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nishlo: real talk i dress about 17 times nicer in the winter than in the summer
nishlo: if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands if ur staying awake really late clap ur hands if ur totally screwed when school starts and u really wanna show it if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands
nishlo: people get hypothermia from looking at me cause I’m that cool people get hyperthermia from looking at me cause I’m that hot
nishlo: a weird thing is happening to me
nishlo: my only talent is memorizing wifi passwords
nishlo: I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
nishlo: shark lava and boy girl
nishlo:when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
nishlo: but the real question is has nemo found himself
nishlo: lms if ur sleeping schedule is so fucked up that ur basically a nocturnal animal now like a raccoon or some shit idk
nishlo: *sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
nishlo: Rihanna is that u
nishlo: methhomework: when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god is this a macklemore lyric
nishlo: parents want u to be outgoing and do fun stuff with friends but also want you home by 11 and not high on meth like c’mon on mom u cant have it all
nishlo: Amazing
nishlo: mom: are you ever getting off the computer? me: bitch i might be
nishlo: *lawyer voice* you see, your honor, the defendant is a basic bitch
nishlo: Amazing wow
nishlo: maybe it’s time to put this pussy on ur sideburns
nishlo: this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
nishlo: when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about
nishlo: once a deer broke into my school and it was just walking around the hallways for like an hour and nobody did anything about it
nishlo: my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
nishlo: when u go to the bathroom at the club and u faded af and they ain’t have paper towels
