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heroofferelden: Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go
Virgo isn’t too keen on awkward silence but they don’t mind it either. If you don’t speak to them, they have no problem not speaking to you.
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
herbalfaun: I have two stages of drunk: 1. “I’m not even buzzed yet” 2. *Sitting in a field somewhere with my shoes off eating*
cokedrip: boy i can’t wait to not be suffering
lovelysuggestion: you may not know but i notice everything
consolecadet: I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it
affectionatesuggestion: If I’m dating you I’m going to date all of you. this includes the parts of you that you may not like and the parts you’re working on. because that’s what people do when they’re in love.
lost–sinner: rosepulp: not to be dramatic or anything but i need affection or im gonna die Seriously
Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
floozys: i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream
jackedjill: slowmotionbabyy: girls-n-vibes: i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid Damn Fuck
malikmydick:i’m not always horny but i kinda am tho
angrybrush: FBI agent: *sighs* not gay porn again
My hatred, anger, ego, arrogance, narcissism and offensive nature is THIS big. I swear. Can’t help it and I’m not willing to change.
bro, i'm not famous enough for tmz.
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
despookinator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
jon-snow: i am more committed to not watching the big bang theory than i am to literally anything else in my life
p-a-n-s-y: shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: Shipping Those Two Characters Was Not My Intention: a tale of regret and acceptance
angrytransblogger: i can not see ymir as cis now i just cant (and dont want to)
queenannika: unfortunately being gay in real life is not as fun as it is on the internet
boywitch: i was not born male or female i was born a garbage human and have remained one ever since
chrysantheb0mb: if yr sick of our entire culture taking cheap shots at young girls, raise yr hand sword store || art blog || commission infoplease do not remove credit!
upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
krisjenner420: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
madeofeverything:saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways
draco–malfoy:After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realized that I was in fact hungry and not sad.
cousin-possum-kc:vicholas:vicholas:I think the problem with Kermit is that it’s really easy to reduce him to a joyless jerk because his role IS being the straight man to a cast of bozos and he IS blunt and tired, but the thing is, he’s not
be curious. not judgmental.
221btimelordette: I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
I ain’t dead yet! Here’s something I made for a school project for an, “About Me” page.
And sex and sleep, but not necessarily in that order
just-shower-thoughts: It’s not that I’m too old to go out. It’s that I’m in my 30s, and the stuff in my house is more enticing.
rapunzelie: I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination
An Aquarius will always have too much love for themselves to just settle. They can love a person with all the love in their heart but if that person is not giving them what they need, they have to move on. Period.
Jae 29|Taurus☀️ Not To Be Dramatic, But I Wanna Die
Absolutely Not
motiya:*glances at a beautiful girl* i do not need this right now
zacffren: i like being alone, not feeling alone
dysphorria: right so when squirrels gather loads of food and not come out for weeks it’s ‘normal’ but when i do it it’s ‘antisocial’ oh ok
Things I will not call you a whore for:
I thought you forgot about me lol
Do not let your obligations take your life away
stylinsmut: wedding vows: ur not onew but ur ok i guess
sosa-parks: I’m not even quiet because I think I’m too cool or anything, I just dont have shit to say all the time
smoochums: “if ur cold just zip up your jacket” have you not heard of fashion
nursary:im not even ugly cute im like..obscure cute. avant garde
bpdgecko: having a huge breakdown but not telling anyone because that’s attention seeking and manipulative :)
unfriendlyblackshawty: sobeitjay: I drink water but i still be eating what im not supposed to im fake healthy same lol
killyourselfalicia: do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for
