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lilyfanciesprongs: neyruto: maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing
cinnasownmockingjay: Catching Fire + Elements [1/4] Slowly I raise my eyes and take in the water spreading out in every direction. I can only form one clear thought. This is no place for a girl on fire.
wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit: no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
popcourn: “Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.” Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.
ask-ethantherenegade: dearness: qunerdi: ??????? WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees …ok, no more stalling, I need to see the Bee Movie.
8oo: i went to japan but there were no subtitles
translikeuswereborntorun: secretlifeofageekygirl: Literally the best bromance to ever bromance I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never was a “no homo” thing. It got pretty homo
godblesstyleroakley: 2srooky: andystjohn: ‘girlfriend’ by avril lavigne came out seven years ago hey heyyou youi don’t like your fun fact No wayNo wayI think you need to stop that
post-impressionisms: I love art - no.47 Konstantin Razumov, Russian (1860—1939).
insigins: frickstiel: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters
planktina: No truer words.
skylarduquette: “no” is too serious “nope” is too casual “nah” is just right “Did you kill this man?” “Nah”
ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws what did you say, punk? bIG MEATY CLAWS WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST
armadillo: when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
ryleestrange: purplesmauge: dubsexplicit: wet—kitty: no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film For real though John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers. Such an important film. There
intensional: winglessraven: zaynspersonalbodyinspector: In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love. Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what. If he cares about the size of your thighs more
tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
theboystheyloveme: no
strainsandstripes: leggo-my-leto: human: TALK ABOUT PAYBACK OMFG No but…. where did she get that much semen? ^
cyberdisgusting: dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
disheartens: don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
bunnyhoodlum: *asks mom if she can buy something for me in september* “no christmas is coming”
beerito: are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
gaymzee: no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
bueno: will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful
okaymad: do u ever have an amazing gif but no use for it, well here i am
ivengers: rebelliousbieber: my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience She looks like she’s 127% done
textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
solitarylikeme: #why is nobody explaining these pictures #everyday a new one surfaces with no caption #I need answers
raypuaza: can i stay at your place? no hobo
know-your-body: debunkingabortion: pro-choice-or-no-voice: your-lies-ruin-lives: tattooed-messianic-tiffy: oh-snap-pro-choice: It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates….
laugh-until-you-drop: kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
wandering-in-the-penumbra: dreamingmoonprincess: krystl-meth: clarknokent: thatonechick42: littlecupcakenymph: Oh.My.God. There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??! THAT RESPECT WOMEN? THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER? What.is.happening. Quick,
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
jaclcfrost: some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
idunwin: melanoleuca: Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever bring me the booty
eatingisfab: “Are you kidding me?” “No, im adulting you”
wrendrummond: No tears for the creatures of the night
sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
cartel: The worst part about being there for everybody is that no one ever bothers to ask if you’re okay or not
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
fat-amy: me: mom, when’s the dinner ready? mom: why, are you hungry? HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
hannibb: who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
euo: If god loves all his children then why do I, god’s child, have no gf?
officialalltimelow: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: kindasortahappy: m-yley: My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. His legs
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
catsforlivvy: i-dont-care-what-u-say: adirectiongirl: sensitizes: we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes My mom said no, but I do it anyway *gasps of horror*
nutellanatalia: asian: nutellanatalia: i wanna try dating an asian guy Date me no not you
editoress: “SIT LIKE A LADY” “NO”
aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone: me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
volcainist: thunderupton: I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
awashinreverb: westbor0baptistchurch: I petition that the entire website of Instagram needs to be shutdown forever. No picture could ever live up this masterpiece. This meme is so good it has end credits