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abcoconut: slytherinpokegirl: How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King* How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of
rupsidaisy: pizzaforpresident: firemen: my follower count is my birth year did you know jesus personally? slam DUNKED
firemen: rupsidaisy: pizzaforpresident: firemen: my follower count is my birth year did you know jesus personally? slam DUNKED
english-american: Canada: whispers it’s my birth… America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!! Canada: …day
incestuous-creampie: As soon as mom and dad told me that they were actually brother and sister and that I was the product of incest, I knew that I wanted my daddy’s baby. I stopped taking my birth control, never let daddy use a condom and always made
I haven’t had a period in about six months and I forgot my birth control pill yesterday and today and now I hate my uterus.
I stopped my birth control and now I’m having my first period in six months. I have not missed this at all.
missysdirtypanties: cutlines: Jewel butt-plug never gets old. My level of arousal peaks when I see one. I love red stones that resemble a ruby b/c that’s my birth stone and the anus is close to the red chakra (root chakra). Yet this green excites
helenbeezy: marcomadislam: shannonlubbsyou: lawrenceisawesome: annalorraaine: samichann: Hello, My name is Samantha Jillian Dacudao Elamparo . I am 19 years old and my birth date was on the 28th of June in 1991 . You see me smiling right ? Well
I want a tattoo of my birth name on my right shoulder.
thatguyprince: ohyeselifresh: twerk-on-me-lol: wajtargaryen: thickassdominican: Me arriving to your wedding Me arriving at your funeral Me arriving at my high school reunion Me arriving to class late my birth
seekylerun: funwithraunch: realguys99: Follow me at realguys99.tumblr.com I had my step dad’s (at age 6) but never my birth father. @fzoner
battlefalcon: dukeonkled: So my grandmother passed recently, and I got her will My birth father was always a piece of shit, always stealing from his mother and ditching his kids whenever he could, I got to his part of the will and Grammy had the last
zaziebeatz: @rubyrose: Dear @NICKIMINAJ when are you going to have my babies. No seriously.. I want a date and time of exact birth.
Oh my god it just hit me that maybe one of the reasons I don’t identify with my birth name at all anymore is because I just dissociated so hard so young that I needed to invent a same to actually represent me that is in this meat cage
english-american: Canada: wispers it’s my birth… America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!! Canada: …day
iamlabuenota:My Birthday 🎂 falls on the first week of May , so I’m planning a road trip to San Diego this weekend to Celebrate 🍾🎉🍻. Guess my Birth Date.Don’t be shy to say Hi or even ask for a picture if you see me. 💋💋
positively-nudity: I’d like to personally thank my birth parents & my personal trainer for contributing to me having this bangin ass body
“Wow! You’re a lot shorter than your mother, Angel!”Angel giggled and replied, “She’s not my birth mother - she’s my stepmom!”“I hope you won’t hold that against me,” said Ryan. She then pointed
polpoitaliano: english-american: Canada: whispers it’s my birth… America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!! Canada: …day american-eh-dian
royalsiblings: I knew this was it; tonight was the night. Having thrown out my birth control pills, I was ovulating and extremely receptive, my brother was sex-starved and rough after a month without me, and when he blew his load he thrust so hard and
r-u-forreal: firemen: rupsidaisy: pizzaforpresident: firemen: my follower count is my birth year did you know jesus personally? slam DUNKED
dersekingdom: if you know my birth name: do not fucking call me by it do not fucking mention it do not fucking think about it just fucking dont dont do it my name is the name i say i go by fucking respect that im not asking for you to rip your arm off
saints59: My Brother thinks he’s got me were he wants me, fact is I’ve got him… I’m ovulating today… I stopped taking my birth control… and I want him to get me pregnant… so yea I’ve got him, and plan to KEEP HIM!
I want to start a MyGirlFund and I want to apply to be a GodsGirl. I’m going to school to become a midwife, hoping to work out of natural birthing clinics before venturing off into my own practice. I’m afraid that doing either of those things
It’s been a whirlwind year. I left my birth place in Pennsylvania in July of 2015 to come live and work in Yosemite National Park. I had never been to Yosemite and didn’t know what to expect. It was only my second time ever in California when I moved
I stopped taking my birth control to see if that stopped my chest pain. I haven’t taken it for four days and I do feel better.
how do i go back in time and tell my 12 year old self to enjoy her last year of being pre-menstrual because right now i want to slap that little girl for ever WANTING to get her period dumb bitch i swear
johncinc:Daddy loves to leave an early morning gift in my pussy. He doesn’t know I stopped my birth control and I’ll have a gift for him in 9 months!
clasick1: Finally put up my “Birth of Mexico” banner by My favorite artist of all time Jesus Helguera #banner #birthofmexico #jesushelguera #mexico #raza (at ghetto)
s1uts: courtroom-brown: 😩 My birth control pack always looks like that bc I either want to chew on one of the sugar pills for fun or convince one of my friends it’s just sugar and it tastes like a fun dip stick
dumbpun: parentheticalaside: Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy
lizard-kid: when u realize u gay and ur lookin back on all the gay shit u been pulling since birth and wonderin how you didn’t figure this out sooner
femdomommy: Also wanna mention that I did get my birth control situation resolved, and so far I have started to feel much more like myself again! So you’ll probably catch me on here more often…and keep looking forward to my perpetually half-finished
sexoking: grime-sea: i was feeling down about myself all day but ive been working out and my birth control is making my boobs realy big and i think i look pretty good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ perf
