok. Not even close gah you’re so hot lol i just got called fat now i need to put half nude pics on the internet tell me im pretty no I just am pretty. and I post these

beshineheaven:Your tits can never, ever be big enough. Not even close.

mrcreepypasta: skyladoesmc: mrcreepypasta: Time to do alittle interior decorating IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO HALLOWEEN YET!!!

cacaphonyofscreamz: EB: i can’t see shit!! EB: have a happy hofurday! TG: john thats not even close to holiday EB: shut the fuck up!! Christmas came early this year, and Santa’s present is better than ever..

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