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“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
her-and-him-a-layin: withoutasking: i love to caress the tip of His cock. Sometimes i think it gives me more pleasure than it does Him because He seems to always call me to envelop Him before i’m ready. It’s not about me, of course. But still…i
After I’ve had a few drinks I give zero fucks about letting dudes see me check them out. Yes I’m checking you out. Yes I’m checking out your dick. I’m not concerned as to if I’m your type or not. I’m looking. —
nastylilhoodfreakz: seeker310: Awesome Bros!! POWERFUL sexy handsome with GREAT muscles!! please reblog a lot this Bro is so phyne!! my blog is not about me it is ALL about & for the men in my blog www.nastylilhoodfreakz.tumblr.com
br0ken-and-lost: But not about me, because no one writes about a sad girl
thelivingwiccan:pollymay:musical-chan:pilgrimkitty:discovereternity:Forget me notMy favorite thing about Forget-Me-Nots is that they change color depending on the acidity of the soil so you can get pink or purple ones growing right next to the blue ones.P
Anonymously (or not) tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
sorimori:if you consume underage nsfw content human/furry/doesnt matter, unfollow me right now. you are not welcome here, i do not want you here, and i do not want you consuming my content.
Not feeling too hot about myself lately. Working long hours, not being able to get my butt to the gym..packed on a whole lotta pounds. So not been in the mood to take many pics. Hopefully things will change soon because I miss being pervy and taking pics
It’s not about me. It’s about you.
ladyrowlings: This is a PSA to ANY of my followers. TAG ME IN STUFF. YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME. SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG. MAKES MY DAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. YOU THOUGHT OF ME. YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST. YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING. BLESS YOUR SWEET
**wakes up after wetting the bed, from stress dream of parents knowing about me wetting wetting the bed, cause dad found a wet diaper**Me @ self: *in high cracked voice* Y-YOr’Re NOT heLpPiiiiinnNnnNNGgGGG!!!!! ｡ﾟ(0˃ ⌑ ˂ഃ0)`ﾟ｡
So I don’t even get one mediocre (yes, “mediocre” is setting the bar higher than I’ve ever had it) relationship before I turn 30? Not one?
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
nootflix:I just want someone to like me and not just randomly leave me
raiikyuu: me: *is replaced*me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)
blupoop: abt me: glowing, eating peaches drinking wine in lingerie, not texting ur desperate ass back
phaserbeams: if I’m not playing video games I’m probably thinking about them
morsures-damour: nakedpersephone: persephonephotographs: Not About Me I and II | Self Portraits (a series of failed double exposures I made for university) December 2014 I’m really upset about these ‘failing’ and my recent failures in this
yahoosg: “It’s not about me and I am glad that we went eight seconds faster than what we did the last SEA Games.” Joseph Schooling speaks candidly about his first day in the pool. Here’s what he said. (Photos: Liew Tong Leng for Yahoo Singapore)
szuddenly:you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
Doing the 30 Day Genderqueer Challenge all in one go, because why not? Also, it’s a good primer into my ~experience as a genderqueer person? idk, I’m trying to decompress, so here you go. 1. Do you use any other terms to define or explain
joemanjello: barnesandbarton: thorin thorout thorshake it all about we’re thorin flyin there’s not an orc in middle earth that we can’t kill
icefeels replied to your post So I was under the impression, initially, that you were local (to me, in Orlando.) Obviously that’s not the case- where do you hail from? I’m from New Jersey! I live pretty much in the middle of it at the moment
makotou-niijima: me: “that Pokemon looks cool”Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s
ispyspookymansion:if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
squigglydigg:rp-puckerman:instead of that “write an about me” meme going around, people should write a review, like on the back of a book cover, about me and i’ll put it on my blog. examples:she is so cool - anonymousdefinitely not thirsty -
freekicks: i love watching the olympics. i know nothing about these sports but by hour 4 i’m like, “poor dismount. look at those knees. not enough elevation or rotation on that last move. clear 3/10 points deduction. tsk.”
dynastylnoire: 05-fubu: thismynewshit: lightskintgawd: 05-fubu: fukkce: 05-fubu: I be having to stop myself from calling guys bitch. Not on some disrespectful shit, but on some BIIIIIIIIITCH type shit Lmaooo I’ve had to catch myself so many
scratch-meowt: dabilbobagins: scratch-meowt: Tell me a weird thing about you. anon or not.here’s mine. I’m terrified to shower when it’s dark outside. I’m about to shower right now and I’m stalling. 🙄🙄🙄 I only eat apple peels. The
💯 it just like if I talk to some person who is close to me they always think about their self is really pissing me off so egotistic ass hole
hummousexual: shanellbklyn: sistermaryfake: krxs10: but it’s not about race right? Woah This is the master post of the new millennium showcasing racism and white supremacy at its finest. Please stop telling us it’s not about race and to move
nintendo: It’s not about me, it’s all about Yew. Learn more about this young patriarch from Bravely Second: End Layer. Join Yew and his Cavaliers by downloading a free demo now in the Nintendo eShop: http://Ninten.do/6186B9FMI
quasi-normalcy: kerryrenaissance: silverbellsolicitor: It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as
Work related stuff I need to rant about under the cutSo I guess one of the newer guys at work has been talking shit about me even though I didn’t know there was a problem? I know I can be dense sometimes but I really wish people would just come to me
myannoyances:Okay, say it with me: My mental health problems are real and they are valid I will not judge myself for the bad days when I can barely get out of bed I will not make myself feel worse because someone else appears to be handling their mental
littlefeministbitch: I like being reminded that nobody cares if I like it. It’s not about me. It’s never about me. It’s about your pleasure, your entertainment, your desires. My preferences are only relevant insofar as you enjoy using them, whether
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
crpl-pnk: don’t stop inviting your disabled friends to do things because they usually say no, don’t stop trying to hang out with us because you assume we’re not up for it, don’t avoid us once you know we’re sick. i’ve lost so many friends
Followers plz ask me things anon or not just ask me questions u wanna know about me it doesn’t even have to be a question say hi get to know me…haha I sound thirsty than a bitch haha
therandomoliphaunt: It is Friday and I am NOT in love. I am mildly angry and mostly sleep-deprived. Robert Smith lied to me.
matt-douchene: do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
roca-wear: *sends out a text* *puts phone on airplane mode immediately after bc I’m not ready for the response*
zee: [texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
honeycurl: diosa-flower: I’m only like “semi” pretty .. Not even fully pretty and I’m not saying this for sympathy or to get people to tell me other wise.. I’m saying this because this is how I feel 😂 I’m like pretty 2 hours out of
are you serious?? this was a comment on a question about me still being in pain, not related to sex at all, get a life guy
sometimes I just get tired of being told I’m not good enough and it rings inside me echoing until I’m tired to my bones and I just want to lay down and decay into the earth
Send me (1) message about anything you would like too know about me.
tell me something u dig about me on anon
trippiest: what a beautiful day to not be in high school
It’s cool to feel like you’re not worth 踰 dollars to someone who is worth absolutely everything to you
Not to be nsfw and like that on main but someone should do something about my chastity kink and hate acceptance towards anal as a substitute to something enjoyable. Push my buttons and call me a good girl although never hesitate to haze me for not being
allmymetaphors: I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either
kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted
ok so due to some posts I’ve seen about me lately and since there are people who think they can just make assumptions about me and tell others to hate me based on said assumptions, and also due to the fact I don’t want people just to believe the first
lesbianslovebts:I am proud to be autistic. I would not be me if I were not autistic. At the same time, I am exhausted because of it. I am tired of living in a world that is not made for me and will not accommodate me. I am learning as much as I can about
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