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mimicteixeira: i will make some jokes about the gems watching kids movies with steven sorry for don’t uploating lately, but next week things will be better
rcasedrawstuffs: Ash I just watched “Pokemon the movie: I choose you” on TV. I think i would give it a 7.8, not enough Misty, Brock or Veronica Taylor. hehok joking aside it’s an amusing retelling of the start of Ash’s journey, and I liked the
newspooky: Best joke in the entire movie, I swear to god.
bilbosexual: amarriageoftrueminds: mama-connor: or wrong movie…. #I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY #fUCK #I WAN’T LAUGHING #UNTIL THE DAD JOKE
queenoftheimps: FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
waywardsonapocalypse: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
totallynotabrony: aquickalias: original-icon: thesillyhipster: auxiliumdare: casualkarkatvantas: auxiliumdare: commanderkarkat: nintendofunclub: HOLY SHIT THIS JOKE JUST MADE SENSE TO ME. to be fair i haven’t seen this movie since i was like,
merriberry: baby-owl: you are right being a pirate is no joke it’s a serious business, those Pirates of the Caribbean movies are mocking the pirate life actually as an example here are some of the serious things we pirates do serious pirate eating
inoriaizawa: in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started
xfileslesbian: shadow-dragoon: deary0uth: xfileslesbian: petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU soggy lamp
ollyhooper: luwonderlands: becapella: gayest scene in modern film history how the fuck didn’t they kiss I haven’t seen this movie… Your joking right? They did snog after this…right?
simplydalektable: nevillegonnagiveuup: justanotherdayinlife: animalcrackersinmyblog: totallynotagentphilcoulson: I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life
newspooky: Best joke in the entire movie, I swear to god
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
yahtzee63: starline: ms-demeanor: bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got
omghotmemes: stopping the movie to read the joke :D
suii-ne: I joke now because I know the actual movie is going to make me bawl my eyes out 😭(I am awkward Victor btw)[on IG]
d3uces: lostslightly: j3sustits: gricore: m4cm1ll3r: twatermellon: what movie is this from? ^ I really hope you’re kidding. omg oh my fucking god ^ what a stupid fucking twat you’re joking right
pure-than-white: accordingtomii: pure-than-white: i am certain this is kishimoto’s style and way of joking around the stupid rumours antis make This is like some Disney movie hahaha ahahahah yep lol
darbri-love: Chris Pratt joking about being cast in a Jurassic Park movie (2010) | Chris Pratt as Owen Grady in Jurassic World (2015) Oh God
piscine-unrelated: So I was thinking. Current fanon is that Adrien spends his free time in his room marathoning movies and TV shows, which gives him a lot of ammunition for his puns and jokes. While that’s probably true up to a point,he’s got that
The awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, & finally understand all the "dirty" jokes.
infamususedtoloveher: death-vultures: The Crow (1994) !!! My favorite movie One of favorite jokes
dashbeardconfessional: Gladiator (Vine by Senan Byrne)
batmananimated: * Batman V. Superman trailer* Suicide Squad trailer * 3 new animated movies announced- Batman: The Killing Joke, Batman: Bad Blood (Batwoman will be in it), and Justice League Versus The Titans* Justice League Unlimited on BLU RAY, coming
therealklt: Insomniacs, here’s a foolproof way to fall asleep: Close your eyes, and think about watching another Spider-Man origin movie. The exact same story. The exact same romance. The exact same awkward puberty jokes. Can you imagine? Are you asleep
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
batter-sempai: thethirdcircle: bordermatecrinkles: robb-the-reaver: hardstoplucas1: When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from This is genuinely frightening You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it
“Alright, that was a cheap joke. Okay, I admit it. And I’m gonna do it again, like four times in the movie, and I’m just gonna apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh.”
ditzydolls: Brianna was actually kind of embarrassed that the image had caught her attention so much. She’d been scrolling through tumblr, idly checking out the usual stuff - jokes, personal stories, posts about books and movies, pictures of all sorts
adriofthedead: The entire fucking movie was just a lead up to this joke
obaewankenope: starline: ms-demeanor: bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post
skipinouterspace: doctordisaster: freshmoviequotes: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) The United States of America (1865-2018) My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie
destroyedyoungsouls: waywardsonapocalypse: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp Too soon
newspooky: Best joke in the entire movie
callmeoutis: the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they
askcyclonus: [ooc: whether or not you get the reference joke, you’ll still probably think I’m crazy. I saw this movie with Knockout, who couldn’t not poke fun at me when this scene occured XD]
“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter eggs: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost
twistedbeacon: wkdart: potatovodka: forloveofcock: hotgayman: The first time I tried anal Right?!?! wow…. this is kinda hot CHRIS JUST MADE THIS JOKE LAST NIGHT WHEN THE MOVIE WAS ON REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE CROCODILES
bevsi:the6thsiren:50 Shades of Attempting to Pass Abuse Off as Romance seriously don’t see this movie even as a joke
irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking
aryll: just a quick joke doodle of the gang watching a scary movie based off this cute drawing since i saw it and wanted to do my own
terminallycheesy: forfuturereferenceonly: ohio-is4-lovers: a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas” Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s
cherry7upgirl: i hate in movies when there’s a guy at a bar and a woman next to him makes a raunchy joke or orders a beer and the camera flashes to his pleasantly surprised face because he has found a woman who is Cool and Can Hang and he never knew
bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all
femme-with-cherries: miraculousfangirl: artf0rlife: This made me laugh for a couple of minutes it is so hilarious and cute! 😂😂😂😂 It’s funny cuz I’m the movie the joke is that wolves can’t help but awoo when they hear the awoo
showgirlsteve: you are allowed one “fuck” in a pg-13 movie and I think civil war should use that fuck by having someone reference the language joke from AoU and steve telling them to knock it the fuck off
sodomymcscurvylegs: shinymegacrobat: sodomymcscurvylegs: Buck jokingly called me Masc4Masc because I lowkey really love cars and I’ve never felt so ATTACKED! Cars the movie? Like, actual vehicles. Yoooooo same though
du4ne: fuck seth rogen and fuck his shitty movie that’s gonna do nothing but make north korea look like a joke to dumbass impressionable americans who won’t realize that they’re laughing at a country where people are unnecessarily starving and
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![askcyclonus: [ooc: whether or not you get the reference joke, you’ll still probably think I’m crazy. I saw this movie with Knockout, who couldn’t not poke fun at me when this scene occured XD]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/80f6d778fa4fd8a290d940d941445e1c/tumblr_mgyiexQLAl1ret2fzo1_250.jpg)
