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… Ok, I’ll give it a stab.A cute boy got dressed to go outside. It was a warm day. He picked a light and short dress, but nothing flowy since he was horny and slid a butt plug in before he left the house.During his walk he bought a popsicle.
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
Submitted by kbweff (no username): am i going to hell OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I CAN’T.
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
I am so down for this… I just have no idea where, when, or how we would do it. Mostly where.
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt of Sex were borrowed from my friend Beth, so I have no clue where they were bought. The deerstalker was in a Halloween store for บ. I can’t remember what the store was called, (it wasn’t Spirit),
OH. MY. GOD. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO CRY. I SERIOUSLY MIGHT START CRYING. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. YOU ARE ALL SO WONDERFUL. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY OF YOU GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POST, BUT I AM SO IMMENSELY GRATEFUL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE
This is totally 100% a personal post. It has nothing to do with this blog. You are under no obligation to watch it. I am posting it purely for selfish reasons. ~ Froggy, your admin
April 2011Just picking up the mail.
bluethunderpa: interracialcaptions: Get that tiny white dick away from me! Ladies would you do, pick it or Flick it? ;)
“Hand of God” or “Invisible Perv Hand”, pick oneLittle Caprice on vacation - from http://inthecrack.com
cuckmarriage: Damn! This is how a hotwife ensures she has her pick of the cock in the room.
southerncouple: we’ve never had any trouble at all picking up another couple or girl or guy … she has what it takes
dumb-asians: I picked this school district for its excellent teachers. And they are always willing to meet for a parent-teacher conference.
saythankyoumaster: I was just walking to the laundry room to pick up my towel and my step sister and her friend happened to be there.
lisa4fun: I know it’s been awhile I’ve been busy with a black guy who wouldn’t let me get naked even for my white bf but I love all the BBC and you can pick any hole you want. Just make it rough. REAL ROUGH.
lithefider: This was something I did for TF2-chan’s secret santa, there was someone whose prompt was not filled so I picked it up. I still dunno whose prompt it was but I hope they like it! :) My fav part was what I show in the crop tho hehehh
wrote-miss-ibis: cellarspider: lyricalred: whiskyrunner: Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky
we had quite an audience for this one, taken near the end of the “ikea trail,” as some guys had picked up on the fun and were shopping at exactly the same pace as us!! so fun to show off for them!!
otakuchan449 More like how would he react to meeting Jeanbo?? The poor boy gets picked on a lot because of his freckles so he was a quiet kid. Jeanbo on the other hand…well
I picked up our toy on my way home. We both know she’s only with us for you, but the little lezzie cunt knows that you’re mine in every way that a woman can be a man’s; if she wants to be allowed to serve you (and you want to be allowed to own her)
whynotthree: Trying to pick up guys at the beach like…
Jesse Jane picks up her pants - Pirates / Digital Playground
Zippora Seven picks up her panties from the bed - A Day in the Life (Terence Connors)
Emily, the daughter of the woman Joe had a (dinner) date with, turned out to be very naughty! She ‘dropped’ a spoon and when she spread her legs to pick it up from the floor he could clearly see she wasn’t wearing any panties! “Very hot!”,
April stands up and picks up her panties, making sure we have a lovely view of her boobs and butt. - Little Dresser / FTVgirls
Making a new video - pick the toys I use
wutangis-forthechildren: Joey Bada$$ and crew dropped by the gallery today and picked up a beachlondon scarf! Show is open until March 14th!
hamletmachine: Some sketches for Stereobone’s amazing story, Ungirthed, which I found so inspiring! (It was hard to pick one scene out of so many great ones..) Please check out their Eruri (and other writing), it’s all incredible!♥♥
oekaki-chan:Picking up smol Eren with chopstick.
se0ngim-deactivated20170326: he’s not picking up.
D’s out at the bars, so I’m spending my night watching my favorite Disney movie until I have to pick him up. -T
sarakobus: Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
FUCKING FEELS BRUH THERE’S NO WAY
apinchofvanilla:The “rest” of the variations of this set posted earlier. Just small itterations of the same image. There was an annoying amount of them that I was too indecisive to pick apart but these are most of the open eye ones. my love~ <
i just picked a chapter at random and look at that ass on this monster man. i gotta start reading this.
if you know anything about fire emblem, or if you have the ability to pick up context clues, i’m at a weapons disadvantage in this sortie. but if you let the weapons triangle in fire emblem games dictate your every attack, you are not only gutless
hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.
handsomesquidwardtitan: YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK Ymir and Christa cooking became baking and having a flour problem. For Zack who asked for it a bit ago and could use a pick me up.
whinges: My Reibert minis did very well at Katsu, so I thought it was time to make a full-sized print of them! You can pick this up at Anime Boston, Zenkaikon, or in my online store (I’ve listed the miniprints too!)
ghostalebrije: Some Erasermic requests from twitter…. also known as “Left mic and Right eraserhead” 1 - “at the beach! but eraserhead doesn’t own a swimsuit so they have to go buy one” Mic picked the outfit…..it has cats at least…
dingbatsy: Preview of my piece for the Black&Gold EraserMic Zine! If you love Present Mic AND you love Eraserhead AND you love them TOGETHER, you’ll want to pick up this zine! ;-D You can find preorder info and updates here!
Next time I seriously need to pick a bit bigger fandom. Oh well.On the other hand, let’s promote some authors over at FF.net, shall we? Things you don’t want to hear from Trafalgar Law during surgery Office Memo
nectarousneko: BUT THE BEST WAS WHEN PEARL HAD HIM UNDER HER ARM AND HE JUST LIKE POLITELY ASKS TO BE PUT DOWN like he could have just wiggled out of her grasp or something but no he’s just like please put me down I have to activate my seriousness
theabcsofjustice: Awww, Kuriboh is just like “No, pick me! Memememememememememe!” XD
send me 'have you evers' and i will reply with yes or no
sic-semper-cynicus: justcarbonbased: He’s cute and has a nice beard, okay? -__- I don’t think this .gif at all fits, but I just had to post it. First of all: thank you very much Simon lol Second of all: I couldn’t pick just one gif I wanted
justcarbonbased: He’s cute and has a nice beard, okay? -__- Scrolling through things tagged #mres90 and just thought i’d bring back this gem
tekillasunrise: someone help me pick a new URL BiggestDeck
plain-dude: Excerpt of Mikasa’s letter from the Lost in Cruel World Visual Novel. This was not included in full in the manga, but it was cute so I had to share it ^^ Dear Eren, Hello. How are you? Are your injuries ok now?We picked tomatoes and cucumbers
buttcramps: why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
universityandme: for 2015: learn to unapologetically say no. read, read, read, read. read write more. write about everything. pick up your camera again tell more stories keep ur skin moisturized appreciate every square centimeter of ur body don’t
cljavjr: liamdryden: fizzylimon: imericschneider: kyliesparks27: pikatru: trashrabbits: *white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah
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