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If I wasn’t already drunk on Thursday night, LOL, I would not be doing this butt… this is me in the shower, like it or not. And no, that’s not a guy’s cum on my bum bum - it’s soap. or is out? Lol thanks everyone for all

Not the super hero I had in mind

lithefider: Final Combat - you are drunk. The Medical? Medical what? Medical nurse? Medical doctor? Medical surgical enema?DEFINE YOUR TERMS. This shouldn’t be on my blog. But it’s too WTF not to be. Curse you conundrums.

ask-zipbang-and-boom: [I’m not Drunk Enough for This - Linical/Whiskey Heart] (( OOC So follower pic time~! yay! My birfday is tomorrow, so~! everyone is invited to my PARTY! showing off the new followers for everyone to see, but honestly, I am thankful

“Rosaline Marie,” “Yez, David? (we’re sho formalll lol)” *yessss “Did you just kick your shoes off?” “Maaaaaaybe? *hic*” “I am not getting that.” “Davvieeee what if I rep! *hic* C'mon

More drunkeness. Spinning was not amongst the finest of my ideas.

drunk-dazed: (230129 | inkigayo) soobin ✜ “sugar rush ride” ending fairy [fancam]

*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3

*Me and my friend drunk*Friend: yo what should I draw? Me: draw… a banana stripper and…. a demon babe touching her penis with one of those spinny hats.Friend: I got you Just a lit Friday night lolO

half-silvered: I wish I was drunk why am I not drunk man

ereri-obsession: Source: 如月心Please do not remove source*Do not repost without artist's permission*

skinmerchant:quick and dirty matias for wuffen while i’m drunk at a friend’s! A PERSON WHO IS NOT ME DREW MY CHARACTER????????????AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

usbdongle: me: “i’m not drunk” me: *somehow typos “pheromone” as “hemisphere” on a computer that does NOT have autocorrect*

Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonView from beginning<-Page 6 - Page 7 - Page 8>—————Pls keep in mind Will consented pre-wasting, so I’m not putting consent tags on thisAlso next page is nsfw but not explicit~

Oh gosh, they should not serve such potently alcoholic sugary drinks at Disneyland.

akafuri: Artist: 五月女えむ @ Pixiv | Original linkCredit goes to the original artist.Please do not re-post/re-upload. err, nsfw? I hope there’s a part 2……………….

Bro… we’re not friends anymore. Nothing excuses this shit…

godtricksterloki: hunny-sunshine: I know I’m really obsessed with a character when I start acting like them when I’m drunk Or not drunk.

whatsquinoa: if you’re not drunk when you watch eurovision, then you’re not watching eurovision.

drunk adventures with peter

hotwifelana: When I got home from shopping I was shocked to find my hubby and some of his friends already drunk before dinnertime. I didn’t expect him to be home at all and certainly not drunk like that. Even in the daytime and in my regular clothes

Drunk me is not prepared to deal with the, surprisingly good, decisions that they have made.

“Ell put his moth on lite’s penis so to not miss any tastey lite juice!! It was the most carmeley juicey carrot cake. Once he had finished taking in all of life’s juice all turned to cut them the watermelon.” -bad fanfic panel

wolfam0ngthesheep: jennarambles: This is 100% me af when I drink “Drunk? I’m not drunk.” “You’re the drunk one”

superdogbiter: Crowley,drunk off his ass:”So, what’s your type? ;)”Azirphale, who is not drunk:”Oh, i don’t know….Mostly male, Dark hair. Taller than me. Fucked up sense of humor. Effortlessly gorgeous. Someone i find easy to open up to….maybe

Drunk enough to post pitcures but not of my face! Oh hey, POkemon XY POSter in the bacground!!!

A good way to k kw if your drunk or not is to thin k about where you are going to pee. If out the window is more appealing that ln in the bathroom right next to your room, you may be drunk

apsychonautsadventures: brillopadbloodpudding: supernaturalthreesome: vulgarweed: Just what every church needs: a drunk-ass angel falling down a flight of stairs! IT’S NOT DRUNK IT’S CRAWLING DOWN BECAUSE SOME IDIOT BLINKED ^ This

elricity: Long live all the mountains we moved;I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you - One day, we will be remembered.→ Snapshots of Team Mustang(not pictured: Maes Hughes, in loving memory.)

talk to me while i get drunk

demonkiddee: anthonyquintin: My drunk baby. For the record, I’m not drunk :D

drunk-terminator: matching icons for you and your husband, the parents in training

kongoupak: im not quite drunk but not sober im just in the middle where im upste i not drunk or sober

Xanelen - the morning after. He is not a good drunk.Sorry @embergale, he’s going to be real pouty for a bit!

cc-videos: Person filming: Mark! I can’t believe how drunk you are! Mark: [irritated] I am not drunk. Person filming: Yes you are! Mark: I am not fucking drunk! Person filming: Can you tell the time? Mark: Yes. [turns to clock] I am not fucking drunk!

George Watsky- ‘Drunk Text Message to God’ “Don’t fall asleep yet! Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished.”

What part of I love you are you not getting? Do you not know how much it kills me to see you with another girl? Do you not understand how much I want you to tell me to stop seeing other guys. How can you not know that yours is the name on my lips before

justanothermom2014: No son, Mom is not drunk…..well not on alcohol….I’m drunk on that big fat dick of yours that I’ve seen….here are two of my holes…your choice….but put your big dick in one of them…now….before I change my mind….if

OMFG, I’m drunk! Here’s some pics of me (finally)!!!!! If you’re all good (and I’m drunk again soon) I might even post some semi-nsfw pics of me! 😜

Drunk AF and totes in DGAF Mode

ticklemeviking: Getting drunk by myself because I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night. Actually I get drunk by myself a lot lately. This is no surprise. Carry on with your lives.

dub-fuckin-step: moon-cosmic-power: or this. :33 Follow my party & drunk blog♥ http://dub-fuckin-step.tumblr.com/ um, can you not. This was not taken at a party and we were not drunk so…

I’m drunk rn and i just hope you miss me as much as I’m missing you right at this moment.

petersxinternship:During the five years Peter is gone, Tony leaves him voicemails. At first it’s when he’s drunk. He’s always drunk during those early days. He dials the number he memorized years ago and just talks - the drunk ramblings

2 drunk 2 selfie

Drunk older dudes

noweveryonesgone: So drunk but not drunk enough to miss out on a good licking, if he tries to fuck me again I’m gonna let him.

I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up & I just want to go to sleep but not next to him so I’m gonna stay up all night. Someone talk to me please?

Happy new year or what ever

Not enough single malt in my coffee.

miserableand-stunning: tinyhousedarling: toneyspeaksloud: weloveshortvideos: He actually told the time Woman: (as man walks in) I can’t believe how drunk you are.Man: (obviously drunk) I am not drunk.Woman: Yes you are!Man: I am not… fucking

Not drunk enough.

Not drunk enough.

Not drunk enough.

im cheating im not working on my prompts like i’m suppose to so HIPSTERS also if its not obvious Garret is drunk

theasgardiandetective: Messy doodles of a messy cuddly drunk tree and his poly mess of a team– (based on @scythio‘s headcanon about Drunk!Sage being a major cuddler) MORE ART HERE! :D

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