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clarabeau: theyankeecandle: madame-vashtranerada: blackberrycreek: stepone: clarabeau: Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me? I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle. Past the
abdlstorytime: Jamie part 2 Jamie was the baby boy of his fraternity house and the nearest sorority. His Mommies and Daddies took care of him day in and out, dressing him, feeding him, playing with him, changing his diapers and embarrassing him a fair
“Mom, I’m back!” The she-dragon announced as she entered back home, stretching as she tossed her schoolbag at the nearest armchair like it was a target board. It fell upside down and dome books slid out and fell onto the floor. She paid it no attention,
spork-of-humanity:dangerbabegang: FOOD Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food grocery stores with free samples, bakeries stores with day-old bread different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
chubbyproductionsonline: Even More Apple Fritters …Seconds were precious when her gut needed filling and Applejack certainly wasted no time as she filled her hands with whatever she could grab from the nearest pile. Apple fritters. Granny Smith had
My babe took me on a nice trip to the nearest Aquarium and we found Nemo. XD
eggacademy: 1. buy them new clothes and other accessories to make them feel more comfortable 2. slam dunk the old clothes into the nearest donation center where they belong 3. respect your child’s identity and use whatever name and pronouns they want
chvmpagne-and-gasoline: 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest
miaiplier: WEE WOO found a bus that is rigged to blow if it ever goes under 55mph. He’s speeding it towards the nearest ramp
hekomirukii: please grab the nearest ladle and smack my face with it repeatedly
pervingonkpop: When Siwon gets horny, I’m guessing it’s basically find the nearest surface and hold on for dear life.
sancophaleague: Renisha Mcbride was a 19 year old Black Girl from Michigan. On November 2nd, she was involved in a terrible car crash but survived. After the accident, she ran to the nearest house looking for help because her phone had died. She knocked
hanjuseyo: Open the Door…more like Open the Door to the nearest emergency room because i’m calling 911
sol-tama: “If you’ve never kissed before, you can try it on the nearest person. It doesn’t matter if it’s a guy!”
kangswang: If I saw Brian by chance I’d grab onto the nearest person around too (and yes that is Brian)
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
fawun: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
shutupaubrey: hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital
megumiaino: let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
PSA: If you are Jewish and you need a menorah and candles, contact your nearest Chabad house and they will give you one for free or at most extremely cheap.
ryuusea: Eren grabs the nearest book at hand and steps up to the new librarian at his desk — Levi, his nametag states. “H-Hi, I’d like to, uh, check out you.” Gray eyes lift and lock on Eren, staring at him, nonplussed. Eren realizes
getsby: female adult: *compliments me*me: [blushing profusely] holy.. om gh …. thank you so much ethereal angelmale adult: *compliments me*me: *looks around for nearest escape route*
thataliengirl: youeitherskateoryoudie: 28-larry: youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them what does
It’s 5 minutes to the nearest fast food joint from my new apartment complex. This will be good for me for reasons.
intriguingbuthorrible: She sighed in resignation as the rugby team entered. She could tell from the angry murmurings that they’d lost the game, and they seemed eager to release their tension on the nearest available object. Now her each of her fuckholes
sapphling: jimmyjuniors: that’s… not… what bi means… In honor of arbor day we dumped 5000 spiders into the nearest river
thegreen-arrow: morrissarty: how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner that was beautiful
remusjohnslupin: MY FAVOURITE TOLKIEN CHARACTERS | [4/15] » Galadriel ∟ She was proud, strong, and self-willed, as were all the descendants of Finwë save Finarfin; and like her brother Finrod, of all her kin the nearest to her heart, she had dreams
cakestales: th3f4t5ide: cakestales: So, I’m going to gym. I really would like to have a feedee, who would eat in the nearest fast food restaurant all time that I was in gym. And I’d have to pick him/her up from there stuffed and lazy. And it
cakestales: cntrysunshne: littleextrat: cakestales: So, I’m going to gym. I really would like to have a feedee, who would eat in the nearest fast food restaurant all time that I was in gym. And I’d have to pick him/her up from there stuffed and
adbub: Person who doesn’t normally swear: *swears* Everyone within the nearest proximity to them:
grim-reaping: flowersforone: ayalaatreides: did-you-kno: If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural
young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
adamtots: Another new comic from my book! It’s out NOW and you can get a copy at superchillbook.com or your nearest bookstore!I’m also doing a giveaway for signed copies right now on my Instagram!
grammarmancer: adamtots: im-simmin: adamtots: Another new comic from my book! It’s out NOW and you can get a copy at superchillbook.com or your nearest bookstore! @adomtots why are you so obsessed with chunky jewelry?? This question is offensive
princesscinderhella: thepunchdrunkpoet: thepunchdrunkpoet: thats-tea: When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An
bumbledeefumble: peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
toastynoneofyourbusiness:Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an
charlesoberonn: toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left Ahead of their time
peachdoxie: bluef00t: “you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific #see also: the
itwashotwestayedinthewater:twiabpaianlatfwnogf:*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin! this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014
sixpenceee: wouldisurviveanuke.com is an interactive google map that shows if you would survive a nuclear bomb or not if it was dropped into the nearest city to you. It shows what would happen to you depending on the type of bomb dropped.
youeitherskateoryoudie: i hate when ur in public somewhere and something goes mildly wrong/something inconvenient happens and the nearest baby boomer tries to get you to complain with them
farareusis: pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what.
ellenann1616:You know you really miss your lover when you grab the nearest fallic shaped object to satisfy your desperate need for him…come home soon babes stace0550
random-senpai: dilhowltersllamahedge: restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT
meladoodle: my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T
animal-factbook: When chickens are first born, they will be imprinted to the nearest animal next to them. These chickens imprinted themselves onto this feline. The cat however, is still fairly new to this concept.
spacecatgirl: Self care is using 7 bath bombs at once then chugging the bathwater and astral projecting into the nearest alternate dimension lush store to fight the glittery avocado-scented version of urself that actually has their shit together
sarahxwritesstuff: My brother has a huge crush on Scarlett as Black Widow. This was the nearest costume I could get for his birthday.
knockmeoutandknockmeup: fuck-me-till-the-end: ¤ She couldn’t wait for him to get undressed. Pushing Jake down on a pile of hay in the nearest stall, Lya unzipped his pants and pulled her brother’s cock out with a pleased sigh; he was hard and
pinkandblackcat311: Pinks small princess plug came in the mail yesterday!! She couldn’t wait to wear it out! So we went out to the nearest shopping center for a little naughty fun! It was almost impossible to hide my hard on knowing her tight ass was
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