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australiandominant: When your mum and dad goes out leaving your big brother to baby sit you.. You get scared, you ask not to be left alone with him, but no one listen or cared, the moment they leave, your big brother drags you into your room, and rapes
do-you-have-a-flag: #What I loved and still love about Rose is that she’s an ‘underachiever’#she has no A Levels #dropped out of school #made a bad mistake with a guy and trusted him and got her heart broken #still lives with her mum #works
ship-hard: dorasfedora: I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!? glad to know its an international thing
sagitarium1968: To bad mum. I’m going out no matter what!
letsfeelthathing: SLOANE AND HER MUM NO JOKE X X X OMGGG LOLOL How many of them are there?!
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me I’ll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom
systemofadowny: under9000: Said no girl ever ur mum said so
alittleincest:“No! Not now! Mum and Dad are just downstairs. What if they hear us? Plus… We don’t have a condom… Oh, fuck it, we’ll take the risk. Fuck me, big brother.”
rx-de: Mum: Why are you always in you’re room? Me: There’s no wifi signal downstairs
samwesson: “Be a gentleman. My mum drilled that into me. Good, old-fashioned politeness, basically. I have no time for people who behave one way with a Hollywood producer, then differently with a guy who brings them a mug of tea.”
byecall-me-maybe: larrry-stylins0n: iwannabeforeverforeveryoung: Lookalikes, Harry Styles and Mick Jagger. holy shit. “Mick jagger could be Harry’s dad”“Vas Happenin’ mum, Vas Happenin’ Mick?”Anybody? No? X Factor? Okay..
kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and
ship-hard:dorasfedora: I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!? glad to know its an international thing
annctart: re-works no.11 [notes to mum] - AnnCT 10/2011
painwithoutinjury:i hate when people call me on the phone like this is for my mom only…. Okay but fr.
dorasfedora: I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
badson4mom:I didn’t expect to get a text off mums best friend asking if she can borrow me to help her move some furniture. She said she had no money to pay me but wanted to pay me in one way or another.
dasuta: laikaworld: Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via} no not that one
awkwardvagina: in middle school we had to do this ‘what i want to be when i grow up’ presentation and one girl in my class stood up and said that she wanted to be like her mum and my teacher literally sat there and said ‘no you dont’ and nobody
phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: singingtomysoul: arseniccupcakes: SO MUCH LADY LOVE I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS No, but what gets me in this movie is that every woman is beautiful to Giselle. Women who wear suits and aren’t cute and petite. Women with
my mum is a joker she just put a ‘please no trick or treating’ sign on our door as you can see our family is getting into the halloween spirit as per
trust: when you ask your mum to get McDonalds but she says no
trust:when you ask your mum to get McDonalds but she says no
katicilleanofthescourge replied to your post: to my hispanic followers, do any of yo… My mum’s friend is hispanic and she did the grape thing at midnight when I used to go over to their house. Only no one told me what it was, and I was hungry,
that-curly-haired-girl:my mum said no to my black lipstick. i said yes.
nonogook: wuxan1980: Mum I have my evolution as I am no longer banana dependent but cock dependent now. 猴子靠香蕉活,亚洲女孩靠白人大屌活
yagazieemezi: “Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no
bigjohn181: Thats perfect mum ! No not to short :-) Stay there the boys will be here soon, let me get you another drink ! Maybe you should sit down and get comfy :)
loud-dreamerr: jeepercreepr: please fuck no please Do i mum??
familialfantasy: Mum said we were going on holiday for my birthday but Dad couldn’t get the time off work. Really it was just an excuse to fuck as loud as we liked where no one knew our secret.
familialfantasy: No way Mum. After I’ve pumped my seed in sister’s pussy, you’re next.
ashpg63:oxford-stud-deactivated20220913:Sis it’s ok no one is come home Mum and dad have been gone for a few hours now .
ixcedcoffee: My mum captured this and she told me it was even prettier in real. (unedited and all, there’s no need to delete the caption)
d4vek4t: releasethemurderbirds: unimpressedcats: I touch ur foods when u no look i showed this to my mum and she didn’t understand why the painter didn’t just look at a cat peeING IN MY ACTUAL PANTS
beecauseiamme: castielresidentbamf: Sarah Shahi ↳”(My mum) always taught us there`s no difference between your hand and your boob. They`re body parts and if you have it, flaunt it. You`re not going to be flaunting it when you`re seventy-five.”
feltgasm: “Be a gentleman. My mum drilled that into me. Good, old-fashioned politeness, basically I’ve no time for people who behave politely to a Hollywood producer, then differently to the guy who brings them a mug of tea.“ → Tom Felton
qrieves: no matter how much she may annoy me i would never put my mum in a home when she gets hella old I can just imagine passing away and seeing her waiting at the gates of heaven belt in-hand :(
wonka-bar: my mum has saved this photo onto her ipad and phone for no apparent reason, sigh
onceandemrys: In celebration of my mum calling girls that post nudes “sluts” and my brothers girlfriend saying we have no self respect, I present you this photo. Which is very similar to one I submitted to @piercednipples a few months ago. I have
yagazieemezi: “Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew
kamikazeruler: liquidglue: tfw your mum feels the need to thank the police for not killing you Smh. This is how you know police brutality is a legit epidemic. “Thank you for not killing my son, officer.“ “No problem, ma'am. It was my privilege.”