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alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you:singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
queen-angelina: “I’m terrible at reading scripts. I love to read and I hate reading scripts. Brad reads a lot because he’s also producing. We’re always joking about the fact that I just hate it. I have no patience. I can’t watch movies either.”
We rented Mockingjay Pt.1 and I was making jokes and quoting the President’s speech from Independence Day (which is still the best Presidential speech in the movies) and naturally Nick had to rent Independence Day right afterwards lol.
du4ne: fuck seth rogen and fuck his shitty movie that’s gonna do nothing but make north korea look like a joke to dumbass impressionable americans who won’t realize that they’re laughing at a country where people are unnecessarily starving and
Incredibly Filthy Jokes You Won’t Believe Are Hidden In Children’s Movies
nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about why the George of the
fegeleh: in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
dajo42: if you think i’m joking when i say that i’m eventually going to marathon all six of the extended LotR and Hobbit movies then you underestimate my dedication and willingness to completely waste 24 hours
dailydot: ‘Lego Movie’ director had the perfect response to his Oscar snub Everything is not awesome. Everything is not cool. The list of Oscar nominations are out, and among all of the congratulatory tweets and Dick Poop jokes, we have
doomsday519: gotitforcheap: doomsday519: Home Alone 2? More like Provolone Poo. amirite? HOME ALONE 2 IS A GOOD MOVIE. NEXT JOKE
neilnevins: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU soggy lamp
thatsthat24: sarcasm-is-my-friend:Literally every post I’ve seen that mentions thatsthat24 he’s put some kind of response. Like the dude doesn’t joke around he is easier to summon then a ghost in a horror movie. whatchu say bout me
justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all about
dios-404: prokopetz: Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man? Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh
inkmybeard: evil-is-the-new-blackk: dajo42: if you think i’m joking when i say that i’m eventually going to marathon all six of the extended LotR and Hobbit movies then you underestimate my dedication and willingness to completely waste 24 hours
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
iancgallagher-archive-deactivat: ‘Hooked On A Feeling’ is used in the movie. That and a lot of other old songs are on Quill’s mixed tape in his Sony Walkman. It’s one of the few things he has from Earth. I don’t think of it as a joke,
sandandglass: My favourite joke from the whole movie.
femfreq:When you go to the movies and there is a sexist or racist joke.
lancets: People are more angry about an unfunny movie not being released than they are about the fact that two assholes were trying to profit by making frat boy level jokes about an entire country’s perceived misfortune and oppression.
frog-and-toad-are-friends:I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
sage-kun: Are They Making Fun of Me or Just Making a Joke and I’m Hypersensitive Because of Years of Bullying: The Movie
“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost
cuteless: pretty sure adults make childrens movies and purposely add sexual jokes for us to catch when we watch it as teenagers
starline: ms-demeanor: bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back,
refinery29: Watch: A documentary is explaining the many ways movies, TV shows and ads makes fat people feel cursed and invisible When you only see yourself depicted on the screen as a sidekick, a villain, a predator, or a joke, how does that affect the
incestualism: I asked mom to go to a movie with me.. She said she fucked on first dates.. I thought she was joking….
doctorsafraid: waywardsonapocalypse: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp I don’t know if I
fegeleh:in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
inoriaizawa: in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started
ifyourgirlonlyknew91: I’m so happy, I hope Aaliyah’s family will block the release of this “movie”. Everything about the production is a joke.
thimelord: imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie i thought it was a joke about the one guy being a fan then i see what he’s looking at and it’s like hell is about to break
godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU
queenbean03: letyoursoul: punjabchild: Just a friendly reminder that this movie Was released December 22 2004…which makes it… We have been waiting so long to make this joke. Bless you. turbomun
waywardsonapocalypse:godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
callmeoutis:the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they
fluffabutt: pardonmewhileipanic:drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE First dude: How does it feel to be the worst cop ever, huh?Second
autisticstevonnie: the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when
pardonmewhileipanic: drywalljackson: Cop Drama written by 7 year olds. i’m not even joking, this is my favorite vine ever I JUST FUCKING DIED OMG I WANT 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE
darkdamiaknight: “Korg, the rock monster played by Taika Waititi himself, is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and introduces himself with a rock, paper, scissors joke when he first meets Thor. But there’s more. At the end of the film,
msmaximoff: dios-404: prokopetz: Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man? Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh I love this?
skipinouterspace: doctordisaster: freshmoviequotes: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) The United States of America (1865-2018) My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie
mynameismeowmeow: dragonsir: cryptoriawebb: wancemcwain: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
ndiecity:gunsandfireandshit:ndiecity:What they don’t show you in cowboy movies is the hero vaporizing after riding off into the sunsetyou know you’re funny when you come up with a joke and find out Gary Larson beat you to it
floral-alchemist:never-forget-viva-la-pluto:miscreantbread:the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasionThis sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reasonAnd in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does
earthdad:anytime a movie or show makes a joke about selfie its just…. not…… funny….
