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My parents they told me to send a new picture with me, because i was a long tiem gone from home. I take a selfie and then sent it, ohhhhh fuck i forgat that i dont have pants on me. What dad will belive now :((
My sister can’t scream out in case out parents hear, but boy do I love making her try.
My parents were really upset when I had to repeat my final year at school and argued about what to do. Finally, Dad agreed to to send me to an expensive private school and in return Mom agreed to let Dad fuck me every night to help me with my confidence
I was super nervous about sex and a bit embarrassed that I hadn’t done it yet when all my friends had. One night I opened up to my parents and told them I was still a virgin and worried that my first time would be a bad experience. They were totally
straightpornforgayeyes: “My brother, sister and me always have fun during the weekends oir parents are away, especially when my brother is so horny he wants to fuck my tight ass!”
sisterlicious: My sister likes to strip in the family room. She says that the idea of being caught turns her on. I don’t know what our parents would say if they actually found us fucking, but I don’t let that stop my sister from fantasizing…
callmeoutis: iamtwip: grreenleaf: wastelandbabe: grreenleaf: look a t my fucking hair its ? mess wait wtf that’s my face wtf you have my face the parent trap: modern au
royalsiblings: My brother said he wouldn’t be able to return home for Christmas, then surprised me on Christmas Eve. We fucked all night and had to come up with about twenty different excuses to explain our absence to our parents…
gordo4gordo4superchub: viarga: i laughed so hard i woke up my parents oh my fucking god Omg … fucking A !!
domstoryteller: I think my room mates are trying to get me pregnant so I’ll have to go home and tell my conservative parents I don’t know whose kid I’m having.Now they take turns fucking my pussy, filling me with cum over and over. It’s constantly
Thank you everyone~! :D And all the Skype wishes too!This has been a pretty good day so far, and I am going to go kick it with my parents.
hey when I’m on my premium snap I don’t want to see your fucking child taking a bath or your kids using the phone to take selfies or fuck knows what Hope u drown in the bath you miserable parent
fluffy-omorashi: So… I just broke my window……. My parents are gonna kill me my parents are gonna kill me lol… (There was a bug in my window and went to smash it……… broken the window. Idndkdmdodkdkd fuck) Update: y’all think I’m playing…..
mirrorso: snuffbomb: queen-juvia: this is my favorite thing of the day they were fucking lol I almost remained an eternal virgin after I saw my parents doing it. Fucking parents :/
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
kenekikawaiimeow: queenhansbrak: headoverhiddles: queenhansbrak: My Parents Are Gonna Send Me to Conversion Camp https://paypal.me/pools/c/81GKHJxVyC please help me get funds to run away my parents are gonna send me to gay conversion therapy im
foxnewsofficial: it’s quite liberating growing up and realising your parents don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about
charizard: this hipster just roasted my fucking parents
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
daily-superheroes: Gotham needs youhttp://daily-superheroes.tumblr.com NOPE! Not gonna work. My answer would be “bitch, what the fuck has gotham done for me? I never even wanted gotham, you did. Fuck you and gotham. I’m leaving.”
goth4lyfe: Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found Parenting; you’re doing it right.
scootiemcbooty: Put a ship in my ask and I will tell you a bit about how each of the following scenarios would go down for them: Fake dating Bodyswap Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it Dark!fic Secret kinks Their first kiss Meeting the parents
ah well it took longer than usual but I hit the “I need to get out of this fucking house” moment. because my parents left food out in the open and my dog keeps trying to get at it and IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING HARD TO PUT THE FOOD IN A PANTRY
Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my entire life so I’m pretty bad at contributing much more to the conversation.
agenderreid: trying to ask my parents to help me with rent bc my job fucking sucks and cut tours this month (I was working 1-2 days a week all month) and it’s just such a bad feeling. I hate that I’m doing everything right. I’m getting into
bootyscientist2: I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their
my fucking parents jesus I’m laughing so hard they just acted out the entire jake from state farm commercial while dad was in the bathroom
thisisnotlatinx:If a latinx tells you they don’t speak Spanish, leave it at that. Don’t say “but I thought you were ___” “aren’t your parents ___” “you’re not a real latinx!” It sucks for some of us that can’t connect to our culture
callmeoutis: iamtwip: grreenleaf: wastelandbabe: grreenleaf: look a t my fucking hair its ? mess wait wtf that’s my face wtf you have my face the parent trap: modern au so this is that Orphan Black show we’ve been hearing so much
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
fuck-yeah-bears: Artwork by Daniel Parent.
mrcraabs: why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
millieyre: Some doodles from the same AU…I just wanted to practice drawing Mr. Ishtar. (Inspired by x x x , and my parents, basically. ) If the Ishtars had their own reality show, things would get…too real.
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
R. Kelly Is Holding Women Against Their Will In An Abusive “Cult,” Parents Told Police
whoreablejewess:Me as a parent just fucking bothering my baby My youngest is 4, I still do this.
thechillgatsby: thorsies: IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS
so my parents had another fucking fight tonight but i don’t give two shits cos i got my iphone 5!!!
thechophouse: NO, NO I JUST WOKE UP MY FUCKING PARENTS BECAUSE OF THIS PICTURE AND THEY STORM IN MY ROOM AND ASK WHAT’S SO GODDAMN FUNNY AND ALL I CAN DO IS POINT AT THE PICTURE AND MY DAD JUST STARTS BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND WE’RE ALL LAUGHING
gukju: xiaomitao: kimjongin: just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight. my parents were both bisexual try again i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them
wetwareproblem: computerworm: What people who aren’t victims of parental abuse don’t realize is that we’ll talk about our abusive parent like “I fucking HATE MY MOM so much, she should be in prison, etc” then 5 seconds later be like “well
I just wish my parents were capable of fixing things with their 14 year old daughter instead of blowing up at her. I might have made things worse but my mother just drives me up a fucking wall.
It’s extremely disheartening to have to do this pregnancy without the support of my own parents. I don’t mean that they disapprove, but for my own mental health I’ve had to go no contact with them. I told my dad but he hasn’t told
God I can’t fucking stand my parents. I’m in the hospital to be induced andy fucking stepfather KNOWS I don’t want my mom in my life and that I’m not talking to her and he fucking tells her about my baby. Apparently everyone else
I wake up from a nap and see this pinned up on my bedroom door… I have great parents. #Merry #Christmas.
tigerman9001: levis-bum: melissamceagle: do you think anime parents have a baby and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think “oh no she’s a main character.” this post changed my fucking llife The real question the parents
My mood just maaaajorly switched. Im so fucking annoyed at everything now. I’m gonna punch someone in the face. Guess who is gonna isolate herself tonight and hopefully just workout all night? This girl.
marquesadesantos: princessokami: cliffocondahemmings: aeon-fux: halaalpussy: justinbaeber7: nelliotstabler: yanceygirls: gang0fwolves: “ it’s just a joke, relax! ” “ you’re all overreacting! ” this is someone’s fucking
Was supposed to go out east to visit my best friend tonight but that fell through which was fine because my parents have been talking for a week about going go taco Tuesday and seeing a movie. We are currently sitting here watching Cheers and eating
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
sexualremarks: WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
burnerjpg: iamryanhenly: Parents should not be reading your journals Parents should not be searching through your trash Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off Parents
fuckyeahtattoos: Many people ask me for the significance or meaning behind my tattoo, but to tell the truth my answer every time is just: ‘I fucking love trees’. Bought for me by my lovely parents for my 18th birthday at ‘Steel Lotus’ in Darlinghurst,
all I want is to take some pictures but my dad won’t buy any film even though he’s going out and I have money… because I “don’t do anything all day” um excuse me but I just cleaned your whole freaking den which was
I. CANNOT. VENT. AND. IM. GOING. TO. EXPLODE. my fucking parents took me away from all the people i could vent to because apperantly someone can change their entire personality and mindset and overcome an addiction in like six months and no one on here
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woooooooooooow my dad just tried to gyp 40 fucking bucks out of me when I paid him back for the work done on my car and when I told him that he told me a different amount he started laughing because I knew he was lying and jesus fucking christ what if
firelordzuko: 0fficermako: stop asking where my scarf is. i don’t know where my scarf is. leave me alone my parents are dead my girlfriends don’t want me i can’t find my fucking scarf this sucks #at least i’m pretty
