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I was going to question the gray girl and her dick since you know I question so much, but then the pink girl’s hair started to melt. And I’m thinking that’s not normal, but then, I missed that she was pink too. At this point, humans
My co-worker, Sally, is the biggest flirt in the office. She loves to tease but tells everyone that she is happily married and would never cheat on her husband. One evening at an after-work party we all got pretty drunk. I asked her if she would like
The morning after Girls Night Out: “Oh, no. Not again… I must stop drinking Tequila. Where am I? Where are my clothes? Who are you? How am I going to explain this bruise to my husband?”
Your wife said that she invited you to come to our toga-party with her and you said: “Naw, I’m not going to hang around with those losers. I’m going to stay home and watch the game.” Don’t expect her home tonight, asshole.
Sober as a judge … NOT.
You’re not even making sense anymore
Imitations not accepted
Need a “Do not send” app
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slut-mom-cuckold-son:“I am not drunk son, and don’t worry, I don’t need a ride home, your friend Kevin will take care of me, he said the whole Football team is coming to”
Someone has a thing for… what is the PC term since this is tumblr? Oh, yeah, “drunk the sex swap potion” Ghost.
koryminx: fuckyeahgodsgirls: Kory, Ari, Jenna & Vex ♥ Click here to get 75% off a GodsGirls membership! I’m totally sober guise. Me and Kory are definitely NOT drunk from 2 gin and tonics and we did no way freak out because we saw a cockroach
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myexpandingsoul: I swear I’m not drunk
Sweet sugar babies not wasting their time.
harmonyriver:I’m not drunk I swear
“one of these things are not like the other”
vahayan: It looks like they just left a serious party which the cops just stopped. Eren’s drunk as fuck, Mikasa looks ready to beat up some cops if they try to arrest them, while Armin is desperately trying to get Eren conscious.
It does not help, I'm drinking doubles and triples of gin here.
Im such a mess at the morning… Sleepovers for the win! :3 Now i should really post a sexy pic too when im not drunk or just a mess at the morning xd
I fish you a lappy birthday
Agustin Flores from Gran Hermano US gets drunk and flashes the other hg’s [via @ny-watcher]Alcohol and hot tubs always make for some good feeds!
andworldbuildingtoo: Okay, here we have a representation flag for mentally healthy & able-bodied straight people. ________________________________________________________ Q: Wait what? Why do they need a flag at all? A: Because of equality. If all
I just posted a BisPearl fic!(I’m not drunk or anything)Try reading it here!
300 followers? Thank you guys so much! Did I mention I love you guys? Let’s celebrate. On down. This time, I decided on ponies because, well, why not? And included in this picture are characters of some of the pony blogs that really inspire me.
cmder: otto-mandias: glamourweaver: lesless: for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke Make this the new meme!
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I think I’m tipsy. And it’s not even 4:30
Like, dont get me wrong, I really enjoy being degraded and used as a cum bucket…. but I’d like to also get off. Because sex is a mutual exchange and I’m important too. And not all of us girls can have an orgasm just by penetration
Got slightly drunk off some beer at dinnertime and ranted to parents about gendered products and selling misogyny to men in American advertising
Hello Tumblr. I may or may not be slightly inebriated
cutecutejames:uncle-beanbag:That jump is the funniest shit it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”
I almost miss the sound of your voice but know that the rain outside my window will suffice for tonight. I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t spoken in months now and I wanted to tell you that someone threw a bouquet of roses in the trash bin on the
cravehiminallways212: sumisa-lily: Pole dancing at it’s finest during a 4th of July cookout! Show him a little love people! That’s awesome…he’s not drunk enough, @sumisa-lily! He’s still clothed!!! 😜 Lol. I tried to tell him…but
sumisa-lily: I almost miss the sound of your voice but know that the rain outside my window will suffice for tonight. I’m not drunk yet, but we haven’t spoken in months now and I wanted to tell you that someone threw a bouquet of roses in the trash
I’m drunk af atm and I really need someone to sink my teeth into…
Also if you send a serious question I’m gonna have it until I’m not drunk anymore
royalhammer: you’re not drunk until you’re speaking fluent Ozzy Osbourne
lol…. Im not even sure Id still be pissed off after reading that..
Professor River Song
ofspacecurls “ It was either that of the despicable cop costume. You would be more… obvious in that than you would have in this cute
ofspacecurls: ❝ You’re acting like you don’t really want to go. Remember, this was
I’m not drunk enough for this
kingeomer replied to your post: taraknowlesbest replied to your post: kingeomer… just be careful not to take in too much for amanda and lauren have a terrible habit of being too much at once and can contribute to bad decisions being made like
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
A bottle of wine a round may not have been a good plan…. 3 hours and several rounds later. I just wanna get home and go to bed.
meme4u: NOT DRUNK
So I met a porn star. Don’t mind my extremely drunk face.
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
I have an HC that Ivan has big mood swings when he’s drunk; So Alfred has to either deal with him being extremely angry about virtually nothing, or obsessively loving.
cowboydave: ariescantus: flawlesstrueperfection: appleznbananaz: tuulikki: jimsgayunderwear: tuulikki: This is definitely the best bar in existence. Where is this and why am I not drunk there. River Song sounds delicious. Here. And one day I
pyroluminescence: Sometimes I want to crawl onto someone’s lap and purr at them except I’m not a cat and this bothers me a lot
artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better with time.
Its 4:30AM, and while I’ve only had 5 beers in as many hours and am not drunk and the only buzz I have is from being tired. I usually don’t have hard stuff after 3-30am but I think a half shot to a shot of this is in order just because Ash
wow, this looks INVITING!!!! I just spent like 15 minutes making my bed with my new sheets and it didn’t take that long because I’m drunk, I’ve just always had trouble making a bed for some reason because the corners of the fitted sheet
kiz-whalifa: I think the best kiss is when you’re not drunk but you’re not entirely sober and you’ve been looking at each other all night and all of a sudden their lips are pressed against yours and neither of you are sure who initiated it but
I’m not drunk and not mad….😛😜 by official_hitomitanaka
frigginconfused: AYYY another Palette & Expression Meme, look at that. You may have to zoom in for details lol. 81 Expressions and 50 Palettes, go nuts guys. Reposting anywhere but tumblr is okay with credit.I personally will not be taking requests
depresanesfreetime: “A surprising new part of the field sobriety test requires you to not sing along to Linkin Park to prove you’re not drunk.” Lol, I would fail that test even while being sober.
![Agustin Flores from Gran Hermano US gets drunk and flashes the other hg’s [via @ny-watcher]Alcohol and hot tubs always make for some good feeds!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d85bf998b5c72dd4465342bdf9c3047e/tumblr_o147uqO9mc1td4s2no1_250.gif)
