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nishlo: people get hypothermia from looking at me cause I’m that cool
nishlo: my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
nishlo: my friends student ID
nishlo: when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about
nishlo: but the real question is has nemo found himself
nishlo:when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
nishlo: I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
nishlo: Rihanna is that u
nishlo: *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
nishlo: methhomework: when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god is this a macklemore lyric
nishlo: My rides here
nishlo: parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all
nishlo: Hey guys, this is my friend Brutus he’s cool you’d like him
nishlo: a weird this is happening to me
nishlo: *lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch
nishlo: a weird thing is happening to me
nishlo: im mad
nishlo: it’s crazy that people who meant the world to me a year ago are nothing but a passing thought to me now and some of the people who mean the most to me now didn’t even know I existed a year ago
nishlo: hey bro ur mom just pulled up
nishlo: i was jerking off and full house was on in the background and i looked up and made eye contact with bob saget as i came and im so ashamed
nishlo: this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
nishlo: shark lava and boy girl
nishlo: i cant even tell if this is fake
nishlo: i’ve discovered why people like collarbones so much… theyre perfect for chips and dip.
nishlo: I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won I DID THE SAME THING.. Except I lost..
nishlo: real talk i dress about 17 times nicer in the winter than in the summer
