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Vewwy vewwwy quietwy (m/f)“So it’s been almost two weeks since I last saw my FWB, as he’s been busy with work and university. I was planning on asking him if he wanted to go for a drive, since we both still live at home with our parents. But instead
becomingtiger: naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: My daughter’s best friend Carly came from a broken home, and as far as I could tell her parents were never around for her growing up. She was always welcome over at our house though, and I eventually came
bustysister: The reason our parents starting sending me and my big sister on our own vacations was probably because they both had the money and wanted some alone time. But soon she and I started pretending we were a couple and now we just fuck each other
inlovewithsis: From the Incest Quest tumblr blog at incestquest.tumblr.com: “Kylie was so glad her brother was extorting her for sex because he knew she had snorted cocaine and would only keep it from their parents for regular fuck sessions. She felt
jilliciouserotica: Our parents would kill my brother if they knew that I sneak into his room for late night fun.
Jillian loves to play when her parents are away. (via julesjordanvideo.com)
Pink and Carey Hart. I fucking LOVE Pink. She’s beyond amazing; she has to be one of my favorite singers. Her parents had a terrible divorce, she dealt pot at 13 and was into hardcore drugs, she’s lived life, and she’s strong, and so
amaranth-rencor: gayseal: How to come out to your parents. oh my fuck I can’t— I don’t think that counts as coming out, unless you mean coming out as a firebender
Not omo sorryBut it’s easy to see why I’m such a messed up person by just watching my dad take care of my niece and nephew…. he’s a shitty parent lol and today has been eye opening and triggering as hell lol rip
parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be
bestpresidentna: bill-11b: Oh. My. Fuck. This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big
levis-bum: melissamceagle: do you think anime parents have a baby and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think “oh no she’s a main character.” this post changed my fucking llife
tastefullyoffensive: Scumbag Santa This is why if I have gremlins of my own, I won’t lie to him/her/it about “Santa.” Fuck that imaginary fat piece of shit. I’ll take the credit you minime version of me.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
avengescar: raze-hell: My parents rescued a baby raccoon who lost her mama to a neighbor’s dogs. Her name is Sassafras, Sassy for short. OH MY FUCKING GOD SHES SO CUTE
katandadrieninatree: hobbitdragon: inkse: After much thought i have decided to replace both of my parents with wolves, wish me luck learning to kill deer with my teeth can this happen to me can i do this too
I actually take a lot of pride in being called genuine. I’ve had multiple people call me it before, but every time it still gives me a swell of pride. Because one of my parent’s favorite retorts toward me since I was about 11/12 was that
chriscappuccino replied to your post: demigirljoseph: I did it…….. I preord… I’m so glad!!!!!!!!! onoda got rereleased so I have mother and daughter coming my way in june and july… god fucking bless…
yowapedad: “WE ARE LOTTE”
so I got a wand and I can’t wait to fucking use it
melissamceagle: sassybatterie: levis-bum: melissamceagle: do you think anime parents have a baby and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think “oh no she’s a main character.” this post changed my fucking llife oh
can my hair just be pink already without having to go through the hassle of putting the dye in and my parents yelling at me.
northerntealheart: backatitagainwithwhitevans: today, my dad pulled into the parking lot where i work to pick me up, and my sister who had been at the corner of the store after i told her friends’ parents to drop her off. her friend was with her.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
dancybutt: dancybutt: dancybutt: dancybutt: my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework #cater the funeral with chicken
callmeoutis: iamtwip: grreenleaf: wastelandbabe: grreenleaf: look a t my fucking hair its ? mess wait wtf that’s my face wtf you have my face the parent trap: modern au
tinadayton: I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more.
stephiejo90: “Breed me big brother….parents are gone and your little sister needs a hard cock up my twat….I bet you have a big load of baby batter to pump up my fuck hole….”
cosmic-noir: lisadelreyy:pookie-bear17:childhood. yup. yup yup.I had that pastel crayon box and i remember my parents bought me the robo dog for christmas and i was the happiest little girl in the world. OH MY FUCKING GOD HOMEWARD BOUND!!!!
brutal-whore-degrader: Eat my fucking ass and make your parents proud you worthless fucking skank
kyleblowofski: skullyskull: kingsleyyy: Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere And now when I go out they complain im
yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being around this homophobic and racist people :) i want to put dirt into my bleeding flesh and rot to death :)
punkscully: i don’t want to ask my parents for too many books abt lgbt characters for christmas bc i’m like They’ll Know so i’m going to go to my aunt who conveniently is a lesbian and also owns a bookstore
Guys I’m supposed to be moving into my new apartment in 36 hours. What the hell.
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
We’re almost a fourth of the way through the school year, I have a 3.75 GPA and parents up my ass. I don’t fucking care anymore, so you can go eat a dick and leave me alone. Let me break down my understanding of high school for you. The
People complaining about their phone breaking, losing it, malfunctioning, their parents taking it away, etc…Bitches, my ass is too poor to have a phone. Never had a phone my entire life and probably won’t for a while. Quit your whining.
Pops called and invited me to my aunt’s house and I said yes. Then he added “do me a favor and don’t wear clothes like you wore last night” loool that’s a one way ticket to get me to despise your fucking guts more than I
so-elegantly-disheveled: My birthday is November 9 DONT REMIND ME My birthday is the same. Lol my parent’s anniversary is in February too so something had to happened then or around Valentines Day.
YAAAAAAY MY TABLET JUST ARRIVED TODAY!!!! but the mail delivered it to my parents’ house so I’ll have to go back to my hometown to pick it.
