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“step on a lego” is such a pedestrian curse, I think it should be “step on a goat’s head thorn” because that’s way worse and you can never see them coming
Imagine your OTP having a threesome with you Gary screwing you in the butt and while you blow/deep throat Ash and finger his butt, then Ash grabs your hair and pushes in and cums down your throat and it flows down as you happily gulp it down. Then Gary
While I haven’t gotten out of bed yet, today seems to be a good day because I didn’t wake up with shitty thoughts about myself. Its almost always in the morning so I guess I dodged that today!
Good morning, I hate myself again, and I’m having all those crazy uncomfortable thoughts again Like wanting to give blowjobs to and get fucked in the ass by certain characters but its also wanting to be choked until I pass out as well. Overall I
I’ve been back and forth about saying this because honestly its not something I’ll actually do, but its been enough of a bother that I have to get the thought out. Every few days in the morning when I first wake up, I want to hang myself.
Good morning ever tho g looks like burning and my first semicoherent thought of the day is about how much semen a field of 383737338 spurting dicks would produce
pinkmanjesse: it’s pretty difficult to get your life together when the only time the thought occurs to you is after 1 in the morning
hotmomspie: nikikittenniki: Good morning Tumblr!….just thought I’d have my cuck take a sexy picture of my super round muscular hotwife ass for you all to jack off too ( yes that includes you my sweet cuck) I’m not sure anyone deserves Niki pussy
daddysbottom: {This is a continuation of this story}I was in the bathroom once more when he got home. He volunteered to drive Mike this morning back to the hotel that he was staying. Mike was the guy we brought home with us last night. I thought I was
provocativethoughts: Provocative Thoughts - 3 June 2014. Early morning photos in my garden.
horny-mummy: I remember waking up one morning with a sore and very wet pussy. I thought I must have played with myself in my sleep, but a few days later I found this photo on my sons phone. I think someone had been a naughty little boy during the night!!
noweveryonesgone: I thought a few quick licks after I got out the bath would be ok, but those licks turned into being his dick locked in my pussy for the next 40 mins and then showered again which made me well over an hour late for work this morning.
mythicalcreature216: Have a drive this morning for work, thought I would let it all hang out Yup
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought
amroyounes: They are not exactly the restore your faith in humanity kind of pictures per a couple of requests, but they did put a smile on my face as I thought of them when I was running a tough part of the trail this morning. I looked up, and a lone
chrisynova: a moment of silence for all those cool ideas you had when you were falling asleep that you totally thought you’d remember but tragically didn’t in the morning.
teamfubar: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE
andrewgarfield-daily: Andrew Garfield And Emma Stone send another message to the paparazzi:Good morning! We were eating and saw a group of guys with cameras outside. And so we thought, let’s try this again. We don’t need the attention, but these
health-teaa: I keep getting a few people asking me about yoga, and not knowing where to start so i thought id make a list of all the youtube videos i used when i started doing yoga Morning Yoga for Flexibility De-stress Yoga Yoga for Inspiration Yoga
thealexsterling291: l-blackthorn: So I woke up this morning…and I thought “You know what, MONDAY…come at me bro…” So I slid into my Monday skivvies by @aussiebum_team and tackled this day by the horns! #lunchtimepost #Monday #mcm #uncensored
loveguysinundies:Took this for a friend this morning. He enjoyed it so I thought I’d see what you guys think too.
It was 4 in the morning, and in your sleep you could feel the wetness between your thighs. There was a tingling inside. an urge to be filled up by someone. Just when you thought you couldnt bear the urge any more, there I was, climbing on top of you,
drttalk: Colin got me worked up on my way to the office this morning, and so I thought I’d take the opportunity to try out the new GIF feature on a clip I sent him back.
issamomma:issamomma:So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new. Guys I just realized they meant there’s a city in Texas called Ding Dong. I thought the people at GoGurt were really like, “DING DONG! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised,
concentratedridiculousness: Since apparently no one outside the Jewish community cares about this, I thought I’d make a news report. This morning a gunman with suspected links to the Charlie Hebdo attack took multiple hostages in a Kosher supermarket
the-dragons-thoughts: Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile,
averagefairy: i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
asieyonce: the-world-of-steven-universe: THANKS GOD, IAN FINALLY STOPPED THIS!! Ian dragged the SHIT out that blog lmaoooo
vagabonds-and-troubadours: just-shower-thoughts: I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month. yeah thats why we all have anxiety now
lucifine: Thought I looked cute this morning, enjoy 😘 You looked much more than cute!🌸💕
annabethtanzer: The non-glasses post won, so here you go! Good morning everyone! ;) I’m getting close to 2000 followers now, and I’m super excited! If you help me get there, I might do something special for you! ;) Any thoughts about what that should
nkeddoorsredux: UNEXPECTED GRACEHe thought it was a dream at first, but it wasn’t. He was lost in that morning haze upon first eyelid flutters that have vestiges of reality and fantasy all braided into one tapestry.He looked over and saw her sweet,
furything: kuweiner: This is my cat Smokey. Yesterday morning my boyfriends mom found her in the trash. When I saw her I thought she was dead. Her eye had been gauged out & she was bleeding from her mouth. She lay there motionless until I called
indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
seasonaltides: kinkshame-santa: sixpenceee: I turned my phone back on this morning to find a series of fucked up texts from my room mate by reddit user TheRealMugen My phone was off most of last night because I broke my charger. I thought it was weird
thedorkfais: This whole scene has been eating away at me, but not for the reasons you might think. I don’t exactly remember how I thought of this or really because to think about it. But this morning, it sort of just hit me. Under the cut because it’s
Send "Can't sleep" for a thought that might run through my muse's head about yours at 3 in the morning.
icameheretowinry: egalitarian-nature-blog: prideofagarbage: phantomrose96: These are just some 8am Monday morning rambling thoughts, but I think I’ve hit on an explanation for something that’s bugged me for years. My only major complaint about
mageebigboobs: Good morning boys, I hope you had a great sleep. I thought you would like to wake up to a huge beautiful set a boobies. Love to play with your big tits
hawtlead0401: Good Tuesday! All alone this morning and I’m having soft slippery thoughts. What is a girl to do?
claritydares: claritydares: claritydares: Sheer devotion I’m attending a church wedding tomorrow morning and I want to be sure I’m appropriately dressed. My JC crush is going too and I may or may not be harboring indecent thoughts :) Help a girl
claritydares: claritydares: claritydares: claritydares: Sheer devotion I’m attending a church wedding tomorrow morning and I want to be sure I’m appropriately dressed. My JC crush is going too and I may or may not be harboring indecent thoughts
tgemini: A few pictures I took for contaminated-fruit this morning. He got the rest of them, but I thought you guys would enjoy a sneak peek.
ursorum: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
colonialwomanfromthewing: indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
indicaxdreams: So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notI CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
just-shower-thoughts: Every morning, you grow one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
just-shower-thoughts: Starbucks employees have to work at a business where 100% of the customers have not yet had their cup of morning coffee.
cycl3s: Decided to take a video while flying this morning. Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then
bookofgypsy: Went to the Protest/Conference this morning down town and let me tell u… When it hits your city, it’s an unreal feeling. Seeing his son cry, his aunt’s voice crack while speaking… That shook my spirit in a way I never thought I’d
y'know if you take the first S in SHOTAS and stick it on the end of the word you get HOT ASS hmm suspicious
xxxsweetheart: I re-read this this morning after not reading it for a while - so I felt more like the “reader” instead of the “creator” and I thought - Wow! That was really cool! LOL So now I need to start working on part 2….. I needed to
skindeeptales: 70 year old woman thinks her tattoos are “still fucking class” Carlow woman Monica Neary breathed a sigh of relief as she woke on the morning of her 70th birthday at the weekend as her thoughts about her numerous tattoos had not changed
positivelybody:Good morning everyone, just some food for thought
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.Best. Idea. Ever. perfection Reminder that this actually exists in our world THIS IS REAL I’m gonna cry. i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
taytaymore: zachmor: Been holding off documenting my weight loss journey on tumblr, but I broke a milestone point this morning and thought I’d share the results so far. Picture on the left is from January of this year, one on the right is from today
