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(M) So erotic…the little life of their own that nipples can have. My wife S calls mine my “on buttons." One of my favorite images…a woman nibbling another woman’s nipple with her teeth.
txheadman: real-deal-inches: This is called a “stick of life”, cause you will never feel so alive than when you get impaled. Fuck my throat & cum
feliciadegraded: Out of all the things he calls me - his slut, his whore, his pig, his fuckmeat, pisswhore or painslut, that good girl has never lost its appeal. So condescending and precisely revealing of my place in his life. He’ll ask for the most
sephencolberumblr: …what’s called the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. It’s the dinner where the White House Press Corps and the Government consummate their loveless marriage. So, anyway, it’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen in my life:
I’m about to loose my mind, you’ve been gone for so long, I’m running out of time. I need a doctor. Call me a doctor, I need a doctor to bring me back to life.
camcron: neekcreep: apinchofbelladona: SWOON Who ever runs up to me and calls me moon of my life, I will either marry or blow on the spot depending on my mood. Either way i’ll cry so Bonus points if they say it in Dothraki
gaymerwitttattitude: #Blackout CelebrationThis is without a doubt one of the beautiful things I have ever seen in my life. This is what you call true Father and Son love. I have so much love and respect for this man. This Brotha is a True Black man and
No matter what time of day or night, She’s always just a phone call away, she’s the only person who’s never judged me and I’m so grateful to have her in my life! Follow me and my bestie @shimycatsmua page to see our crazy lives
yanelknows: Boys are so confident like I’ve never messaged a dude who I thought was attractive in my life and everyday in my inbox I got some ugly ass dude with a bad hairline and teeth like a beavers handmade dam sending me hort emojis and calling
indianajoel89: Goodbye, my friend. RIP Robin Williams This is probably the first time I’ve cried over a famous person’s death. He was so beautiful. Last night I called a suicide hotline for the first time in my life and it’s crazy
inbreed: I feel like I’ve spend my whole life so far waiting for messages and calls and people who just never come
brittbluebird14:-story-of-my-life-:mamayuuma:mamayuuma: why were dinosaurs so big because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures It’s 1:00 in the morning. And the sound I made was not human.
minazummers:trekkiepirate:lesbiandeweyfinn: a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another
shesavampirequeen: gahdamnpunk: Heteroni and cheese 💀💀💀 HETERONI AND CHEESE-
og-sludgebone: yungterra: The biggest step forward in my life was when I had to explain 420sc to a Skype group call consisting of eight people “Yeah so i post pictures of skeletons smoking weed on the internet”“Shit son get me in
saoirsesronan: I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult
upgraders: trungles: upgraders: a pack of “nice guys” should be called a fedoration I have never reblogged something so fast before in my life. i used to make some weird posts. also this one wasnt bold when i made it
vividhotsexy: lena-zorel:Hayley Kiyoko called 2018 twentygayteen and I honestly never been so ready for a new year to come in my entire life
slice-of-life-twilight: Twilight: Dee? Did you call me? I’m sorry that I didn’t come down sooner, but I was at a tense moment in my book, so—oh! Dee: Huh, what do you know. A package has appeared under the Christmas tree. I think it might be for
nuttyjester:BEHOLD. THE RAVAGES OF AGE AND COMPROMISE. … I’m actually giving whole moon pies to the kids this year, in real life. We call them “Wagon Wheels” here. … Please support my Patreon so I can give out good candy to the kids every year!
a-simpler-life: smolredlesbian: whatblogidonthaveablog: blueandbluer: flashinqlights: ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on
jalebis-n-jimmychoos: life gets so much better when you realize you can literally do whatever the fuck you want if you dont care what anyone thinks about you I cannot literally call my boss and say fuck you. I quit, then go buy a Lamborghini.
wylime: saoirsesronan: I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it
brittbluebird14: -story-of-my-life-:mamayuuma:mamayuuma: why were dinosaurs so big because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures It’s 1:00 in the morning. And the sound I made was not human.
evelmiina:My life has been a Breaking Bad/El Camino/Better Call Saul train for months now and I am fine with it. So here’s a study of the superlab
notcharismacarpenter: favorite television characters | meredith greyyou don't get to call me a whore. when i met you, i thought i had found the person that i was going to spend the rest of my life with. i was done! so all the boys and all the bars
lapetitemouton: tltty: for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard
just-call-me-cupcake: My life is complete. Yes! So full of win
supersimoleon: So working in a call centre has made me hella fat. And tomorrow starts me turning my life around because I want to be able to have the SICKEST Halloween costume this year. Like this dude.
thenerdyfool:Bout to get real here. Always been a lil chubster my whole life. After I graduated college in 2016 I was definitely super unhealthy and overweight so I started at this gym called orange theory. They do these body transformation challenges
lilyjoniss: littlemissalyhalin: awkward-aeries: My heart just fucking broke. :( This is so sad. What movie is this? OMG :( ^ It’s called Gerry’s Game, it’s the pixar short for A Bug’s Life also possibly my favourite pixar short of all time
jijidraws:♡ ♡ ♡ Sweet Summer Angel ♡ ♡ ♡ I always call the wonderful ladies in my life my sweet summer/spring/etc angels, so I wanted to depict one. May or may not do the other seasons? xo jiji
Artist: So I'm doing a recording of myself while playing a game called P.T. and oh my god I've never been so scared in my life.
perfectlyhumann: Im not sure what I did to deserve you, but I’ll do everything in my power to keep you. You are the most annoying, supportive, beautiful headache I’ve ever met in my life, but im so happy to be able to call you mine. 5 years down,
kinkykitfox: Hi guys! So this is my girlfriend, Leia, or, as we affectionately call her, Cakes. You also might know her from her blog, darth-cakes.tumblr.com. This girl is the light of my life and I love her so much. And it is also - her 23rd birthday!
deathanddumb: deathanddumb: So much to do. My flat is a mess and I have washing everywhere and I need to shower and I have work and I’m late and erection, erection, erection. My life. An old one but a classic. I call this… ‘Cradle the crying
blackmodel: dar-a: nonbinary-support: Yes!!! Go Laverne Cox! (description of images below) Keep reading “the irony of my life is prior to transition i was i called a girl and after i am often called a man” makes me scream so loud @cisppl read
incestforcedfacesitting: “When boys called my sister piggy she was pretty complexed so I told her how beautifull she is… from word to word i end under her letting her ride my face and I never felt happier in my life”
dar-a: nonbinary-support: Yes!!! Go Laverne Cox! (description of images below) Keep reading “the irony of my life is prior to transition i was i called a girl and after i am often called a man” makes me scream so loud
katiiie-lynn:Today is my sweet little man’s THIRD birthday! I am so blessed to be a dog mom to such a sweet and fun adorable boy 💖 I can’t imagine my life without him, he is my little “emotional support shamwow” as I call him,
ilove69allthetime: lvebooks: daddysyourhome: call-me-princess-ivy: sub-molly: hornydeniedgirl: Ohhhhhh fuck I wanna do that so bad!! So much fun! I need this in my life. Like, yesterday.. I think I could handle this kind of shopping. Oh this
sociallyopen4u: My girl went out of town on business on one of the worst days of my life. I video chatted with her and told her that I was having a rough day and that I wished she was here. So she called her best friend and told her to come keep me
bradelterman:During the winter of 2013 I met Leila Spilman, drove her around town and at one point she stopped to make a phone call. I just so happened to have my camera with me so took this photograph. Life is grand! Photo by Brad Elterman
sft425: chill-itscool: pussylipgloss: masreen: gotitforcheap: I no longer have depression i can walk again my dad just called and said he wants to be in my life This is so fucking funny @anaisalicious
shamelesswhore: tasteandpassion: shamelesswhore: Ive never waited for a call this bad in my life! CALL ME ALREADY!!! :3 whooo? Just some dumbass… he calls you a lot of times, doesn’t he? why did you want him to call you so bad? you can
teamjacobthot:real talk that one lyric of call me maybe that goes “before you came into my life, I missed you so bad” is so fucking good not just in terms of pop lyrics but also on both a cosmic and molecular level………like there’s so much to
onlyblackgirl: atasteoflee: kodaksnacks: Diddy is my mood Niggas are really calling him gay? Y’all can’t accept a genuinely happy ass black man living his best life? Why is that concept so foreign to some of y’all? 50 is calling him gay because
jen-iii: I KNEW THE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE SONG THAT PLAYED AT THE END OF KEYSTONE MOTEL WOULD BE CALLED RECONCILIATION I JUST FUCKING KNEW IT IM SO HAPPY AHHHH ITS UP ITS UP ITS UP O H M Y GOD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET FUCK MY LIFE MAN IM SO HERE FOR THIS
h0bert: me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞
oo-magicalcake-oo: me: i have a ponysona lol @drawbauchery : 🔍👀 jgjdlgkdsflskdfs
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