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ninsegado91: thedarkeros: some Witch Way from Mighty Magiswords, really like her character design :3also no i have not watched the show just saw a pic of her on tumblr uwu Nice
This is a very disturbing comic so the rest of it is under readmore.We have vore on it so
Having a little fun at work! so, we get A LOT of “dick pic” submissions and most of them are just terrible. no, we do not want some closeup of your dick and balls. no, we do not want some generic mirror selfie pic. no, we do not want some
but have you ever drawn your character naked first before putting clothes on them and suddenly you don’t want to put clothes on them anymore bec i mean ya feel me
No wonder the fish have been dying.
secretlaurie: I LOVE fucking machines! (no, I have not tried one yet…)
erebores-deactivated20151024: “What are you doing?” “Nothing. The worlds back to normal. That’s all.” “No it’s not. I’m starving.”
blue-cap: can’t not reblog
evihcramddym: A CUP OF MILK FOR YOU, BABY! The queen of milkers Milena Velba “Yes, they’re natural, and no, I have not back pain!”. This is the lapidary incipit of Milena Velba’s personal website, a German lady born in Czech Republic.Milena
#do we even have room for another dog? #what have you got against cats?
We’re not train enthusiasts so we have no clue what HO scale is but something tells me these are some top of the line trains. Also who can turn down so much extra imitation crab meat? Not us.
Omg no i have not seen epsiode 6 yet fgagahjsklsskasls
uniqace: “No, I’m not cute. I’m cool.” – Seungyoun
nerdyfucksartsy: His cock though…. I love it, it is perfect. No, I have not named it, but if I had to… I would probably go with “Cervix Stabber” lolololhttp://nerdyfucksartsy.tumblr.com/
xenodile: cityapproves: are you finished with that anime yet? NO I HAVE NOT FINISHED THAT ANIME AND I NEVER WILL!
martincorps: No, I have not died, I’ve just been busy.Hello!!!How long without updating, but let’s change that, and today I present many many news.But before here is a commission for: iconNero-TH:This time I surprised myself, I loved the effects I
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: WHALE WHALE NO YOU HAVE NOT THOUGHT THIS THROUGH
My roommate and her girlfriend are having extremely loud sex in the next room. I can’t even drown them out with TV…… So much for quiet study hours….. :/
boo-bickells:do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you
No, I’m not dead. *insert cricket noises*I got fired, I’m having mental problems like no tomorrow due to that, and basically all my energy I have left I’d rather spend in Ren so I have something good going on in my life.That’s why I haven’t
ryanrossjust: ryanrossjust: so when a bunch of guys have a sleepover, do they all get morning wood? is there a forest of penises? a penis forest? glad this is what i’ll be remembered for
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
Not hating on folks who ship Pearl/Mayor Dewey ‘cause folks should ship what they want and it’s not hurting anyone but I sure wish it had a ship name so I could blacklist it because I personally do not like it at all but no one ever seems
ishimarururu: how to talk to your friends ur gay i hate you so much we’re not friends anymore fuck you douche bag DOUCHE ba g douche homosexualing D I C K S Q U A D how NOT to talk to your friends Hello good, sir/maam. How is this weather we’re having?
What have you got there, Ash? Habanero potato chips!!! They don’t look that hot! How bad could they be? Chomp! WAGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH Maybe they’re a little hot after all
headspace-hotel:cordeliaflyte:I have no perception of time. I will be like “I have class in 2 hours… Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔”and then i’ll be late to class because I tried to shower 2 hours ahead of time
octopluss: xxotakuandproudxx: hibi-chan9: Source I swear on my life he looks like he is miming sucking a dick holy shit I have the feeling they intentionally made it look suggestive for some reason
bloodlube: Name one black/brown person who uses the words honky and cracker regularly Right nada because most white things, even slurs, are corny and we have a very good history of not being corny in fact being the trendsetters for NOT being corny
tumblr wouldn’t let me post this so I had to screenshot it I hope you all have a merry Christmas
itsellesopinion: Whoa, have not seen this one before, Krist Novoselic, pat smear and dave grohl at Kurt Cobains memorial service
mamalovebone: loosegrooves: mamalovebone: so i saved this pic of stone just because and then later on i screencapped a line of a poem for a funny post to make later and when i went back to look at my photo albums it did this and i have not stopped
jensenlocked: paraddict: you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night Even more so when it falls on you
sirlightbulb:Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
thefaultinourfandoms: i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
fiftyshadesofselfdestruction: livesinalibrary: Shout out to the kids whose parents unknowingly messed with their emotional, psychological or physical health. Shout out to you guys who have not told their parents because you have to stay with them.
Have you ever woken up, walked into the kitchen and or laundry room, Saw a razor blade sitting in the open and grab it before going into the bathroom and locking the door? Sitting there, deciding if it’s your time to go or not? Thinking to yourself
You ever see something happy and it makes ya feel depressed? Happens all the time and im not sure why. On the side note, im happy I didnt go through with my anxiety meds, because I no longer have insurance because medicaid went “you make 8.60 an
oscob: HAVE YOU HEARD!? DEATH GRIPS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! No I have not. What is it called? It’s called….um it’s called…. hold on one second… … … …It’s called Ni- Hey guys, whatcha talking about? oh um n-nothing just the n-new
ronaldreagay: danlife: ronaldreagay: a collection of some of the worst things i saw at hot topic today You’ve mixed up the words worst and best no. no i have not.
chachacharlieco: Anti-Form KairiMight as well describe what she can do:HP of Party members and herself gradually restore around her.Dark element enemies’s HP gradually decrease around her.Dark spells have no effect.Does not use Keyblade.Has flight.MP
hentai-for-life: Have you ever played this game? No, I have not, but i will one day! :P
aperture-of-consciousness: oscob: HAVE YOU HEARD!? DEATH GRIPS DROPPED A NEW ALBUM! No I have not. What is it called? It’s called….um it’s called…. hold on one second… … … …It’s called Ni- Hey guys, whatcha talking about? oh
Update: I have not killed myself yet.
No, I am not pretty, I am not amazing, I am not sweet or kind, I do not have worth, I am not skinny, and I am not or I will never be important. Of course I don't say these things for compliments or anything in return. Honestly, compliments just make me
hickory444: I don’t know about you but I never had to show my pussy to get a pedicure before.No I have not but it is fun having him looking right at my freshly waxed pussy
i have way too much time on my hands
thanks guys for your answers <3 and for the first person ooh no i have not been there ! let me go there now and see what i get !
sarcasmprodigy: “I know about [favorite ship] but have you considered [some other ship]” No I have not I’m too busy stanning my favorite who are u. Why are u in my house.
Ahaha I had to let go of my anger somehow *sobs in the corner* I have to be strong
ooooo i really want to paint something on a canvas I have but i’m undecided ;-; i was thinking about painting a lady hawke or maybe femshep
bonpyro: I am so behind. I have no idea what’s happening because classes and rwby. I do know that this SHOULD happen in Book 3.
Not that I should have to say it but if I decide to cut you out of my life because you associate with my ex that’s my own perogotive. This ain’t no “if you’re friends with her/him, I can’t be friends with you” bullshit. I’m not saying he’s
As much as I love having sex, no matter the location, there’s no other place I love having sex in more than the outdoors. Is there anything sexier than being absolutely as loud as you want?