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chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie: I’m home alone with the tv repair man Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario porn or murder Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then
Mama didn't raise no fool
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Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.
clockworkquell: p-istos: So I just had a guy at my house and I asked him if he wanted my wifi password and he said no I just wanna spend time with you if this isn’t love then I don’t know what is
tom-sits-like-a-whore: reasons to date me no pressure to wear pants in my presence or any clothes at all really but it’s up to you u can be big spoon or little spoon totally your choice i’m always ready to make out aLwaYs also u don’t even have
the-absolute-funniest-posts: m-yley: My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com
benedictcumberbatchseyebrows: when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
laugh-until-you-drop: kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
ohioisloko: NO BUT GUYS DO YOU EVEN REALIZE LIKE OF MICE AND MEN BEAT BEYONCE OF MICE AND MEN BEAT BEYONCE
msjewbooty: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
ethereal-life: ailuroidea: ifyoureallycared: “People have decided how they are going to perceive her. No matter how many times she smiles, they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.” - Robert Pattinson I’M SORRY BUT I CAN’T
relyonloveonceinawhile: rosefromthething: theflaggirl: you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid this still pisses me off GODDAMMIT CARL
sealcat: do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
airyairyquitecontrary: The single greatest moment of this entire show. it’s really no wonder the ending was disappointing because where could they go but down?
disneyineveryway: the-wanted-thief: How has no one done this yet! this is cool af
whatever-you-write: The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbain individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
blackvelvex: theanomalisticsavant: No care in the world Imagine that’s all you had to do today
the-outsiders-dishonor: romy7: celestialdeth: misterkevo: theadventuresofpam: Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t
thequeenofhell: Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
charmaultrasoft: guys who yell “run, forrest, run” at every kid whos running somewhere are the ultimate form of comedians and have no competition
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
housewifeswag: heyfunniest: Things To Know for no reason. (part 2) [Part 1 - here] holy hell
emeriss: no but seriously if i don’t get a boyfriend next year i am so completely done with this world
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: “how to perfect the natural, no makeup look” step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
doctorwinchesterin221b: megustamemes: And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes “Conceal don’t feel”
jetbag: ”are you seriously wearing no makeup?” “thats why you look tired” “you let yourself go” “your hair looked prettier before you cut it” “your boobs and butt arent big enough” “wow your thighs” “are those scars” “you’d
relahvant: muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow: perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all. american college students
arminspornstash: theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
missbeatlegeorge: somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity: dontbelieveincircumstances: mynamekyle: do you guys even understand? you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because
angermanangementissues: And look, no one cared…
chodyfoster: “There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child” her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
halfboyfriend: “are there any straight people in your story?” "no they’re not relevant to the plot”
rosaparking: chrispymoir: rosaparking: BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE You’ve never seen balls, have you? I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO
edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one
0wenhart: if anyone asks you about wrestling show them this iconic screenshot and offer no explanation
thewasteoftime: kabudy: Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over. They saw did any of them say hey
armadillo: when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire
whatnope: *a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
plushpuppetrumps: assstiel: assstiel: these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
snapchatting: you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
zerostatereflex: Water Experiment No. 33 Automata What a beautiful work of craftsmanship. By: Dean O’Callaghan
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
hermionergranger: “There is no Hogwarts without you Hagrid.”
animericans: sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
godblesstyleroakley: 2srooky: andystjohn: ‘girlfriend’ by avril lavigne came out seven years ago hey heyyou youi don’t like your fun fact No wayNo wayI think you need to stop that
schwa-el: australianbae: OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
dingdongyouarewrong: frigiddykebitchcuntmanabuser2k14: parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions. parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
thedarknightbale-blog-blog: We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
snazzapplesweet: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” and as far as i can tell life
bored-no-more: Science fiction kitty
bored-no-more: Someone needs to explain to these kittens the use of bowls!
dundermifflinscranton: No, Jim… the butt, in his butt.