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sonic-gems-collection: cmder: otto-mandias: glamourweaver: lesless: for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke Make this the new meme! War, Famine,
ironicallyxspiders: shitpostgenerator: friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.
parttimesissy: ultracock: . You lucky SOB!!!! Not only are you hung like a horse, but you can suck yourself as well.
germanblondie79: I only take black horses Make her fucken lick it whether she wants to or not
coelasquid: equestrienne-fit:starkimages:sabrielhasablog:rp-photography:horses-are-love:And that ladies is why secrateriat is boss Not only that, but Secretariat utilized something called a double-suspension transverse gallop that allowed him to carry
coelasquid:equestrienne-fit:starkimages:sabrielhasablog:rp-photography:horses-are-love:And that ladies is why secrateriat is boss Not only that, but Secretariat utilized something called a double-suspension transverse gallop that allowed him to carry
strangevibezz: dadhumordotnet: dutchster: “he’s making that face again isn’t he” Please tell me someone else saw the eyeless skull of a chimp rather than a horse You’re not alone
moltengolden: keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this? Get the fuck off your
porcelain-horse-horselain: Not a god damn thing.
antigonick: “But to abandon you […] would be to leave a part of myself behind, and how can I do that when I do not know which part you are?” — Louise Glück, excerpt of The Horse and The Rider
ganspirit: kanmeu: nintendofunclub: horse-tits: OKAY SERIOUSLY GUYS BEE MOVIE IS NOT THE WORST MOVIE THAT DREAMWORKS HAS MADE I CANT BELIEVE YOU COULD FORGET ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING WILL SMITH FISH did you just call shark tale a bad movie. at least
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
adirtylilsecret: somedayinjakarta: If it wasn’t true Katy would ignore it, or refute it, not use emojis like we all do when we know that shit true. No Dark Horse is being played because it has crossover appeal and is actually a very catchy song
I barley go online now but when I do it’s usually at night when I reblog pornography, thoughts, insiders, and many other stuff I can think of in a short time, and not give a flying horses ass that people are unfollowing me day by day. ✌✌
willyciraptor: troll-with-a-horse-fetish: How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101 Look, tumblr. you can learn from facebook. that’s how far you’ve sunk.
beautifulperversity: It’s been seven hours and fifteen days. I remember how you tasted. You hurt me terribly and I’ve not recovered. You moved me; I loved the way you ate and also your dark hair. I’d rather let every soldier and every horse
troll-with-a-horse-fetish: How to politely correct someone instead of thinking they’re ignorant for not knowing something that isn’t common knowledge 101
fudge-the-horse: Me: im not gonna be clingy Me: *infringes by 49 units*
barebearx: freeballeruk: readyaimfire0: sweetpusss: http://sweetpusss.tumblr.com/ More videos: http://sweetpuss.com/ God. What a horsecock with a horse-size load. Well, not what I’d normally share, but you can guess why ————~PLEASE FOLLOW
nocnyswiat: nikosnature: Can we take a moment to admire what was considered style in the 90s. Can we take a moment to admire the fact that his reply is “‘Cause our kids would look like horses.” He does not say, “I can’t marry another guy!”
paintchipsfromthewall: cultivationartisan: kettugasm: OKAY NO EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES HAVE I GOT SOME GREAT SHIT FOR YOU!! you see these binders? They may not look much, but these fucking things bind like the CHAINS OF HELL THEMSELVES. I’ve got
unclothd: “… horse rape is not a good method of punishment for criminals. Too many grow a fondness to it…” Gregory of Trier (812-883)
neptunain: “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in” It’s funny because the guy who would have/could have said
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!
felweed:you guys are making fun of him but honestly this takes a lot of skill and im impressed. not only that but horses who can handle being ridden in urban areas are very well trained fuck yall
forgottenhsfacts: Andrew recycled many concepts directly from Jailbreak to varying degrees, including horses and biting ones own leg off.SourceSubmitted by==> attackoficcr Let’s not forget the infamous Pornography sword
maximumbuttitude: mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your
trdeeney: nonbinarysunset: OKAY SO IF YOU DON’T LIVE IN DENVER, COLORADO, USA, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT THE GIANT DEMON HORSE aka BLUECIFER aka CABALLO DIABLO first things first, gaze upon this majestic fucker: and, in case you felt like sleeping
porcelain-horse-horselain: it’s NOT about health. fuck people’s concern-trolling. it’s never been about health. even if it is, that’s between you and your body… maybe your doctor. no one else!
libertarian-lady: dek-says-so: pr1nceshawn: How Did They Get That Shot? That horse is 100% thinking “Fuck you, I’m not standing on that invisible floor.” This post means everything
masterge77: *Sees Tumblcoin, Tumblr’s 2018 gag* Well it’s at least this gag is MUCH better than 2016′s lizard election gag, not as good as the Horse Friend gag from 2017, but to me, nothing will EVER top this thing:
aspiringwarriorlibrarian:delphinidin4:shitacademicswrite:hatingongodot:“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.”
johanirae:kaxen:mawkit: doggables: look at this for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!
neptunain:“GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL” “sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse” “oh rad bring it in”
poinko: not stoppin w/ the collabs (though this actually the last one i took, gotta get back up on the comics horse yknow) Rufus for the Street Fighter Twitter Collab
donkocabana: Gruntilda has cursed DK and turned him into… no, not donkey. A Horse! Candy must find a way to revert the spell! …Candy, do you even want to lift the curse? :< Commission —————————————————————–
bumsrmytning:OMG.. What the FUCK… You spunk like a horse… I fucking told you I’m not on birth control you fucking MORON…Oh man what am I going to do.. you’ve probably made me pregnant dumping that much spunk in my cunt …
hotslaveboys: Yeah bitch… don’t waste ANY sperm… not even from a horse! Swallow it!! More slaves? http://hotslaveboys.tumblr.com
haveahiddles: lokis-horse-child: According to Tom all Loki needs is a hug, so here is Tom giving him that special loving hug not even kidding i need a hug after making this it was a god damn ordeal No one loves Loki more than Tom does.
gabsygabs: missdontcare-x: “In a lot of ways Piper was my Trojan Horse. You’re not going to go into a network and sell a show on really fascinating tales of black women, and Latina women, and old women and criminals. But if you take this white
ireadtolive: bridles-and-boots: trot-diagonal: ottblove7: loneoakgrls: talkdontchangeathing: soundtrack-for-lovers: I’m outta here I should point out again that the horse was NOT injured in any way, watch the video if you are concerned how
preggo-wankarama: Private Photos: Say hello to new mom and Czech hottie Nicole Pokorna. Seems she put the cart before the horse regarding the wedding, but you will notice she is not a shy girl and got her milk swollen breasts out at the reception. Sprogs
onix47: shinningrainbow: How did he not get caught? Horse Hung Dick Collector ongelofelijk…!
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: ambermckinley: literally never seen anything more gay this just in: horse prints on your heart are actually deadly (not recommended)
littletrenchcoatangel: nocnyswiat: nikosnature: Can we take a moment to admire what was considered style in the 90s. Can we take a moment to admire the fact that his reply is “‘Cause our kids would look like horses.” He does not say, “I can’t
rawrcharlierawr: OH HEY THERE’S ALL OF THEM If you wanna preorder any, you can do so here. The site probably won’t be updated till later tonight because I gotta get my dad to do it, and, he’s not home right now. Anyway HOORAY HORSES
fisherpon: haunts-and-horses: ecmajor: pony-fuhrer-bradley: tsitra360: >_>…..<_<…….^_^ (it’s a towel, not a bed sheet) lol pinkie always the weird one Oh wow, i love it! there is no way in hell i could have this as a towel
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m
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