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“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 7 (*Drumroll*… This is the #1 most popular post from this blog.)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
catbountry: moriarty: oH MY GOD OKAY when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t
j-moriarty: joeshmo: shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know
thedeductionist: wolfbadtreepretty: I just watched the Elementary finale. I was all convinced that I was spoiled because I saw the line “Irene was fucking Moriarty”. Thank you, ambiguous ‘fucking’. You gave me quite the surprise.
princess-moriarty: “because life is short, and you are hot” these words might just seem like an ordinary pick-up line but if you listen closely you can hear thousands and thousands of muffled sobs from whovians all around the world
assbutt-moriarty: nerdythingsthatdontsuck: rachaelrozee: katsdisturbed: snooziep: i know everyone goes on about the ‘we’re fighting an army of robots’ line - but this is the standout funniest line in the movie for me Agreed. Yes! Hawkguy
trescreepy: moriarty: oH MY GOD OKAY when i went on that group tour for paris, i remember we were all in this longass line to enter a castle owned by some famous princess a long time ago and the tour guide was trying to make conversation so we wouldn’t