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strictmaster: At least she what she is. So many people never find their true calling. “Cumdump 4 life. I am a ugly flat chested worthless dumb fuckmeat abuse whore. Any man can use my hole.” Definitely not an english major…
LMAO! Some people are so fucking stupid!This person has followed me for a week now and sends me this message. I simply point out the fact that I’m not the person in the photos (not even in my usual sarcastic and smart-ass tone), and I am promptly called
but if u all leave u wont get to see me fall into this bottomless pit called “i’ve traded my life for the bodty”
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meinmyplace: ” I’m sort of an idiot savant when it comes to remembering people’s birthdays. You tell me once and it’s in my brain for life, so shame on me if I ever forget to call you up or send you a card!” Me In My Place Web App - Available
callistoponi: “I’m sorry for dipping my finger into your marinara sauce” sounds like a naughty euphemism rather than a literal event. So I accidentally dipped my finger into my wife’s marinara sauce and a second after I apologized
Well, the first human I ever met called me “Titania”, and I liked the way it sounded! So, that’s what I decided to call myself! Dragons usually pick their own names later in life.As for what I like to do, gardening is really fun!
artemispanthar:Hey, what do you call a nonbinary aunt/uncle?Thank you, y’all gave some great responses but the answer we were looking for was: me! My twin sister is having a baby so I’m gonna be the nonbinary equivalent to an aunt/uncle! I still haven’t
So, yeah… last month was a real mixed bag. On one hand, life goals are progressing well and I even had my first “pro sale” in a comic script that is entering pre-production with FutaFan Comics–Yes, I know, I avoid that word as much as
snapbacksteven: It was around the big hiatus of 2016 that I became a fan of SU. And so, I’m curious … how many new fans are joining us in this even bigger hiatus of 2017? So while we’re at it, let’s have a roll call! Reblog this with the date
he appeared out of nowhere and called me beautiful in front of my friends. we lay in bed all day just existing together. its always this time of day that i can’t face sleeping without him; i miss his presence so much.
chimericaloutlier: congenitaldisease: Roux was born with a rare condition called tranverse terminal hemimelia which caused her to be born without any front legs. As you can tell, this disability does not stop her from getting on with life and her owners
oscaarr: ““Why is my life like this?” Those words are just excuses. Don’t give up so easily on this game called life.” -Gary [☆]
haiku-robot: requiemgrey: jinlinli: So I just had the most harrowing ten minutes of my life. Twenty minutes ago, my mom called me to tell me she loved me, and she kept repeating it over and over. And she sounded like she was crying, and I was so scared
ask-dizzypaint: myuniverse137:This is so accurate it hurts My life
genderviscera: this-is-kates-so-called-blog: When people ask how I manage to survive during exam season My life
profeminist: Comic source Better Birth Control Access Could Drop Abortion Rate 67%, Save ผ Billion #StandWithPP My post on the 100% hypocrisy of the so-called “Pro Life” movement
I call Leonard my little guy because he’s very slightly smaller than Vincent, although he’s still a 75 pound German Shepherd so “little” might be a bit of a stretch, technically speaking. But still, he’s my little guy.I call Vincent my big
I am so out of it right now, I’m not entirely sure anything I’m writing is coherent (or at least, I keep having to rewrite everything 20 times because it doesn’t seem to make sense to me). I should probably just call it a night and go to sleep,
uugh, for the past couple of days my family has been sick and now I feel the beginnings of a sick-headache and a sore throat so I guess I caught it too. I think I’m going to call it a night, take some medicine and try to sleep. G’niight!
bumbleshark: i’ve never been so called out on in all my years truly life-changing
artemispanthar:Confirming my long held suspicions that call center work is indeed hot garbage and I hate it A little life update: I quit that nightmare job and got a new one more in line with my skillset. I’m in training now and so far it’s
I ran from my enemies for five hundred years, and then one day I stopped. Now a new enemy wants me dead. Sure, I could run from the travelers but there’s still one enemy that I can never escape. Time. So call it pride or vanity but after the life that
starbulletz: heyh8r: r3gicid3: inmyboxershalfstonedd: autumnseeds: Anxiety (2013) Oh… well, thank you tumblr for making me realise I might actually have a slight anxiety issue… because this totally explains me. I’m so glad I’m not this
prriisscceellaa: plotprincessss: proteinpills: biohazerd:girlmedicine:iridessence:billieunderwood:Blackoutbitch slay my whole fucking LIFE YESw o w oh hell no im calling the cops What the actual fuck Why she so fucking rude !? 👀🔥
I suppose, if I were to regret one thing in my life so far, it’d be I never learned how to fence.
teeniechoppa: “This CUTIE right HERE, is my CUTE BOYFRIEND.” —————— I was so upset the other day when I found out there was no Akushima route so I went looking to see if there were any fics, and I saw this very short one literally called,
theappleppielifestyle: hot mess otp aus pt. 3:‘i called the wrong number and started talking about my life and you only interrupted me after a few a few minutes of me revealing some pretty personal stuff and now youre invested in my life troubles’
threelisabeth: so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
A cougar lesbian was trying to get into my pantiesStory time until this day I’m still working with the woman but listen and read this is a lady who I work with who I call the She-Devil so this was the craziest 48 hours working with this lady on
hella-nick: hella-nick: QUICK WHAT DO YOU CALL FRENCH GAY PORN? yaOUI
I love this game that people call life from the bottom of my heart. So I’d like to continue to participate in it as a player forever and ever…
Snippets from my husband’s Xbox live party that I’ve overheard so far“Fun fact I call my taint the badlands”“I see, have you tried having sex?” (discussing fertility struggles)“When you eat a Tic Tac does it make you sad because it reminds
onestonedcrow: treekisser: There are some things in life I just simply can’t comprehend. Things like smiling with pride next to a beautiful animal whose life you have just stolen. So-called “trophy pics” from the Dallas Safari Club have my blood
earthfare: Easy Stir-Fried TofuRecipe by Bridget from My So-Called (Mommy) Life Ingredients 1 Block Firm or Extra Firm Tofu 3 Tbsp Nutritional Yeast 2 Tbsp Flour 1 tsp Garlic Powder ½ tsp Salt 2 Tbsp Olive Oil or Oil of Choice Directions 1. Drain and
profeminist: .@MarthaPlimpton: “You can’t call abortion a symptom of an immoral society, then call daily mass shootings just the price we pay for being free.“ Source #StandWithPP My post on the 100% hypocrisy of the so-called “Pro Life”
So one of my roommates just called my life “worthless”. That’s fun.
...My So Called Secret Nerd Life...
Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You are the shittiest “friend” I’ve ever seen in my life. To think I ever gave you a second chance of being in my life was the worst mistake ever. You won’t get another, I’m tired of my so called
runninqfromlions: http://a-place-i-call-my-home.tumblr.com/ : Remembering Sunday
dr0p-dead-and-fuck-the-future: mikefuentes-fans-united: vintagemiseryx: So, this is Mike and I from last night. It was the best moment of my life, I’m not going to lie. I saw Mike just sitting around and my mom called him over. Before we got to
i'm so fucking tired of people like you in my life. just be fucking honest, and not talk shit about your so called friends, and maybe.. just maybe, you'd have some real ones.
Fuck you all. You know what, your so called “caring” yeah that’s a load of shit. I don’t need any of you to “care” about me so fuck off and stop toying with my life.
One thing I did with my ex of 8 years was be way too forgiving 😒 he did things all the time like forget to call not show up on important things and break promises all the time but we loved each other and I wasn’t perfect either so I forgave him.
FUCK MY LIFE I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO. Tonight i have to memorize this freaking japanese script which will take like an hour and then i will have to learn my whole chapter of math on conics and freaking things i dont even know what they are called ok
it doesn’t even feel like friday… i should be out, not at home!! ): i can’t wait to be licensed!! O:< anyways, today i woke up at 8:26. WHAT THE HELL… michael was at my house then too! so i was like OH SHIT I GOTTA GO! so
Day 15! woke up really early.. got ready and called michael a bajillion times but he wasn’t awake. so i was kinda freaking out cuz i needed a way to get to service so then my dad drove me last minute. >.< then we had service and kellen showed
h0bert: me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞
unintentionalarry: A dangerous plan, just this time,A stranger’s hand, clutched in mine,I’ll take this chance, so call me blind,I’ve been waiting all my life.Please don’t scar this young heart,Just take my hand.I was made for loving you,Even
profoak: awkwardvagina: this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life I CANT BREATHE IDEAD CALL HELP
yesterday darfin was very touchy and wanting me and I was being a jerk and teasing him because we couldnt do anything but everytime he tried to stop he would end up looking down my shirt or grabbing my ass so I decided to be nice and just go about life
willywankaandtheslaughterfactory: AMERICAN HISTORY X -1998 So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time. It’s just not worth it.
For someone who has a hella Daddy kink I really question why I get so pumped when I’m called Daddy 🤷🏻♀️
It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence. I know I don’t live in a respectful and kind society so it shouldn’t make me sad. Jet I’m sad every time someone call me sir. I’m sad I can’t go tings like
ladymissk: I was invited to a con last minute and so I had to put together a cosplay last minute. I though I could do jen-iii’s Family Of Love Sapphire cosplay and when I has already made the pendant, I realized that i has already dyed my wig and
So I’m starting my next semester in my animation class soon which means another semester final film to be done and I already have an idea and concepts!This is Kitt, on of the main characters for my film! She was raised by Fae and lives her life guiding
My friend @nerdy-knitter showed this girl a piece I drew and I have never been so called out in my life
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