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“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly be your housewife.â€
subgirlygirl: Ten years ago, even five years ago, I would have said, ‘No way, absolutely not’ to this type of display. But I’ve come to realize that with the right partner this isn’t degrading at all. It’s not about making you feel less-than…
esk-0: Poison Taker POV, with Sakura watching because why not. Poison, finally, gets a video. I wanted to try out subtitles. Tell me if you like it, or if I should drop it in the future. No, I am NOT going to do the voices XD I have been told that
mommys-only-little-prince: “Mommy’s got something to show you baby boy, no I’m not telling you. You’ll have to come here to see sweetie. Good boy, now try not to touch yourself especially your little boy parts until mommy’s finished showing
nope not selfish this was way too much fun
pointofstatic: st-billie: i totally do not have this photo saved no of course not um I think almost everyone has a photo like that saved somewhere lol
theoneillalwaysknow: iwillsurelybreak: Today The Fray is playing in Austin, Texas. It is impossible for me to see them because this is the week of Semester Exams, I have no ticket and not enough gas to drive all the way there (not to mention my parents
sir-with-the-pendulum: You’re not a lesbian? N-No, I’m not, I’m…ohhh… Are you sure? Because you’re pussy feels pretty wet to me… Sss…ahhh, stop it. I have a fiance. He’s the love of my life, I- Has he ever made you this horny? He…what?
As I have been made aware that on the tumblr app, the link for my FAQ doesn’t work, I’m reposting it as a… well, post. For easy access. About my art:I use Photoshop CS6 Wacom intuos 4I do not take commissions, but that may change if I set
And with a random succ comes a random YCH raffle!Since it was around 4AM and no one was awake, I was not sure what who to have as the second pony in the drawing. Best way to choose? Randomly Generated Numbers of course!Anyone who submits a reference (eith
It’s not good. It’s not done. And I don’t give a flying fuck anymore.
susiebeeca:Illustration for an upcoming fic. No, she’s not proposing to her… you just have to guess. (Also, notice Pearl’s outfit and what’s missing from Bismuth’s arm.) ;) Turns out this pic might not make it into the story, bu I’ll see if
Happy Easter :’Dshhh, I have no idea what this drawing even is lol
h-arleen: Harleen “I Have A PhD, Motherfucker” Quinzel
sm-victories:I’m glad the crew, like, openly debunk this. The theory makes absolutely no sense from both a character perspective and a story perspective (what motivation would Kim have to forge the letter? What about the letter didn’t sound like something
WIT, far be it from me to tell you how you should pace your show, but if you decide to go with a cold open instead of your recapping ways, you do not have to add a recap made of future scenes to the end of the episode. Truly.
perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all.
Honestly having a genital pref is fine but not going out with transpeople you like just because of their genitals is kinda a dick move (pun not intended), cuz if you’re like “Oh wow that girl is pretty! And she’s nice and i love her!” then find
mirajanes: i honestly do not have to feel sympathy for the white working class falling for clear lies that had no sound logic and then decided that it was worth sacrificing minorities to elect trump. i still think they are racist for it, and yes i still
problemnyatic:penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When
lotrlocked: fumbledeegrumble: fatgirlopinions: Funny how it’s acceptable not to find fat people attractive but when fat people have their own preferred body type the reaction is like “????? No that’s not allowed??? You must be grateful for any
penrosesun:ashfurthepoorlittlemeowmeow:No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox. It’s not a paradox – it’s a different net.When we were
You are not worth my tears
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
real-faker: virginmarx: zebablah: television history i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
thiefofketchup:pizzaforpresident:It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun
daviddadeer: This has to be a joke No. Its not. There are ACTUALLY… people this stupid, uninformed and that into hate mongering. =) Just accept it. I have. Not everyone can be a good human being. If only.
i dont consider myself an “alpha” male, but im certainly not a “beta” male either. i dont like leading or following, but if i have to lead i will, and if it makes more sense to follow i generally will do whats asked of me. i wonder
cookieluv246: foervraengd: pridetothefall: wolveswithhats: eliciaforever: Why do artists refuse to use references why why why.It’s not a contest to see who can get by without them. It’s not cheating to look at a thing in order to know what the
darkfiretaimatsu: Sorry, Stripey, but I had to be sure. It turns out, no. Goats are not candy~ I’m not sure anypony really agrees on what chupacabras look like, other than that they have spines~ xD
420memes: one side of the shirt says “nerds rule” and the other side says “i have an inferiority complex because i was called smart when i was young but i realized when i got older that i am not really that smart”
marcobutt: EREN JUST TELLING ARMIN HE DOESN’T HAVE TO BECOME A MONSTER FOR HIM AND THAT HE’S ALREADY BECOME A MONSTER AND HE DOESN’T LIKE HIMSELF FOR IT SOMETIMES AND IT ONLY MAKES YOU LOSE YOURSELF AND IT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU AND THAT HE KNOWS
savarend replied to your post: Not really here for Armin being upset in dresses…. but what if he didn’t think he looked good (not for gender reasons) and then both eren and mikasa were like armin, no, you have achieved true babe status I
pandamani: I have gone overboard and I do not regret it
I NEED TO WORK ON HEADCANONS!!!!!!!!!! but so far I have: trans woman garcia agender reid trans man morgan (maybe? his past makes me a little ah no about it, but as the anon pointed out, it’d be p great) I’ll get more, don’t worry.
menderash: angus mcdonald and the case of the no good kinda shitty but well-meaning mentor/uncle/big brother figure taakoAKA taako called angus ‘pumpkin’ one (1) time and it killed me.
Time to play my favorite game of, I’m hungry but I have no idea what I want to eat but I know its not that.
beonce-blog: “Historically speaking, this is no small achievement. Black women have always been dominant figures in American popular music, but no one, not even Aretha Franklin, has reached the plateau that Beyoncé occupies: pop star colossus,
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies????? i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
watchtheskytonight:scootaloo-pootaloo: scottishtempertantrum: her little face jkhgkfyfh j One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is
n0intensionsx: daisies-with-bruises: What do boundaries feel like? It is not my job to fix others. It is okay if others get angry. It is okay to say no. It is not my job to take responsibility for others. I do not have to anticipate the needs of
fish-dinner-connoisseur: ayejiahchillout: fish-dinner-connoisseur: ayejiahchillout: “my car in the shop” -a poem about hood niggas. no it’s not boy. you don’t even have no car. we been fucking a whole year I ain’t even seen no car keys
surprisedpatrickstar: daisies-with-bruises: What do boundaries feel like? It is not my job to fix others. It is okay if others get angry. It is okay to say no. It is not my job to take responsibility for others. I do not have to anticipate the needs
desertqueenfuriosa: People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years
I’ve been thinking about my own problems only lately because my friend is not talking to me lol
constable-connor: drown-my-heart: cuntology: No. Just no. I have no idea who Lohanthony is, and I sure as shit do not look up to the other two.
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
STOP ASKING ME IF I HAVE A SNAP CHAT! Yes I have one, NO you can not have it!
bitchsides: one concept teenage boys have yet to grasp is that no girl is obligated to perform sexual acts for you. nobody gives a fuck if she said she would before, if she’s saying no now then the answer is no. it’s not a fucking crime to change
shitpostery: myriaddiscourse: erinsbreakfast:America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem. no, you have a gun problem.
I want a boyfriend. No, i'm not one of those girls who is like "OMG I NEED A BF" but it'd just be nice, you know? To have someone always there for you. To have someone who's always on your mind, while you know you're always on theirs. To have someone
okay so it’s not a baby-baby picture of me, but it’s the only one I have on my computer of me super young. I’m like on a sugar high lmao ignore that bitch on the left though, we’re not friends anymore >:(
So, now I think I have a problem with the connection of my tablet itself because my tablet battery I just bought works, but its now not chargeing. My tablet itself works and everything, but now my new batterys dead and its not chargeing, no matter if
otter-kat replied to your post: have you seen bacterial contamination by miku? nO YOU DO NOT megurhythms replied to your post: have you seen bacterial contamination by miku? dont do it merrilly replied to your post: have you seen bacterial contamination
So I have this really fucked up habit.I tend to believe things that people tell me. No, I’m not talking about being gullible. I’m not talking about not being able to pick up on sarcasm or lies–I’m talking about real things. Real, important,
naked-yogi: So I have this really fucked up habit.I tend to believe things that people tell me. No, I’m not talking about being gullible. I’m not talking about not being able to pick up on sarcasm or lies–I’m talking about real things. Real,
