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getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. last night when you said you would sleep on my taxes I thought that meant you would then start them in the morning.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
tuucker:irisowl:So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he
teamfubar: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE
daddyskinkyelf: so i was laying in bed this morning and was thinking that i wish when i started out in CGL that there was a masterpost and then i thought why not make one yourself lazy so that’s what i did! think of it as CGL 101 because it doesn’t
hirxeth: “It’s been years since I thought the morning kind.” — Karen Solie, from “Untitled,” Modern and Normal (via lifeinpoetry)
somepiecesofmyheartandsoul: “I wish my heart would leave you the way my body did when we said goodbye and went our separate ways, on that one winter morning.” — Lukas W. // Coffee thoughts #184 (via somepiecesofmyheartandsoul)
daddysslittleeprincesss: The thought of daddy getting me to play whist he sits and watches is getting me so horny this morning💦💖
chrisjonesgeek: MORNING. After an amazing holiday post engagement, it’s back to normality! So I thought I’d post a normal erryday picture. Of course I stand around like this, Mon-Fri at my desk… 🙄 (Photo by @snootyfoximages) (at London, United
fatprincessbitch: Good morning. I was extra horny last night, but by the time I thought to ask permission to cum the Hubs was asleep. Now I’m wet and up early and he’s still asleep. So I sent him a text asking if I could have permission to cum,
just-shower-thoughts: The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you’re still in bed, sleepy as fuck, and were just imagining doing that.
hermionejamesweasley: stylesxhealy: stylesxhealy: THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE
stayswet: Good morning Tumblr world! It was a rainy weekend here in WTX! Thought I’d follow suit 😉💋💦
tatianamacintosh: starslicer: tatianamacintosh: It’s one in the morning & ya girl is chillin with a fur vest on 🔥 Them braces cute.Thought you was rockin a diamond grill at first. 😁 I wish but .. Thanks 😘
just-shower-thoughts:Humans spend 1/3 of their lives in bed, but it sure doesn’t feel like it every morning.
just-shower-thoughts: The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning
just-shower-thoughts: Every morning with depression you wake up twice. Once when you open your eyes and again when you realize nothing has changed.
justinegoestomedschool: Did well on my exam this morning!! Now to go hard on anatomy. Also, while searching for what the vestibule of the vagina was (I’ve gotten like five different answers to this), I found this gorgeous artwork and thought I’d
ryannxp: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
zachafalse: lifesanemotionalrollercoaster: c4cti: sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme’ or ‘root beer fairytales’ but this morning i woke up and sat there
studying-tea-and-candles: ugly-noise: stylesxhealy: stylesxhealy: THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING
ted:Comedian and journalist Stella Young is tired of people telling her she’s an “inspiration” just for getting up in the morning. In a hilarious, hard-hitting, and thought-provoking talk at TEDxSydney, she explains why. Watch the full talk
amroyounes: They are not exactly the restore your faith in humanity kind of pictures per a couple of requests, but they did put a smile on my face as I thought of them when I was running a tough part of the trail this morning. I looked up, and a lone
curiousmsmeg: Sunday morning breakfast thoughts
magpie-69: masternerd: molly-moscato: sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re waiting for him to get the lube: Stop 😂 And I thought my morning was already made…. just keeps getting better!!! 😂😂😂 😂😂😂
asleepylioness: Hello ASL!Thought I’d send a shot from the bed. Everyone hates getting out of bed in the mornings, especially when there’s lots of things to do for the day. It’s nice to ease into it, rather then jumping both feet first straight
sixpenceee: I turned my phone back on this morning to find a series of fucked up texts from my room mate by reddit user TheRealMugen My phone was off most of last night because I broke my charger. I thought it was weird that Adam hadn’t come out of
taken-for-me: I thought I’d fill your Tuesday morning with a variety of mine baby (•)(•)
indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
notahoe: notahoe: wtf is morning wood Thank you that’s exactly what I thought
dragondicks: I went to smell my bra this morning to see if it was gross and for some reason the instructions got fucked up on the way from my brain and I ended up putting it to my ear and just listening to it for a second. Idk how my brain thought that
lilithn: bugeyedfreaks: bugeyedfreaks: synkling: the powerpuff girls’ reboot is lookin’ great Holy shit, you’re not kidding. I thought it was just an edit but this is actually real! EDIT: IT GETS WORSE. HER LEG. Reblogging for the Sunday morning
