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ask-celestia-stuff: kibbiethegreat: krunkidile: CARTOON HORSE PROGRAM!! For anyone who has wondered what My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is. i cant not reblogg this! im so sorry! i usualy dont reblogg random stuff but THIS deserves it!
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
drrandumb: That’s not how saunas work you dumb horse. (1x)(4x)(deviantART)
gay-horse:i drew this a while ago but i’m not sure if i ever posted it here
lollipony:Not my usual style, but I hope you can still enjoy this moon horse!
kragehund: appendingfic: noctumsolis: Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme? I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t
trivia-goddess:artttho:What? No april fools joke this year tumblr staff? Not really feelin it this year tumblr staff? No quip about copy or lizards tumblr staff? No weird horse we have to keep alive tumblr staff? No fake premium avatars tumblr staff??
askalbinopie: Many golden age blogs have come and gone. There was one giant who has fallen to time, and has almost completely been forgotten by most. Not by me. I remember you. My inspiration, my favorite stinky horse, Ask Surprise.
goattrain: goattrain: also here’s this uncouth horse she’s not very couth at all! reblogging because “he’s sensitive about that, probably” is extremely funny to me right now
lollipony: Some silly horse love :3 Also Twilight’s blowing bubbles cuz that’s totally cute and not gross don’t judge me ATG X Day 6: Day 6: Draw a pony crushing on another pony OR Draw a pony with a secret admirer. My TwitterMy DeviantArtMy
vworpstageleft: kragehund: appendingfic: noctumsolis: Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme? I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse”
vworpstageleft:kragehund: appendingfic: noctumsolis: Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme? I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse”
bobdude0: You guys are really asking for a lot out of me, I mean it’s not like I draw this horse very often or anything.
frenchfrycoolguy: pink horse surprise !! do not use/repost w/o permission pls
mrspider:mrspider:oh i forgot to show you guys conservative rainbowdash hold onso living in the south has actually been pretty great so far but at the grocery store i saw these and i could not help but be excited cause i love these gay ass horses until
juniepops:Not to beat off a horse girl but
colorful-horses:its not a phase
lokiofgallifrey: ask-oncies-jizz: mr-speedwagon: ask-oncies-jizz: got a really good idea for a d&d character i’ll never get to use You can’t say that and not share your idea. its a talking horse. you’d think this’d come with some kind of
cmder: otto-mandias: glamourweaver: lesless: for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke Make this the new meme!
maximumbuttitude: mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your
pervocracy: Everyone goes on about how algorithmically-targeted ads are so creepily precise that they know everything about you, but I still can’t convince my Google ads that I’m not pregnant, I don’t own a horse, and my purchase of a home thermostat
dagny-hashtaggart: st-just: threefeline: ya’ll i am fucking sobbing at these photos of a horse catching a frisbee valid to eat frisbees @dagny-hashtaggart This is not the first time I have been tagged in this image, and I have the dire feeling
himbofisher:theehorsepusssy:i should call her
aspiringwarriorlibrarian:delphinidin4:shitacademicswrite:hatingongodot:“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.”
plump-bunny: thick-curvy-jiggly: Why is it I hear cheap 70s porn music in my head when I look at these? Maybe because I’d like her to ride me like a wild horse. Yeah, that’s prob’ly it. Well aren’t you charming.. not. I wanna keep her!
stratisxx: This twink passed out drunk, only to wake and find the horse hung Arab daddy, that he went home with the night before, throat fucking him. That massive mushroom head barely fits into this boy’s mouth…not sure how much easier it’s going
e-seal: otto-mandias: glamourweaver: lesless: for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke Make this the new meme!
tearmaker: “After two days alone on the horse, she found herself screaming, crying, and beggingthe brick wall in front of her for mercy. It did not reply.”
johanirae:kaxen: mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your
ironicallyxspiders: shitpostgenerator: friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.
dashbeardconfessional: excima: king-emare: nikez-40z: Will Smith performs “wild wild west” one of the best performances i’ve ever seen What a time to be alive A whole ass horse not half. WHOLE.
hiptoyourjive: I hate when guys do something half way decent and say “chivalry is not dead” okay go joust for my honor I hope you fall off your horse you weird asshole
styleswanky: styleswanky: “yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good
nocnyswiat: nikosnature: Can we take a moment to admire what was considered style in the 90s. Can we take a moment to admire the fact that his reply is “‘Cause our kids would look like horses.” He does not say, “I can’t marry another guy!”
satdeshret: totallynotagentphilcoulson: sturmtruppen: ellis-dee: This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle,
moltengolden: keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this? Get the fuck off your
cumdumps: first off pig I don’t care if you scream yourself horse… you are in the hood people are used to hearing you white bitches screaming while re train ya… second let me get the damn condom off… I’m not sending you back out on the street
jockswiththickcocks: shinningrainbow: How did he not get caught? Horse Hung Dick Collector Follow for: HOT GUYS, HOT COCKS, AND THE HOTTEST SEX! Active GAY PORN BLOG! >>jockswiththickcocks<< [And visit our page if you want to know
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
cityofplacidity: poke-problems: Victini is back! How to get it on your copy of Black or White: Mystery Gift > Recieve Gift > Nintendo WFC > Virtuoso Victini! This is such horse shit. I got Vic when the game first came out. They should not
keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
ambulanceartist: monstersontheradio: ambulanceartist: Our paramedic carried a guy who had six small plastic horses shoved up his ass for unknown reasons. The hospital listed his condition as “stable.” We died. #I’m not saying he was a brony
johanirae:kaxen:mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!
littlebusty: Horse cock is some of the hottest shit ever! While I might not be willing to let the real deal have it’s way with me I can at least say from personal experience it gives one hell of a facial.
notherewe: Aug 13, 2018 what difference does it make that I prefer my choice of poison over yours? Minimal consumption does not erase its trace in your body. Get off your high horse thinking that intention makes a world of difference because you and I
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
the-dildo-slave: ashleyryder: this is quite far up the top of my bucket list if not at the top Holy shit…….. I want to play with that. Is he half horse.
andreaschoice: anniedai: boozledorf: hats-and-horses: raikoh14: This guy made a painting in less than 90 seconds. Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting. Holy holy
porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.
cipheramnesia:anais-ninja-bitch:great-and-small:Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!My dog not 5 minutes later:mud dragonThat horse is having a great time.
