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satans-little-cookie: My skin is all red cause of my dog but fuck it
im-sad-lets-have-sex: wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom
sapphire-and-greyzeek: ponybalderdashery: Some really bad scribbles for Greyzeek Hang in there bud This took me way longer than it should have. Mostly because I was lying on my bed, the Tablet on my lap, eating cookies instead of drawing.@.@How will
adurot: sierracuse: Literally I keep a cookie tray filled with bark chips in mine… Correction, hispanic, or just plain from the south. :| I’m white as fuck but my family did this most of my life, due to lack of storage space. And it was a
owliminati: “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.” Quick sketches of Lucretia from The Adventure Zone! She is my favorite character from the podcast (probably one of my most favorite fictional characters in general), so I really wanted to draw
kurotsuchi-sterling: scumbag-solas: jhameia: tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum This just changed my life. The lasagne one has opened my eyes
nudityandnerdery: fizzygingr: Every time little Ben Solo puts his hands somewhere he shouldn’t, Luke trolls him with a “that’s how I lost my hand” story. “Ben, get your hand out of that cookie jar, that’s the one that ate my hand.” “Ben,
lilihasalife: lapfulofmisha: daftwithoneshoe: captains-meow: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives but wow, what a great
shinydemon: So I just ate Chinese food and this was my fortune and now not only am I having Stay feels, I’m also seriously questioning my reality. Whenever I get a fortune cookie I always really hope I would get this fortune
mitababybaby: catholmes: massachusetts-east-coast-prep: Girl-scout cookies are better than boyfriends My niece is a girl scout. She is now essentially my drug dealer I need these so bad right know.
kirihina: okay-ibelieveyou: beeeds: So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat. Bet her car smells fucking delicious For all my fellow american friends, 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit.
wolfwithafoxtail: I think the day I realised I was getting better with my depression was the day I was making cookies and humming some words to a Disney song and the conversation in the living room stopped and then I heard my mom sniff and very shakily
awakenedsoulinhope: zyoteofalbion: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. A king has to know these kinds of things. one of my favourites.
xutjja: Publicly Fat at the Beach, Part 2 This is the second part of a two part piece about being publicly fat at the beach. In this clip I’ll continue to show off my super-super obese body in a bikini. Watch as I stuff my face with fattening cookies
yukipri: Boyfriend hoodie!with Ashoreiji / Shortbread Cookie~~PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, TRANSLATE, OR OTHERWISE USE MY ART. To share, please reblog!More Banana Fish + other art on Masterposts on my blog!
love-goddess-samus-san: Oh my! I love this girl! Please can semone give me her name? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i will give you cookies with my juices too ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Good god, someone tell me her name!
laudanumandabsinthe: When we were kids my brothers and I would always tell my mother “ Make sure you put BB’s on the cookies”
lopoddityart: nother spike/thorax doodle, humans this time selfie~thorax’s thoughts: oh no my crush is touching me ah geez what do i do don’t panic he smells like burnt sugar cookies and aftershave i love it i love him help metweaked my hooman
awwww-cute: I left my blanket at my 90 year old grandma’s house and asked her to send it back. She wrapped cookies and brownies inside 😭 (Source: https://ift.tt/2qM2AxM) Grandma’s can be amazing.
la-vita-di-classe: dayz-ed: youthlush: purifyed: OHHH MYYY GODDDD LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS THE WEIRDEST NOISE CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH HOLYYYYYY LORD U can’t just scroll past this… why aren’t you in my life, cookie :(((((((
Almost time for our Christmas dinner!! Dad’s finally home from work. then my uncles, auntsand brother’s girlfriend are suppose to come over. Im still sick -___- i dont even want to eat cuz i lost my appetite from all the cookies haha. Then
sueellenlacocobelle: sueellenlacocobelle Oh yes. Today I will keep calm :p My body is definitely my temple. A temple with some cookies.
letsboldlygomotherfuckers: touching-butts-with-cookies: supernatural-fandom-central: you won the internet with this one my friend Well there goes my plan for tonight it would be so worth it though
clurex: thundercrumbs: clurex: My greatest acheivment of this week is baking this huge cock cookie cockie Oh my god
atryl: Cookie Thief by atryl Sweet “Sassy” MolassesBirthday gift for my good friend, Scene.————————————-If you like my art, consider supporting me on patreon, every bit is highly appreciated, thank you! <3
gaypenber: endlessbitching: MISA AMANE IS IN MY BUSINESS MATH TEXTBOOK I FUCKING CHOKED ON MY WATER LAUGHING AT THIS what the fuck that is a bigass cookie misa’s not being loyal to her diet at all
zhngxngs:the 1% of you who actually read my tags probably have a pretty fucked up view of me please accept my apologizes and a home-made cookie
erynnholt: booklvr66: kurotsuchi-sterling: scumbag-solas: jhameia: tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum This just changed my life. The lasagne one has opened my eyes Always reblog :-D Okay. I legit squealed.
frenchfriesforpresident: dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever madeif im ever making a commercial you’re
driftin240: pressurekids: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip + Graham Cracker Cookie S’mores. for a very very VERY quick second my mind instantly thought “HOLY SHIT DONT EAT THAT, THERE’S A STICK IN IT” thennnn I came to my senses and realized that’s
lapfulofmisha: daftwithoneshoe: captains-meow: cosmic-darkness: This is the kinda beautiful shit i desperately need in my room. Someone come paint my walls like this. I’ll pay you in cookies and high fives but wow, what a great use of space these
brideofgodzilla: queerhound: Finish this sentence: eat my grandma’s wonderful homemade lemon cookies. they’re just tart enough to give a kick, but the sweetness and natural lemon flavor is sure to have you wanting more. i love my grandma.
dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever made
femmexicana: My life hasn’t changed at all. A few more people come up to me on the street every once in a while and say “Hey, I love your record,” and occasionally someone will send a cookie to my table, which is always welcome.
emptyvalleyofmyheart: c-loud-n-ine: so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.
bruiseds: becarefuliloveyoustayintouch: laughing-llama: will I ever grow out of tumblr or will I still be here blogging in my thirties oh my god i never thought about that “grandma will you make me some cookies?” “nigga shut up, grandma’s
phantomdoodler: I took home a whole plate of leftover pastries from the funeral and I ate like, one cookie and one cupcake my father ate the rest he took them he took my pastries Kill him and get more pastries from his funeral.
mahlersmahler: My cat Cookie has met my horn Stephan.
spiderrl–cookie: smoothsealove: Don’t resist my strap-on, I’m and my friend just helping you prepare your asshole for a real cock.. Awesome👄
the-ackerman-queen: beardedbubbles: fandoms-became-my-life: sacred-cows: How to make cookies the lazy way: No measuring is required because no-one has time for that shit and they come out fine every time! That person is now my favorite person
coexpress: perks of being my girlfriend 1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie 2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff4)
spiderrl–cookie: bjpantysniffer: funnyjmvg: sexycaitlingirl: Someone likes stealing my pictures!!!! Wooow Every day My weakness panties ❤❤
Just watched Paranorman and i highly recommend. Also enjoyed breakfast cookies. I need to clean my room and do my homework, but all i want to do is cook, eat, and watch more kids movies. Preferably another one involving drop-kicking a zombie’s head
today was worth telling.i woke up, ate breakfast cookies, worked on my observation report, went to the writing lab, went to the gym, came home, ate some food,took a shower, hung out at my house until 3 pm, at which point i went to the campus garden. i
Man time is moving weird. More cookies was probably not what my body needed. Still in pjs, half blind, done nothing today. Well played with cuddles a bit. I’m glad his name has taken root in my head. But yeah, depression is kinda low key behind
kittymander: my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: May my faith always exceed my fears - the price is too great to go through life afraid. Lucky Numbers 7, 44, 25, 16, 8, 19 Back: Learn Chinese- Friend, Chinese text- Peng-you]
frenchfriesforpresident:dyselxia:im selling my dads cookies for my schools charity drive so this is the advertisement i made for them for facebook and im convinced this is the single greatest video i have ever madeif im ever making a commercial you’re
mcpeace323: “Mom, can I go outside and play with my friends" "Mom, can I have some cookies for dessert?" "Mom, can I stay up tonight to watch some cartoons" "Mom, can I go to the movies with my friends"
rush-it: My PatreonSooo decided to finally launch my patreon for real. Took me a lot of time to get this going (officially).Feel free to come and join : ) we hace cookies and raffles! the addition of more things is open for discussion ;3 For a long
cm8x-insanity: alexflorezart: mind-tardis: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: fairyinhandcuffs: girlbehindthepages: The Magic School Bus: The Movie Trailer You’re a liar if you say that you wouldn’t go see this. asdfghjj!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
athyriumotophorum: concept: me, eating freshly baked cookies right out of the oven. a dog props his head up on my lap. the potted plants are happy. my love snuggles up with me and the dog. the air is crisp. bernie sanders is president.
fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later the dad walks up to
sashaforthewin:teadrunktailor:Finally got to use my trout cookie cutter. Seasons greetings, my good dudes. 🙌I am so into these, you have no idea dude
![fortuneaday: [A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: May my faith always exceed my fears - the price is too great to go through life afraid. Lucky Numbers 7, 44, 25, 16, 8, 19 Back: Learn Chinese- Friend, Chinese text- Peng-you]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/054d33165ba3df8847814580c9b13b42/tumblr_p0epnqyObe1r1exbco1_250.png)
