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“Sorry Mom!” …text from Kristy’s booty call John to her mother’s phone showing her cum-covered face.
Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner, after a long night my mom received a text from my aunt, the text was this picture
Told ya he was a jerk, Mom …
You told your mom about the bully at school who always teases you and beats you up. She went over to his house to clear things up. About 30 minutes after she left you got this picture message from her phone with the text “Hey loser thanks for sendin
cummy4mommy: I took the picture on the left before I left for school. My mom was giving me her normal good bye kiss. Couple hours later my mom texted me the picture on the right,“txt- mommy is still wearing her big boys cum, can’t wait till you
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
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do I have any plant moms/dads? I have questions lol
People who run sfw stim blogs that don’t allow cgl etc. are fucking angels, people who are into cgl however, are fucking eviland tbh the mom side of me (not kink related, i just like being the mom friend) just wants to protect littles from the obvious
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
MOM BURN.
I have a feeling I’m going to have to move out soon guys. Well, at least I over stepped my boundaries just a little bit. No. Mom was being a bitch, but she also controls if I love there too, so telling her how she was acting wasn’t the best.
I invited my closest family over to hang out for Christmas, and they flaked. I’m not mad, I’m just kinda disappointed. Spending the rest of the night with my mom. n__n
I’m hella mad, my mom’s been hiding pop tarts from me. That hoe. I just looked at her put some in the toaster and was like wtf?!? I’m hungry too! 😒😒😅
When you're already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up.
my mom’s purchasing my birthday gift aka a ticket to the hamilton musical. vibrating intermittently from now until january
Probably the most common text I send to my siblings: Please text mom because she thinks you died.
Cartoon MILFs - Scrub One Off - Cartoon PinUp A dad(s) joke :)Get this in print HERE.Or the version without text, if you just want to enjoy the view. Or if you have a favorite, chose among Wilma Flintstone, Dexter’s Mom and Jane Jetson.And if enjoy
deluminator: deluminator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
yuriundertones: mom i dont want to go to school it turns into a 265 floor tower every night at midnight
steveholtvstheuniverse: it’s called “clopping,” mom GEEZ
rubyfruitjumble: davestrider: little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous Theres a video of me when I’m like 3 years old at a petting zoo and I’m sitting down with little piglets crawling into my lap and my mom is like “they think
rachnera: collect a bunch of cute girl anime figures.mom: are you gay?me:
So my mom texted me asking if she offended me and nick since we don’t keep in touch much, and I just wanted to scream. She told the worst most despicable lie last year, which I feel like definitely contributed to my mental health setbacks, but
kanyewesticle: kanye-westicle: mom : how do you know them ? me : they use to go to my school. your url is like the walmart version of mine
alexsmalldickgaskarth: somthinglikethatandstuff: before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom aka All Time Low
thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer
unclefather: my ex sent me pics of another girl sucking his weiner one time because he thought it would make me mad and i wrote back “did your mom do something different with her hair?”
lyxdelsic: mom, dad, I’m bi bilingual haha hasta luego bitches
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
my friend’s mom texts me more than any of my friends text me combined not that I’m not grateful to have someone acknowledge my existence..but idk, I wish I didn’t have a phone because I always expect someone to talk to me but they never
legalwifi: you gotta check out this hilarious dads text messages here!! but i also have fails from moms text messages here!! which one do you think are the best? xD
moms-milfs-mature-whores: I love when your mom texts me before her morning shower ——»» It makes my whole fucking day
(My Mom and I think we’re funny)
okay okay okay so let’s fucking talk about how i went out with forever’s mom today and signed apartment papers and shit while he was at work and we went to lunch after and she bought me pie and she proceeded to tell me some family history;
this dude from the bar snap me, “show me that mom body” idek if that’s a diss or a compliment
peachemojimami: This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭 “If my cousin was here he’d take you out on a date easy”“You
I flipped out when I saw the Power Rangers movie poster & my mom was just as excited for me because she said I’d watch the movie sometimes twice times a day
It’s 7pm & Ima take a “nap” on my moms couch k bye
Today I decided my number one goal as of right now is to get my moms papers even if it makes me broke
MY MOM REALLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!I came home like a quarter till 7pm and as soon as I walked into my bedroom I felt uneasy, something just didn’t feel right. When I turn on my lights I notice little shit out of place & I start panicking!!! I
I really like this sports bra mom got me. Also, I’m on the verge of being flat chested for this weight loss
Officially lactose intolerance cause I drank a few sips of my moms coffee & like my stomach literally yelled at me sooooo
Okay Season 2, episode 4 of Unsolved Mysteries. The daughter thinks they abducted her mom in her car, drove out & dumped the body in the water & drove back to leave the car….but the car keys were in her coat pocket…..HOW SWAY
I just wanna take care of my mom
only person in my house that’s positive is my mom so I got her 🙏🏼
4 of my family members are in the hospital. My mom was just taken, my grandparents & my godmother. My brother and I are still waiting on our results & my uncle/aunt & their 2 kids prob already gave it to the other 2
my moms o2 was 65….how the fuck
I almost lost my mom to covid, she was in a vent for almost a week & I’m beyond grateful for this second chance I have with her. I can’t wait for her to be home & the moment I get to touch her again.
8 of my family members initially got covid, 3 households. My mom, my grandparents, my uncle/aunt & 2 of their 4 kids & my godmother. My brother & the rest of the kids ends up getting it too but since then everyone still at house has now tested
I can’t even begin to remember the pain I felt 2 weeks ago when my mom called me at 2am that they were gonna put her on a ventilator. I felt powerless, I broke down in the bathroom crying to my dad that I needed my mom. That entire week I didn’t eat,
I’m beyond grateful my mommy is home & I am taking care of her & of course spending all my time with her, my moms quarantined until she tests negative even though she’s not contagious anymore but me asking for a fucking hug for the last 2
So I bought a house & idk how I’ve done it but since December I took in my mom & brother & as under appreciated I feel sometimes I’m v proud of myself for somehow being financially stable enough to do so all my myself. All the bills, all
