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dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION
proflab: me, a gay, to another gay: that’s so gaythe nearest straight person: kill bill sirens
Eggsy dragging Harry out of the office late one night, right out of the classy part of town to the nearest Burger King. They’ve both gotten into the whiskey before leaving and Eggsy can’t resist grabbing Harry (Arthur, his King, it’s
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clumzor: jeremieldridge: Indivisible is an RPG being created by the awesome people who made SkullGirls. Not only is this another great example of the RPG genre getting some love this year but it’s heavily inspired by one of my nearest and dearest
ck-blogs-stuff: grimphantom2: weirdlyprecious: TO THE BATMOBILE! the nearest warp pad nananananana nananananana nanananananaCRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEMS! CRYSTAL GEEEEEMS! (x) (x) Like to see Amethyst shake in dat outfit XD Same XD agreed~ ;9
throatsart: Tohru Booty- HEY KIDS you all like those dragon maids right? I mean, say you had a mythical beast that could instantly eviscerate you and string your guts around the nearest tree… You’d totally nuzzle that booty, right? Anyways, please
koikingkumiko:local mom needs your ultra beast ,call now. [ find your nearest mom ]PatreonTwitch mama2 <3 <3 <3
largeincharge90: Tip Tuesday:My tip for this week to get fat fast is to find Big Texas Cinnamon Rolls in your nearest grocery store. Just a single roll has 500 cals and half the saturated fat you need in a day. If you can find this 12-pack, that would
astronomicalwonders: The Great Andromeda Galaxy The Andromeda Galaxy, also known as Messier 31 or NGC 224, is a spiral galaxy that is approximately 2.5 million light-years away in the Andromeda constellation. The Andromeda Galaxy is the nearest spiral
leena2369: anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you. Te blogging for last comment ^^
fuckyeahvintage-retro: Girls’ Dormitory, 1963 - Art by Paul Rader. …. *travels back in time and dresses convincingly like a woman.* "Where’s the nearest dormitory!!!???“ XD
winsomeaasim: Catch the action in your nearest theatres,May 6 2016
samsteves: mother Fucker chris evans dresses like he’s about to go to the nearest frat house to play beer pong and get drunk wearing a motherfuckin BACKWARDS CAP INDOORS and he just radiates so much fucking Bro energy i can feel it from the other side
fjmvmy: First rule of nature (fps): when met with an equal adversary cease aggression and go double team the nearest living thing. Triss’(s’s’’sss’s) ass kinda broke on me so I’ll probably reattempt this later. Btw werewolves are technically
letsgototheprom: Let me direct you to the nearest lavatory, ya skank!
yelnatszeroni: Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
itsaharknessthing: differentfacesameman: itsaharknessthing: differentfacesameman: itsaharknessthing: *grabs nearest Ten ( differentfacesameman ) and curls up next to him and sips coffee lazilly* *Yawns and uses him as a pillow* *passes out and
Flops on the nearest person (if you see this respond to it)
jeremieldridge: Indivisible is an RPG being created by the awesome people who made SkullGirls. Not only is this another great example of the RPG genre getting some love this year but it’s heavily inspired by one of my nearest and dearest favorites,
light can travel a distance of 93 million miles in 8 seconds. can you conceive the distance that is 93 million miles? can you imagine something clearing that distance in 8 seconds? well that’s how fast light is. now the nearest celestial body to
dustinrhodes: hopefully those voices are telling randy to fuck cody against the nearest sturdy surface
rwfan11: ….when he just can’t take it any more!…… From here you have one of two options: 1> Reach for a towel 2> Grab a drink for a chaser! ……..this depends on how dirty you would like to be tonight!… haha ***reaches for the nearest
The Dark side of the Zodiac signs: Leo’s are the best partiers in the zodiac. Also, if you think astrology is rubbish, find the nearest Leo in your office and look at their hair. Tell us it doesn’t resemble a mane.
My COCK is damaged. Can you take me to the nearest COCK repair center?
cunnilingus-kinda-mood: Put her up the nearest surface, spread her legs and bury your face in between her legs, lick her pussy, suck her clit and don’t you even think about stopping before she groans and moans your name, added bonus if she starts shaking
wimplo: can u show me 2 the nearest olive garden?
asksaintcolarix: Story #7 > Ask the way to the nearest town > Rob the gas station with a frozen French loaf > Buy chocolate > Buy sum chocolate > Buy the #$@&% chocolate! Cuteness~!
aerialaim: adventuresofthecolossalpony: Joey: “Why were you all the way out here???”that would be a good idea, but the nearest body of water near ponyville is that shallow lake, not an ocean.featuring aerialaim ;3 “I…UM-” Aerial uses WATER
adventuresofthecolossalpony: aerialaim: adventuresofthecolossalpony: Joey: “Why were you all the way out here???”that would be a good idea, but the nearest body of water near ponyville is that shallow lake, not an ocean.featuring aerialaim ;3
aerialaim: adventuresofthecolossalpony: aerialaim: adventuresofthecolossalpony: Joey: “Why were you all the way out here???”that would be a good idea, but the nearest body of water near ponyville is that shallow lake, not an ocean.featuring aerialaim
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Cosmo Tip #1821After you have sex, cover yourself with your nearest possessions and scream “I AM SMAUG” at your partner. Oh, wait, that’s what I did a few minutes ago.
metres: (nosedives into the nearest trashcan)
pasteloshi: I like to imagine that when Josuke has a midnight craving he does his hair, puts on his best perfume and goes out to the nearest convenience store to buy his snacks fabulously. (he also holds up the line looking for change)
Soooo… Imma need to get my ass to the nearest Starbucks soon. I need. My goddamn. Pumpkin spice latte.PS: I got an interview tomorrow. For a JOB. Un-fucking-believable.
heroicphysique: THIS IS A NATIONAL MOTIVATION MEASAGE APPROVED BY CT FLETCHER! PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST GYM IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY DONE SO!
twotontwentyone: kingjaffejoffer: Katie Ledecky about 8 body lengths ahead of the nearest competitorunreal There wasn’t a swimmer in the frame when she touched. She is amazing.
tolkienteacher: alyciadubnamcarey: taraji is fire 🔥 My absolute favorite thing about Taraji P Henson is she always looks like she is 9000% ready to lean back against the nearest piece of furniture and sip champagne with a satisfied smirk on her
subndiapers: Meghan never adapted to college so her father and I knew what we had to do. When she came home for summer break ushered her to the nearest regression clinic and got her the best procedure possible: a full brain-wipe. Meghan doesn’t know
martyzart: Patreon WIP (P) Just something that you should expect in the nearest future =)Special thanks to everyone who support me on Patreon =) If you like my art, you can support me on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/MartyZ =) Any little
chraystmaseve: omgoswin: kylesbogusjourney: Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex. Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer. Female oppression
geekscoutcookies: anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
vulcan-screw-up: gotnothinleft: aaandnowtheweather: gotnothinleft: angry social justice kirk You people are so fucking insane wtf is this shit like okay good points but of all of the mascots you chose it’s mr ‘fuck every alien with boobies’
the-social-recluse: universe—cosmos: Imagine how it would look if the Orion nebula is only four light years away - the distance the nearest star is to us, instead of 1,300 light years. It would be so bright that we wouldn’t be aware of the dark
adamtots:Another new comic from my book! It’s out NOW and you can get a copy at superchillbook.com or your nearest bookstore!
stephanie-beatriz: I’m not doing it. I’m not, because I’m fatigued from being alive for my 32nd year. It’s a lot.
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
vstheworld: princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest
julian2006: ghostguest: julian2006: why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk I need a frame of reference here go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
clarabeau: theyankeecandle: madame-vashtranerada: blackberrycreek: stepone: clarabeau: Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me? I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle. Past
quiteliterallyhotsauce: Current economy doesn’t allow saving anymore. And to say “well find another job then” is ridiculous
charlesoberonn: toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left Ahead of their time
ta1k-less: something vaguely inconvenient: *happens*Me, marching straight to my nearest cathedral to light a cigarette: have I displeased you, you fECKLESS THUG?
afloweroutofstone:politijohn:LET’S GOIf this Starbucks can unionize, your local Starbucks can too. Use this link to find the contact information for your nearest local chapter of the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). They’d love to talk
bluef00t:“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
thistlefly:thistlefly:hate when folk call the Sun “our nearest star” no you dweebs that’s OUR STAR! After everything she’s done for you and you want to compare her to some lightyears away ass nobody called some shit like Guncho 785B? We’re
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
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