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“holy shit. i was using my magic wand, and i came for the first time masturbating! oh my dear lord. idk how I’m gonna explain the wet spot on my sheets to my mum, but it was pretty thrilling…” - Anon yay, go you! have lots and
“Me and my pregnant ass self photobombing my girlfriends! Haha! I think I was standing right in front of my bff for life and my baby’s Godmother, Tina! Lmao! I’m one funny pregnant woman! #Happiness #BestFriendsForever”Tila Tequila
mygr0wingfamily: 30 weeks pregnant tomorrow. Third trimester is kicking my ass. I had excruciating sciatic nerve pain yesterday, my heartburn feels more like my stomach has turned inside out and is crawling up my throat–not to mention the dizziness
teme16: astronomized: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
oohasd: icelola: icelola: I love my new shoes omg omg omg, I have never loved a pair of shoes this much! my mum hates them hahaha so whatttt my shoes on my dash yay I follow back.
So my mum’s a homeopath, and she’s been trying to push me to take weird shit to help with my acne, including essential oils and spiritual therapy. She’s taken to trying to put it in my food without my knowledge. She puts drops of MMS
shadows-creep-inside-of-me: My mum saw this box in my room earlier and got very excited that I was packing for uni. She then invited herself into my room to look at the box. It’s a miracle she didn’t notice my plug that I left on the floor but yes
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
lovefamilysex: I have smelt my sisters panties ,my mums panties ,my neighbors panties but the best is when my Sister wants to sleep with me she wears see through panties and a top. I would pull here top up a play with her tits AND THEY ARE MASSIVE
collid3forb3sitos: bringmeasirenbridesveil: sleepingwiththekings: sleepingwiththekings: Oh.My.God SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY So I am actually going to buy this in like 2-3 weeks because my mum approves. OH.MY.FUCKING.GOD I NEED SOMEONE GIVE THEM
naturallise: furrypenis: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my
goldenxpvssy: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
all-the-worlds-a-stag: merelei: aliens-ate-my-mum: Showing my favourite movie to my friends This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much! My friends:
fallencalum:My best friend and I were holding hands while shopping with my family today and my mum was like “Girls, can you link arms instead? You’re getting funny looks, people are going to think you’re lesbians” so I got the ring off my index
ksyxo:nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday! blessed
submissivegirly: <3 god i know why my mum is always making that noise when you are both at it the boys my age who i know only have little cocks fill me up with your hot spunk i want it to ooze out of me run down my belly over my little titties so
fallencalum: My best friend and I were holding hands while shopping with my family today and my mum was like “Girls, can you link arms instead? You’re getting funny looks, people are going to think you’re lesbians” so I got the ring off my index
Chaos Lives On.
alphabitches:alphabitches: alphabitches: SHIT I LEFT MY NUDE DRAWINGS ON MY DESK MY MUMS GONNA FIND THEM update: she wants to have a “chAT”my heart is too weak for this update: she thinks it was for art its cool, on the bright side she likes the
cap-kira: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
corruptionoftheworld: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
pure-insanityxo: ksyxo:nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
moijejoueauxfranglophones: botherandbefuddle: zourrifying: reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off my mom has invited me over for dinner my mom needs help with furniture my mom just
nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday! blessed
chlocuddles: nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
macpye: judgemilkman: catmop: shatteredhorns: theseasonofthewitch: Jesus this makes me think of my mum I wish my parents were like this WE’RE MOVING TO BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN My mom is practically this If only my all parents were like this.
botherandbefuddle: zourrifying: reason to not become an adult you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off my mom has invited me over for dinner my mom needs help with furniture my mom just got a new phone and needs
7398) The other day my mum had guests over. One of them said my dog was cute, and referred to her as a he. My mom got somewhat defensive when she said "actually she's a girl". It's amazing, she'll stick up for my dog who likely doesn't give a shit whether
bewareofabbeyroad: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing
ciaramel0ns: ksyxo:nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis: livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s
top-five-records: Gave my stereo to my mum, moved the box over from the end of my bed AND I have room for a fourth box when needs be/clear space to put a fifth box back at the end of my bed.I’d say a somewhat successful re-organisation day!
scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: scarylock-holmes: I FELL ASLEEP IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES OR SOMETHING AND THEN WHEN I WOKE UP MY HAND WAS BLUE I just screamed then my mum walked past my room like nothing happened and then
prettylittlekeegan-deactivated2: “So my mum bought a Jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say – ‘Guess what everyone in this Jacuzzi has in common? ─ You’ve
nudeur: dovahkiin-in-the-tardis:livefreelivefit: kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday! blessed
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
♥ If I die in a battlezone, box me up and fly me home. Put my medals on my chest, and tell my mum I did my best. Tell my love not to cry, because I'm a soldier born to die. Reblog this to show your support for troops in Afghanistan ♥
kact-i: f-abulush: rosiae: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i love you mom i love my mum you’re my everything Love how this came up on my dash on my Mama’s birthday!
hiddleswiggles: ohmalley-thealliecat: artelini: A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race. when my parents first met my mum thought my dad was a stuck up dick and my dad thought she was a bitch
