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retail-hell: “Let Me Speak to the Manager” Mom Names Debra Shannon Karen Michelle Kelly Lisa Catherine Jillian Susan Dianne Someone: Why don’t you like being called by your birth name?Me:
29thfloor: 1199163188If you took that many 1-second loop gifs and laid them end-to-end (in time, not space) it would stretch from the moment of my birth until that same time today 19 July 2015. This is the second in a series of at least two gifs in
weightedthinking: kashi-the-fennec-fox:To commemorate my birth here is a selfie of me being fabulous OMFG.I have that same coat omgggggggggggggggg. I really want your scarf though ;c!!! Ahhh looks so cute <333333333That room is hella messy though,
junjouchara: Birth of Levi official art (´⌣`ʃƪ)
weezly: stacysdad: it’s my birthing day Hands down the best video in the creation of man and I will fight whoever says otherwise
the-marriage-of-heaven-and-hell: “My birth sign is Scorpio and they eat themselves up and burn themselves out. I swing between happiness and misery. I am part prude and part nonconformist. I say what I think and I don’t pretend and I am prepared to
uremysweetapocalypse: “ Since my birth, I’ve slept more than 10.000 times But I’ve never had a dream of myself flying like a bird. ”self-portrait, please only reblog with caption intact.[cit: the bird people in china (1998)]
monnieisham: It’s my birth week ♌️.
maycontainninjas: elerinwen: Crystal skull carved out of a single piece of Amethyst. This is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen… sweet That’s amazing. :3 And, It’s my birth-stone. :D
motherhenna:outsetisland:they came out in a thunderstorm to celebrate a garbage can I didn’t know there was a picture of my birth on this website
nunyabeezwaxxxx: Happy August 1st!!!!! It’s my Birth Month, and I wanna be worshiped!! I wanna be covered in worship… Daddy says yes, now We just gotta figure out how to pull it off…
cknd: I can slowly feel myself getting older by how long I have to scroll down to find my birth year on website age gates.
emmacerise: Daddy’s tender care for me was broken when I told him I’d stopped taking my birth control and that I was ovulating today.
hotgirlsht: rb this and in the tags put the signs of your parents and then the signs they gave birth to (you, your siblings)
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murdercycles:New Jersey Traffic, 1981
i-the-narrator:So like my birth
taylorrose-xx: i don’t smoke, it’s my birth control. xx
“tired” isn’t even a temporary state for me anymore it’s just an inherent part of my personality at this point
last night i took my birth control with rosé
mockingjay-: I don’t care what my birth certificate says tonight I’m british
kynimdraws: Jojo Zodiac Collaboration/죠죠 별자리 합작! I was part of a Korean JJBA twitter collab and I got to draw Avdol because he’s awesome and also shares my birth sign UwU Click thru to see the other entries! (click “원본” which
comeonfrank: “Everybody is an exploration of the human condition from birth to death and a metaphorical, metaphysical and magical investigation of the body.”http://snuffpuppets.com/
candycoats: itsvondell: racismschool: May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s do this people. those logos are so cute Whoa, my birth month is masturbation month….crazeh. …well then xD
ratkisser: protect ur trans friends and keep them safe by using the proper pronouns and keeping their birth name a secret (unless you’re talking to someone they aren’t out to, in which case do the opposite). this especially goes for the friends
callmekitto: smallstrawhat: trillgamesh: this is one of the sweetest videos ive ever seen this lizard’s name is peperonie this is the most amazing video on the internet you don’t understand. I have started singing the ”peperonie has a birthing-day”
charmedsevenfold: JoJo! Your death…shall be dedicated to my birth! Cosplayer: Tumblr/Facebook Photographer
nel314:TODAYIS THE DAY HAPPY BDAY, MY HERO!!
milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.
otpprompts:Imagine person A in the waiting room while B is giving birth. The doctor comes out and says “Congratulations, it’s a (boy/girl).” Then person B goes into the room and says, “Did you hear that, A? It’s a (boy/girl)!” Only to find
taylorrose-xx: i don’t smoke, it’s my birth control. xx Stunning go follow this beauty
rowanprince: people who say ‘oh you’ll change your mind about never getting pregnant’ are definitely some of my least favorite people
sinbadism: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I
transparentgems: Aquamarine
cherrymels: My birth gem
cyberwave: Frida Kahlo, My Birth
exceptionals: me: *walks into hospital* id like to return myselfnurse: u cant-me: i have the receipt *hands them my birth certificate*nurse: no problem come right this way
roboboners:jayda95: all-because-we-fell-in-love: floozys: vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s
vampireapologist: idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next
why printers gotta sound like they about to give birth when you start them up.
parlezvousladybug: queergeologist: I still haven’t gotten my birth control, I’m getting closr to running out I’m already hearing stories from the purists who have beef with the Biden/Harris ticket and I AM BEYOND OVER IT. you have learned NOTHING
robinhorny: littlebottomspoon: Daddy holds me in place to fuck His babies deep into my birth canal. QUERO VOCÊ ASSIM BEBÊ!!!🏳️🌈Follow robinhorny.tumblr.com right now and join more than 15.300 happy followers!🏳️🌈
thighetician: (1983)
nonbinarydeadpool: benepla: frenchquartz: https://instagram.com/p/BRy77wFFwfx/ CAN someone get me a bottle of whatever liquid amethyst secretes. i feel like if i drink it ill never die @benepla apparently its water with large deposits of amethyst!
![uremysweetapocalypse: “ Since my birth, I’ve slept more than 10.000 times But I’ve never had a dream of myself flying like a bird. ”self-portrait, please only reblog with caption intact.[cit: the bird people in china (1998)]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e6374e2701f4f28271fe35d37a5ba4fb/tumblr_nq700vmUCD1r0b4b9o2_250.jpg)
![milesholllingsworthh: fangirl challenge [1/50 movies]: Saved! “I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it’s a pretty good one. It’s not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/489d1d12f11e08381ba0e2243dbc7d86/tumblr_oumaarDtbO1qic8ixo9_250.gif)
