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kurotsuchi-sterling: scumbag-solas: jhameia: tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum This just changed my life. The lasagne one has opened my eyes
simonalkenmayer: fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later
swolizard:My longest relationship is with my lil girl scout cookie dealer for the last 3 years. They’ll be back by the MU from 4-6 tomorrow so go buy some cause this is your last chance
maxterbate: maxterbates-mom: maxterbate: im such a rebel i brushed my teeth THEN i ate my chocolate chip cookies fuck u mom What the fuck did you just say, go brush those god damn teeth again but ma
laurbaurbaby: My front camera sucks but I promised a lot of pics tonight! I’m currently baking cookies! 😊😊 I actually like how my hip looks!! 😊
surprisebitch: naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i
cookiegoesrawrrr: princessgemerella: cookiegoesrawrrr: Aloha little ones👶💝🍼 Tahahee! Tachee! Tachee! Stitch is my favwat! Gorgeous as always, Cookie :) He’s my favorite too🙊💕
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom
the-apex-predator: crazeace: tobefairitismyonlyweakness: askfuturedave: thiefofspades: frackyvengero: I SAW WHERE COOKIES WEREN’T AND SAID NO THIS WILL NOT DO THIS WILL NOT DO I MADE MY OWN FOOD WITH SCIENCE. Every time I see this on my
scarethebears: lapfulofmisha: daftwithoneshoe: captains-meow: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives but wow, what a great
daftwithoneshoe: captains-meow: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives but wow, what a great use of space these rooms have
peachyyogi: “Catherine, did you eat all that pizza? Good for you! Girl power!” - my grandma It makes me so happy that it’s okay for me to eat and I have people who support veganism and I’m so happy oh my goodness I’m gonna cry and eat cookies
weedporndaily: This is some lime cookies I pressed out from my good mate @cubangrower Thank you for keeping me stocked up on all my melts and sifts! #wetradehashcoins by @johannesnw
mlopez381: switcher-cookie: Als erstes meine Füsschen! Mein Herr hat mir 2 Paar Schuhe gekauft, ein flaches für den Alltag und ein hohes für die besonderen Stunden… was denkt ihr, wollt ihr mal schnuppern? ♡ First of all my sweaty feet! My Master
omg-black-veil-brides: ablueboxonacloud: lapfulofmisha: daftwithoneshoe: captains-meow: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives
dom-wolfy:primal-littleprincess:daddys-chubby-cookie: ichwilljeden: jerseydaddy: primal-wolf: Super cute message in my Inbox this morning. Just wanted to share it with you all. 😊🌹 This is a perfectly cute moment. Awwww This is one of my
but-like-how: coexpress: perks of being my girlfriend 1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie 2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch
sedirktive: if you were here right now i’d like to listen to rain with you in my arms make you some cookies spread out in a sunny field with you let you lay your head in my lap watch a movie or two with you and make dumb commentary the whole time play
little-girl-m: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: vi9: slaughterhouse-ninetwofive: albinwonderland: ediebrit: oh my fucking god huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god shots. fucking. fired. No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
doom-cookies-and-louis: genderlesssmol: piranhapunk: piranhapunk: i foun d my old wallet in the drawer next to my bed and it had 踰 in it im having a heart attack reblog the aquabats! wallet of good fortune & you’ll b blessed w/ good fortune
kirihina: okay-ibelieveyou: beeeds: So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat. Bet her car smells fucking delicious For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.
frenchfriesforpresident:dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever madeif im ever making a commercial you’re
ohmandy56: Come share a Christmas cookie with me. ☺️ Find more shots on my FREE blog and the full set on my website. Hope y'all have a nice Christmas Eve! 🎅🏻 www.mandysfeets.com 👣
skunk-rock: it makes me really mad how my family acts so shocked when i say i don’t want to have kids or get married but when my brother says it nobody acts surprised. sorry i don’t fit into your Women Make Babies and Food and That’s It cookie
towongfoo: yoooosir: babygonzo: babygonzo: this is about cookies very important watch this so you can read all my posts in my voice do a worst behaviour cover please wow Karine’s voice
dailyvampireacademy: It’s not twisted. I’m your dhampir, you’re my Moroi, done. Some days we’re cookie teenagers and other days I’m risking my neck to protect you from an ancient race of predatory vampires. Or whoever else, and that’s life.
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painting my nails OPI’s Red My Fortune Cookie. I just painted them OPI’s Coney Island Cotton Candy yesterday, but since its light it got messed up bad when i slept ): now i can’t start hw till like midnight. cool.
instagramchild: I want my own cookie monster one day Me when I get my cake
youre-the-tardis-to-my-impala: graveyardrabbit: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: alwayslookagain: Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza stop right now c’mere baby
ducktatorship: kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels justice has been served
do-the-russian-twist: My body is a temple and sometimes my temple wants cookies.
cutekittensarefun: All of my friends seem to be getting kittens, so here’s my 15-year old kitten Cookie.
peachisty:sometimes i wish i have enough time for everything. for real little things like walking on beaches before going to school, savoring my pancakes for breakfast, painting my walls on weekends, finishing a book for the entire day, baking cookies.
neverthoughtiwould1: It’s my day off, so I’ve cranked the tunes, I’m drinking my coffee, and baking some cookies. 🎶 ☕️ 🍪
luchigo: whaoanon: sarahfu: peacockstars: biologistkid: peacockstars: SCREAMING SCREAMING SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS SWEET JESUS MY LIFE IS OVER I JUST …. RIA DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS ICE CREAM IN COOKIE BOWLS YEEEEEEEEEAH Let’s bump my shame
xoxo-beth: I made these panties! If you want a pair, you can find them on my Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/somebunnys The boyfriend gave me a spanking for being a sassy pants. Despite what it says on my panties, I was NOT a tough cookie and
naotakunn: i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting
pipiotzin: saturdaynitewrist: frenchfriesforpresident: dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever madeif
I’m literally a child, I always get up or leave a store or restaurant or something and just leave my stuff (like forgetting my drink or cookie or book) then get really confused and sad when I realize it’s gone and darfin has to remind me that
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
scarybabe: how far along is this food baby..? 😉 stuffed totally round, my belly feels so lush and full mm. I had scrambled eggs, hash browns, coffee, 6 or 7 cookies, and a milkshake 😍😋 I can’t keep my hands off it..
athyriumotophorum: concept: me, eating freshly baked cookies right out of the oven. a dog props his head up on my lap. the potted plants are happy. my love snuggles up with me and the dog. the air is crisp. bernie sanders is president.
