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“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
Threesomes solve everything.
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
bbcsherlockimaginesposts: Hello! So this needs a little introduction to make sense and give credit to the right people. Since following @bbcsherlockpickuplines in December and binge reading their pick up lines I have fell in love with them. So much so
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some unsupervised time with you year-round.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
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