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yagazieemezi: “Well, when I was nine years old, Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no
ship-hard: dorasfedora: I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!? glad to know its an international thing
shamarry: -stranded: caatheriinexo: Please pray for my little sister. She’s 7 yrs old and shes in hospital, she won’t wake up. This year, 2010, I already lost my mum, and i’m not going to lose her as well. She is all I have left. No matter
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen: shirtless-bed: smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen: my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose isnt that Ravens mum no that’s
kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and
rfinn56: mum always told me good girls wear knickers oh well what the hell! meeting you was fate~~ becoming your friend was a choice~ but falling in love with you - I had no control over!
annalicious110: “Aaaahh yesss daddy, slow daddyyy”“No babygirl, we need to hurry, mum arrives any minute”
castielresidentbamf: Sarah Shahi ↳”(My mum) always taught us there`s no difference between your hand and your boob. They`re body parts and if you have it, flaunt it. You`re not going to be flaunting it when you`re seventy-five.”
jimprideauxs:Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Didn’t want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain’t got much
yummum109: Get your tits out for my followers No. 4 : Joeys big titted Mum “HEY…….Joeys Mom!…get ya tits out, get ya tits out, get ya tits out for my followers, get ur tits for the best followers in the world!” hehe
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me I’ll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me I’ll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom this is alarmingly familiar.
hopemymomfindsthis: incestmommies: Mum could never say no to my fat cock…never I know this is what would happen after I can get mom to stroke me.
pure-incest-family: “Why do I have to put on my swimsuit dad. No one can see me and mum won’t be back for ages. It’s only you and me here. And you don’t mind do you daddy.”
corgisandboobs: rodrikgreyjoymoved-deactivated2: “We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x] No, YOU’RE making a scene. *flails and runs away*
ship-hard:dorasfedora: I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like ‘mum, she’s hungry’ And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!? glad to know its an international thing
When I was nine years old, Star Trek came on. I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, “Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!” I knew right then and there I
the-ankh-is-life:pinkhairandbubblegum: I like this because it remind me of me. It’s been six years now since I moved away from home and no matter what I still cry cause I want my Mum to fix everything when I’m sick or stressed. It’s okay to be
ozeraways: “‘Be a gentleman.’ My mum drilled that into me. Good, old-fashioned politeness, basically. I’ve no time for people who behave one way to a Hollywood producer, then differently to the guy who brings them a mug of coffee.”
lesbianwarriors: blue-obliviate: anothersherlockian: I NEARLY SPAT OUT MY COKE THIS IS MY PAPER NO IM SERIOUS I EDIT THIS PAPER OMG LOOK MUM MY PAPER IS A TUMBLR POST im proud of you lol
colinfirth:Because my mum went mental, banging on about losing me as well as my dad. Didn’t want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you, judging people like me from your ivory towers with no thought about why we do what we do. We ain’t got much
the-vegas-video: jzul: have you ever seen a bear with no fur now you have i showed my mum and she said “he looks a bit bare” AND WE’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT IT FOR THE PAST 204839 YEARS.
yeeeem: kingdomofthebroken: yeeeem: five nights at Freddy’s gives us a whole new reason to fear the mum leaving the door open Sweetie*??? no
pinkhairandbubblegum:I like this because it remind me of me. It’s been six years now since I moved away from home and no matter what I still cry cause I want my Mum to fix everything when I’m sick or stressed. It’s okay to be scared of growing up.
dasuta: laikaworld: Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via} no not that one
cakedupandfakedup: no seriously how do people meet celebrities randomly in the street I can’t even find my mum in the supermarket half the time never mind someone famous
shingeki-no-scrubs: When ur standing in line trying to by your monthly girly things at the dollar store and u forget the code on ur mum’s debit card so u have to call her while people are stadning behind u in line *sweats*
dannyboy-to-thedoctor: rneerkat: *pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast NO YOU DON’T GET IT MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH AT HIS OWN WEDDING it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and
abrutalbeauty: arm done. swollen. bed tiiiime Mums ex soulmate messaged her today to see if she could be happy being friends, he has no idea how hurt she feels everyday, how she wakes up and has to think about it, how the hole in her heart won’t close
My heart says yes, but my mum says no.
zandonleigh: gocami83:No way son, last time I had your cock aimed anywhere near me I ended up looking like a glazed donut. Brings back good memories of my mum
aislinginwonderland: i hate how i don’t feel one bit christmassy. -_- what is wrong with me?! i woke up at seven this morning and cleaned the house, clearly i have no life. mum is gone to tesco to do the christmas food shopping.i was going to go with
walpsource: Best mum and no.1 fanWe Are Lady Parts - Seema Hussain
ofdarklands: bluedoctorwho: I just got back from seeing Les Mis for the second time and I was sad for like no reason at all then my mum said I had mail from the safe school I’d applied to and I opened it and I got in I’m going to college I’m happy
momsoncum: turning66fem: carolbbw: Such a loving Mommy No one is going to have suck passion sucking your dick then your own mother Oh mum
billythomas: My brother had moved out of home two years ago. He was six years older then me, so had finished university and had already started working. I’d just stepped in from school when I got a text from him. Mum and dad home? No. Why? Remember
sonfermum: bad-mums: No honey. I don’t mind you being in here. You may be my son but we’re both adults now.
pizzaforpresident: chelerb: my stepdad and i were just play fighting and he shoved me onto my knees and i was like MUM HELP HE’S TRYING TO MAKE ME GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB and everything kind of stopped no one has spoken since i feel i may have crossed
do-you-have-a-flag: #What I loved and still love about Rose is that she’s an ‘underachiever’#she has no A Levels #dropped out of school #made a bad mistake with a guy and trusted him and got her heart broken #still lives with her mum #works
LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER
katemarieluvs1d: jerkofanassbutt: sherlocked-the-tardis: My mum said if I got more than 600,000 notes I was allowed to adopt a chinchilla. I tried this last year, but I only managed 8 notes. She believes that there’s no way tumblr cares that much.
elle-bishops: #let’s think about this for a minute #river song basically told her own mum that her dad fancies her #thus causing a relationship that would lead to her own conception #so basically #without river there would be no river#and without
![corgisandboobs: rodrikgreyjoymoved-deactivated2: “We knew Lady died and they wanted to re home her. My mum persuaded them to let us adopt her.” [x] No, YOU’RE making a scene. *flails and runs away*](https://64.media.tumblr.com/54343a65669c774e9436a9e056202512/tumblr_mrmowtDfdM1sfgvs1o1_250.png)
