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arundelolikes: argumate: argumate: mamalaz: So fierce it looks cool but there’s no way to pick it up again without looking awkward or you just buy cloaks in bulk and leave a trail of them behind you …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Cloaks
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
shadesofmauve: punnyplants: Step 1: Pick leavesGently twist the leaf near the base, it should snap off the plant cleanly. Good cuttings will be slightly rounded at the ends, and have no ‘open’ wound: Bad cuttings will not grow, you need to make sure
patrickoh76: secretlifeofmimi: I love weddings and sneaky bathroom selfies. From a few weeks ago. was the bride ticked because you looked hotter? No way. My friends are unreal gorgeous. I just try to pick up some tips from them.
shaman58: tohypnofu: mistermindwiper: “Journey into the Mistery 62″. Words by Stan Lee, drawn by Jack “The King” Kirby, inked by Dick Ayers Oh no, not the powers of hypnosis. Whatever shall we doooooooooooooooooooo!!! Worst. Pick-up line.
leerspace:Wish I was one of the sexy guys being lusted after in this ad. No pressure here. She sees what she likes and grabs it. I love how the guy she picks smiles more broadly as she’s stroking his cheek; he’s enjoying this reversal of traditional
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: whynotlook-blog: lilkittenbrat: shadows-creep-inside-of-me: We both love pink. Sponsored by @haru-dade Please no DD/lg references. Caption removers will be blocked. oh my fucking god you are perfection Pick not my thing
voiceactresskurutta:souleaterunlimited:russianmadness:thefaceofbro:jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past
trydain: Trust No One.Come see me at Matsuricon and you can pick up a copy of this print!
trydain: Trust No One. Come see me at Matsuricon and you can pick up a copy of this print!
Wai-wha-why am I just now getting a view on jinyoungs naked shoulder and arm? It’s too much and no! Cutie sandeul with such a irresistibly cute face and tongue while he picks up a bike?!? GOOO away! (;a;)
thisquietfangirl: Well someone had to pick the third option…Might as well be me. ;3 lesson: if you pull down your date’s pants, the date will be a success no doubt.
pajamaben: *picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting
kimyoujinis186cmofpuregoodness: Let’s give Seo Do Yoon a lot of 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 for being the best, most tough, understanding and reliable ride or die body guard / friend towards Kang Chul The true MVP here tbh
pigmenting: sometimes i forget how many times i’ve picked myself off the floor, how many times i’ve washed away smudgy makeup and put myself to bed. how many times i’ve said no to something unhealthy. said yes to something good. how many times i’ve
spooky-omorashi: ohgodwhatam-i-doing: spooky-omorashi: I wanna know how “feel free to send me your accident aftermath pics” tanslates to “send me a dick pick with no omorashi involved at all” like someone explain to me how a male’s brain
Can’t pick, you do it for me Beard or no beard?Vote on this poll to decideWhat do you think about papa demon?
bigwhitedicks69: cheatingonaloser: cheatersandcucks: “No, I’m not that hungry,” your wife told you when you picked her up from work. “My boss treated me to a really big sausage for lunch.” :) www.bigwhitedicks69.tumblr.com
girthyencounters: “I had this preoccupation with GIRTH…even dreams about being stretched and filled to the max. I told my husband that I was ready to try something really big. He thought I meant a toy and offered to help me pick it out. No, honey
Y'all ain’t gotta help no more cuzzzzzzzzzz me and nicole just picked a band name :) Eeeeee!!!
It is such a helpless feeling to worry sick about a loved one who is thousands of miles away, who is sad, who is no longer picking up the phone. If I could manifest anything anon, without parameters, it would be the ability to teleport. To teleport
my voice is good but i suck at guitar cuz i only pick it up to play last minute before gigs. i hope i have a band this year and can just sing, no guitar, for some songs. also, i’m gonna buy an electric guitar cuz electic guitars are sexy.
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
verybigpimpin: *txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
galaxys-princess: hotwhiteguy: guys someone did it “no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows"
sixpenceee: Each September the Alaskan wood frogs freeze. Two-thirds of their body water turns to ice. If you picked them up, they would not move. If you bent one of their legs, it would break. Their hearts stop beating, their blood no longer flows
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
sickfake: *picks a fight with someone i really love for absolutely no reason other than my constant need to destroy every relationship around me* this is fine
nameiscorey: chrisdigay: micdotcom: Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong. Oprah always picks the best stories to share PREACH!
catsbeaversandducks: This Aquarium Picks The Naughtiest Penguin Of The Month We thought that cats were absolutely shameless creatures but it turns out that penguins are no better either. Photos by National Aquarium of New Zealand - Via Bored Panda
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3-holes-2-tits: thing4dom: You’re safe now. No need to thank me, well that would be quite difficult to do anyway, but you’re all better now. You can’t wander off, and you won’t be trying to pick the locks again, or trying to sneak a phone
warlocksmith: Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom
Called my coworkers to prank them Manager who is no fun picked up
The sentence has been handed down. No appeal. But… We will let you lick which one of Us is the Executioner. Soooo…pick one! (C'mon! Gotta be 4 o'clock! Why are you even pretending to think so hard?)
savannahsgenesis: I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it
congenitalprogramming: ithotyouknew: witwitch: ithotyouknew:pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and
I couldn’t take my son getting picked on and bullied any more so I decided to take control. Read about it here http://www.sissyphonefantasy.com/no-more-bullying-for-my-sissy-son-phonesex/
nubianbrothaz: dickandnutt: He picked up this sexy trade boy online and made a backseat hookup. Didn’t waste no time
anothersh0tatlife: have a pug because no one wants to ssee dick picks! Oh my gosh. Yes.
kittensplaypenshop: This time YOU get to pick your own prize! Winner receives one 50.00 giftcard to our shop ^_^Rules:REBLOG! That simple! NO FOLLOWING REQUIRED!Must be 18 to enter. GOODLUCK!Contest end January 20th 2016 To show our appreciation for
souleaterunlimited:russianmadness:thefaceofbro:jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled
meanexwife: other girls: respectable hut at the edge of the village, uncursing wells, turning into a black cat to steal into a tyrant’s bedchambers and assassinate him in his sleep me: no familiar, crushing my herbs with a rock i picked up outside,
vinesforall: thatsthat24: The Friend Who Has No Shame in Over-Messaging 📱 #me [upbeat elevator music] Thomas: [scrolling through messages] Ah, jeez. Thomas: [hits hand on phone, picks it up] What… the heck?! Thomas: [going through mail] Are you
caliphorniaqueen: nameiscorey: chrisdigay: micdotcom: Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong. Oprah always picks the best stories to share PREACH! Remember when
verycooltrash: affectionate-anarchy: verycooltrash: e-seal: coolxatu: new theory: world is flat but it has two sides you’d fall off….. only if you picked the wrong one Tails he’s in no danger that dude can fly
socialistexan:waywardtravelerfart:prettykikimora:Uhhh excuse me? Does this apply to Texas too?No! You actually can’t pick more than one candidate in Texas. Nevada is a caucus, like Iowa, so any unviable candidate has their votes redistributed to
sar-kalu:chantylay:memewhore:Child: a fucking goat outsidePerson recording: [firmly] it’s just a goatChild: no. [Pause] it’s a fucking goatPerson recording: laughs quietlyOkay but you know that kid picked up “fucking goat” from
jolinarofmalkshur:jolinarofmalkshur:Pick your favourite line from Monty Python and the Holy Grailare you suggesting coconuts migrate?strange women lying in 🌊distributing 🗡️ is no basis for a system of governmentcome and see the violence inherent
docsgeneralamusements: superman7474: curvalicious65: Sweet Merciful Heavens! Shut the front Door and pick Dolly up off the floor! I just melted!💋 Is there anything better than doing this?? No, there is nothing better!😎
redmacha: russianmadness: thefaceofbro: jagged1: discopeanut: bansand: nice gender did your mom pick it out for you No, my dad did. #Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work “What?” I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled
ofwnchesters: no but guys someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her DO YOU KNOWHOW AWKWARD IT ISTO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”AND THENSHE
tarynel:iwantursex:dickprintbandit:luvyourselfsomeesteem: Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there
moistflow: teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people me:
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