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avatarstateyipyip: friends: what do you want to do? my brain: die me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair
snorlaxatives: do you ever just randomly get in the mood to play the sims??? like i’m sitting here at work just minding my own business and my brain is just like “i wish we were playing the sims right now” and i’m like “damn brain… me too”
real-faker: Me: “Alright, time to get some work done…”My brain: Me: “No, dude, I’m serious…”MY BRAIN:
somaddicouldscream: My brain when daydreaming My brain when studying
imthedoctorbasicallyfun: My Brain: Eat Me: Okay, what should we make? My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
norcumi: lynati: my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”
no-this-is-ryan:no-this-is-ryan:How do movie people even know if a movie is good or not I finish watching a movie and my brain is just like “well that certainly was a movie” and that’s itThe only way my brain knows how to rank movies
rabm:rabm:me with my brain full of microplastics battling my grandpa with his brain full of lead uh oh hes using his asbestos spitting attack id better avoid that
thexfiles: me: has had 2 good days in a row my brain: It’s Time me: for what my brain: It’s Time
stanleykubricky: stanleykubricky: stanleykubricky: my brain is fired i mean fried yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit
mind-fucked-megan: Zapping all my brain cells with my vibrator! Break Your Brain!!!
daddy-hands:dumb-barbie-bimbo: mindmeltedmaiden: BE SIMPLE. YouTube | Discord | Patreon | Website I’m simple, my brain is filled with porn, pink, plastic and worshiping my master Brains are for Boys. Be your Best toy.
avpdbpdkaneki: me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING
pseudobrian: hayfuckyou: yumcircles: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
hypnomindstorm: carebearpanties: mistralonyx: irc-slut: mistralonyx: “What am I doing to you, pet?”F-fucking… my b-brains out…“That’s right. Say it again.”Fucking… f-fucking… m-my… brains out…“Good girl. You can really feel
indifen:My Brain: EatMe: Okay, what should we make?My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
izzy-almighty: haiku-robot: izzy-almighty:teenage boy: fucks up my brain: you know finn wolfhard would Never do this teenage boy: fucks up my brain: you know finn wolfhard would never do this ^Haiku^bot^0.5. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes
icewindandboringhorror: my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active: my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:
young-wild-infinite: hayfuckyou: yumcircles: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow
hayfuckyou: yumcircles: If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second. it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow forever reblog
julians-chest-hair: colorguardian18: a-walking-lovesong: attentiondeficitstarscream: attentiondeficitstarscream: me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please??? my brain: my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
blackbeardskneebrace:Serving Taika Waititi an eviction notice so he gets out of my brain. I have things to do!! My brain cannot simply be consumed by the gay pirates!!
annejamison: moonblossom: samtarly: my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as
searching-for-my-brain: http://searching-for-my-brain.tumblr.com/
I actually enjoy going to class and listening to lectures and taking notes but i dread taking exams and quizzes. I came here to have a good time not be judged about what i can fit in my brain :( most of the time when i try to recall my brain for
fab-rebel:My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life
spillywolf: Me: okay, we need to eat and take a shower My brain: acknowledged Me: …… so uh why aren’t we doing that My brain: I acknowledged it what more can I do
fab-rebel: My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly where it is and allowed us to have a perfect climate to sustain human life
