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yennranmma: whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die
o-kau:what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions
parttimesissy: stonedaddictpiggy: I am a flesh machine that serves my cock. My brain is weaker than my cock. This is what I am. COCK. (droool)
incestuous-creampie: I looked down into the back yard and I saw my daughter like this. She was skinny dipping even though her mother was home. I watched as she teased me, and more blood went to my cock instead of my brain. Finally, I decided to throw
bornoasischild:I stumbled upon some of my old work. Promoting my fashion show a few years ago, I directed, styled & designed pretty much everything. I can’t wait to dive back into this part of my brain again. Soon. Very soon.
o-kau: what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions
yennranmma: whenever “strong female characters” insult men by calling them girls my eyes roll so far back in my head i can see my brain cells die Me me me
burgrs: I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
hyperbolictimechamber: Chi Chi: “You mean the promise you made… was a mistake?” Goku: “Sometimes my brain doesn’t know what my mouth is saying. Good thing my heart does, will you marry me?”
your-teresa21: molompus:Best main blakang even this blonde western bitch learned to like what her keeper likes. and I know she i not faking as I know what my pussy looks like when a strong man is switching off my brain and driving me to back to my most
sassanids: theicarustheory: You guys do not want to know where my brain goes at 3 in the morning. (loosely based on this hella cute thing I read last night by sassanids) oh my god oh my GOD I AM YELLING BLESS YOU SO MUCH
ink-sweetea: It tore the wiring of my brain; I did my best to keep it clear. So, dear, no matter how we part, I hold you sweetly in my head.
pruningthemindsgarden: wrigglesandgiggles: pinkbubblegumbimbo: bimbotrainingacademy: Pages from the Bimbo Training Academy lip look book. My lips are a trigger ummm my brain is in my ummm mouth now!! x mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwah @sleepy-lips
i’m obsessed with my boyfriend. he makes my heart smile with pride. my brain glistens at the thought of him.
I’m wet And happy In the mud and dirt and trees I’m dry And cozy In a blanket by my laptop My brain still repeats Lyrics I wish I wrote And when I write i Get verse Jumbled God-given Trains of thought that Don’t resemble Any songs my head hears
Ah fuck. My brain still doesn’t handle weight well. Today was good. I saw an interesting art exhibit on our complex relationship with food. And out of curiosity I checked my weight on my highly inaccurate scale and it usually is lower than the
incestuous-creampie: Daddy pounding my asshole always makes my brain turn off and revert to my slut state.
jstack: It was supposed to be just the tip, but my roommate slide his entire 8 incher in to his balls. It was my first time getting fucked and it felt so good I begged him to fuck my brains out. He did that and more; by the time he is done with me three
eighthnotequotes: “Lord Almighty, I feel my temperature rising Higher higher It’s burning through to my soul Girl, girl, girl You gonna set me on fire My brain is flaming I don’t know which way to go Your kisses lift me higher Like the sweet song
infpisme: “The greatest mania of all is passion: and I am a natural slave to passion: the balance between my brain and my soul and my body is as wild and delicate as the skin of a Ming vase.” — Hunter S. Thompson, The Curse of Lono
chiefsimba: ayejiahchillout: nigga: *tells me he gon fuck my brains out* me: “yeah okay boy bye I hear that all the time nigga: *fucks my soul smooove out my body* me: *logs in and creates text post* “when someone shows you who they are, believe
uglyassprettyboy: blkbutchprincess: uglyassprettyboy: stability: me: I’m going to be super productive today, I’m gonna clean up my room, finish all my work, go to the gym, and get to bed early. today is going to be a good day my brain: I UGLY
catiemonster: trojean:i’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get
tcp24120: asksirlantern: ohmariowv: joeywaggoner: kyleboy21da: An exclusive clip from the upcoming My Little Pony episode, “Pinkie Pride.” It’s everything I ever hoped it would be. Wait… that’s Weird Al Yankovich! My brain… and my
thescarletbutterfly: Me: Pls……i beg of you…..let me write……. My brain, banging pots and pans together while playing the Barney theme song at top volume: buddy, my dude, my guy, shut the fuck up
rannithebitch:anarcho-skamunist:I’m almost certain Midna did something to my brain as a child. I can’t put my finger on what exactly but there’s no way I got out of my Twilight Princess obsession unscathed. i mean this scene definitely
theshitpostcalligrapher: moobuttt: oh jesus my brain did a thing and i regret my entire existence it combined “not by the hair on my chinny chin chin” from the three little pigs and “forgive me father, for I have sinned” now it’s “forgive
lastxchances:generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone someone:
jayykesley:my brain, stomping it’s feet: i wanna use one inconsequential negative experience to spiral into an echo-chamber of self hatred!!! me, stirring my tea with my little plastic knife: no, we don’t do that anymore
sangre:blorbo from my shows this. scrimblo from my games that. what about ocs, aka glunkus from my brains
rapemelikeafaggot: femsdoitbetter: impregnate-him: Sometimes my dad likes to rub my sensitive little cunt before fucking my brains out (as if I even had any) and leaving a fresh, potent load in me. Always remember ladies, your bodies were meant for
i-am-a-fish: my laptop died and my phone died so im sending this post to you all with nothing but my brain powers
joshpeck: me: i’m going to start all of my homework right after class, finish up early, get plenty of sleep, and wake up refreshed for my classes in the morning! my brain:
h a ha ah oh god no it feels like my brain is dying inside my skull again and that my body is following suit
sunflowercircle: coffee makes for a wandering distracted allisun. i’m going to get not a single academic assignment completed today, my imagination is soaring. my dreadlocks looked rather pristine this morn. i feel like my brain cells are gypsy women,
houseofhanover: I tried to ask my dad if we were getting spring rolls but my brain was only half interested in engaging so the words that actually came out of my mouth were ‘spooky beans’
sissyemilystoner: cumragdoll: thump thump. pump pump. gawd mah poor hole. mmm! oh! my daddy! fuck my pussy deep and hard! OMG! fuck my brain away daddy! fuck me till I am daddy’s PORN doll
I just had a dream I was chased by a very big man with a very big bat who broke my leg. that was terrifying. and something about people made entirely out of water and when the woman screamed, my brain boiled out of my skull.
tightlacedchaos:I had instructions to touch /play /edge for 15 minutes when I woke up this morning. It was harder than I thought, because my brain turns on right away when I get up on my own with no alarm. It was harder than I thought to focus my thoughts
brightstrangethings: Trying out a couple of Teen Wolf necklaces in my Etsy shop… this show has eaten my brain. I have to admit that my jewelry-making stash is slowly being overrun by wolves, arrows, and slightly creepy trees. Damn it, show. Werewolf
