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laurajaneillustration: Please ignore my lil pants poking through, My mum gave me two pairs of these vintage wrap shorts she used to wear as a teen! Love them!! š #summertime #needatan
brigwife: earthtohaleigh: avengersonna: suck-my-otaku-ass: gayswimlord: Reasons not to add me on snapchat: What do you mean? I want to know more about you tiny snail son Smol SO SMOL i had a tiny snail son once and my mum made him a tank and
hhantu: franfrancatman: My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad i cant believe your mom is a fish
rocktheholygrail: rahulkohli13: Hereās the outtakes from my audition for @thehaunting of Bly Manor. Itās the only time Iāve ever had to get my mum to help record a tapeā¦ I have no idea how we booked this job š¤¦š½āāļø
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated I read it out loud to mine so she
imnotangry-itsjustmyface: weloveshortvideos: gonna clean my room I gotta show this to my mum so sheāll stop asking me when Iām gonna do it
kngmnmlst: kngmnmlst: MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT
lukes-cages-deactivated20160407: āMy mum was pushing me to do some modeling ā everyone said I was a very pretty girl. And then one day it just got too much. I shaved my head and just went āFuck youā to everyone who thought I need to look a certain
25641) Everytime I say I'm losing weight or dieting, everyone's okay with it. They tilt their heads, look at me, nod in agreement - yeah, you are a fat ass. Even my mum does it, my gran too. I've lost x stone. They still do it. Not enough.
theeppytomymacca: softgrungepuppy: so my mum just came into my room and goes āi made something for youā and gives me this funny little brown book and inside it she wrote and then on every single page sheās written something lovely like ābeautifulā
wookology: āWe are their hyungs, but I only have you as my hyungā - Heechul To me, theyāre like the two pillars of SJ. Teuk is the mother of the group, like how most mums would, he would be there to comfort his members during down times and cry
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadnāt yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look
derpycats: Iām at university and missing my cats, so my mum sent me this beautiful picture of Jorgie
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
yeehawlw:yeehawlw:my mumās taking my dog to get his nuts removed todayoutcome unclear
tatehorror: tatehorror: Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said āhello miss cranky pantsā
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me Iāll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom
gingersofficial: leader-of-standing-purgatorians: princess-romanova: So I hadnāt yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over
nakedpersephone: asleepylioness: My Dear, I know youāre in need of a little cheering up so I decided to share with you a little something my mum taught me a long time ago. It doesnāt make everything go away, but Iāve been using it every time
asleepylioness: Dear Lioness, I arrived at my parents place today and was invited into a Christmas Winter-wonderland at home. There is no snow but my mum gave her best to decorate our flat. There are lights everywhere! So I decided to use some lights
phanlight: guys i seriously need your help iām supposed to be meeting an internet friend on saturday which will be my only chance to meet her, and i need to prove a point to my mum so PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU THINK MEETING AN INTERNET FRIEND THAT YOU HAVE
nsfwfamilyfun:It was my first threesome with my mum & sis and they did not expect such a big load šš®š¦š¦š¦
dannyboy-to-thedoctor: rneerkat: *pulls out bread at wedding* iād like to make a toast NO YOU DONāT GET ITĀ MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH AT HIS OWN WEDDING it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made hisĀ vows to myĀ mum, and
lioness-in-the-rain: Pretty sure when my mum said to put warm socks on when it gets cold out, this is what she meantā¦version without my arms in the way hereĀ ššTumblrĀ // InstagramĀ // PrivateĀ Blog
tatehorror:tatehorror: Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said āhello miss cranky pantsā
bonerfart:i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes āthatās very rudeā and I said āiām sorry, i meant it as a parodyā and she said āof what?ā then i said āa parod-eez nutsā and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
fruitcrocs:one time my mum was on a really bad date so she texted me telling me to come up with an excuse to get her home so i called and said i had stomach pains and she came home but her date insisted on coming with her, turns out my acting was so good
spreezpz: spreezpz: spreezpz: We have this app for a family shopping list that any of us can add to and my dad keeps getting mad because my mum wonāt stop adding a kitten to the list every time she updates it
kalories: fraustrodamus: My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Goghās ā Starry night ā on it for her. oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and
inductionofautosadism2: usedtrash-content: My mum tried her best to raise me to be an upstanding member of society. I paid her back by ignoring her values. Getting money is more important. Also, my dad is a piece of shit. Itās nice to see a girl
pikaballoons: 3ridan: seriously i dont understand why the fuck sheās doing this itās so unfair iām literally only allowed my laptop for 3 days of the week out of 7 for no real fucking reason other than my mums a cunt and i actually donāt know
albusremus: iām laughing so hard omg my auntie has whatsapp now iām jsut sending her the dumbest pictures she can’t see them messages because she doesn’t have her glasses now her and my mum are sending me really typoed messages ufck
vanishedtulips: I want my room to be covered in pictures like this ;ooo <3 To bad my mum wonāt let me -.-t
incextson: drlove1951: brennomc: Me and my mum all day Iād like to tried it with her also is she available for me Thatād be me and my mom! I just love kissing her so much! šš¤¤
bonerfart: i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes āthatās very rudeā and I said āiām sorry, i meant it as a parodyā and she said āof what?ā then i said āa parod-eez nutsā and i heard my dad laugh from the other room
toastylynx: Some lovely (and some silly) photos of my finished Asriel cosplay, taken at Edmonton Expo! Wow was this a lot more work than I anticipated, but Iām very pleased with the final result! And a huge thank you to my mum @listlesswarrior for
misstylersmith: Doctor:Ā You know youāre not my mum, right?Jackie:Ā You stop acting like my child, Iāll stop acting like your mother.
hedgehog-moss:Told my mum to make sure to wear boots when she goes in the woods because I saw a viper the other day, and she said āWhen I was a kid I used to catch snakes, occasionally a little viper, and tie them around the doorknob of my bedroom so
baffledandamused: stayingintheirons: im putting this on a shirt I LITERALLY JUST SPAT MY COKE EVERYWHERE AND MY MUM TOLD ME TO STOP BEING PHILLY SO I TOLD HER TO PISS OFF
attractiveblogger: attractiveblogger: my mums wearing a shirt that says ātell your boobs to stop staring at my eyesā “you better not be posting this on the internet”
i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life. I now hear all the things. I donāt know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow. I heard what my mum actually sounds like.
jinxxssix: hunnnnie: myzombiekoala: linnlovegood: michaelmidnight: tarotdactylskittles: timelady-of-221b: THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE TAG THE PORN PLZ OH MY GOD SO MUCH FOOD PORN I LOVE IT So much porn MY MUM IS SITTING NEXT TO ME HAVE SOME
meladoodle: GRANDPADOODLE ADVENTURES CONTINUED: my grandpa grew this big pumpkin that he was very proud of! (there is a chunk missing because my mum (foot featuring in this pic) used it to make some soup!)
