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If you can concentrate on text in the presence of such splendor, we salute you. Gaze on…
xoxox-shhh: good morning! a good morning reblog…
omg i am so wet!! i texted my husband and told him what i was doing and he told me to tease myself to the edge, and not to cum. my clit is throbbing!
I promise mom, It’s not what it looks like.
Your wife texted this photo of herself to a young man on your son’s soccer team. She thinks he’s adorable.
Damnit. I just failed my Algebra test because mom texted me these two selfies right before I took it.
Annnnnd here it is. Sorry for the block of text in page 1, I didn’t feel like drawing a whole introductory page, so I had to make do. Also… goddamn, was it hard to think up what Raven would actually say. …And I hate backgrounds. You
Let’s make the world a better place. Don’t let boys grow up to be disrespectful, predatory men. Help change the culture, one spanking at a time. (Please leave text under caption)
I’ve been really busy. Last week turned into getting ready for a job interview, as well as trying to finish my welding project for my mom. What does this mean: i do not think i will be taking on further commission work once my checks come in.
Thank you all for the cat name suggestions! <3 Tbh there wasn’t any that I wouldn’t like, the choice was hard~I showed them all to my mom and we chose Kita (>Ѡ<)
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
ultravioletrai: No. Tumblr is NOT a safe haven and I wish we can drop that belief. Think of it like this, tumblr is more like a city. All the people you pass by are diverse with thoughts, opinions, and stories to tell that are typically kept to themsel
my mom & I went to a salon last night for a party, sat down and got a drink only to realize we were at the wrong party
weteevee:parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
littlestkittyprincess: My mom texted me a picture today, she said “This is you!” The picture was of Wonder Woman and read “She needed a hero, so that’s what she became.” I cried.
incexting: Mom texting Sister after catching her Son Masturbating Request.Part 2 of 3Find part 1 here
incexting: Mom texting Sister after catching her Son Masturbating Request.Part 1 of 3
sushinfood: critical-perspective: captainmarvel: my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls The Council has gathered. they watch
gatorbiscuits: one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this
blacklongfellow: Back in March, Octavian’s mom texted me about keeping “my son” for the entire summer. She has full custody and still being single, she was feeling Octavian needed a “male influence” in his life as his grades were slipping
hung14inharry:Girlfriends Mom text just came in. :)
captainmarvel:my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owlsomg x3
phil-the-stone: jake peralta + that one text post about Different Friends
weirdfluffyunicornpig:My Space Mom™
cocoacallalily: candiikismet: sushinfood: critical-perspective: captainmarvel: my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls The Council has gathered. they watch
animericans: when ur mom texts u while u at the con
oedipussywrecks: Mom texted me that she got my report card…and because I got such good grades, she had a big surprise for me when I got home from school…
oedipussywrecks: When I made honor roll, mom texted me to hurry home from school because she had a surprise for me…something I had always wanted…she nailed it!! And I finally got to nail her… ;)
halcyonharlot: lying in bed with my hands covering my face bc i cant look at my computer because a 40 year old cartoon man is too cute sorry mom sorry dad
captainmarvel: my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
sluttyparamours: A side of her the hubby never sees. ♥ ♥ we love this ♥ ♥ #NSFW Submit your pictures, text, stories, links here http://spankingmaster69.tumblr.com/submit
black–lamb: my mom text me tonight… (she never contacts me) at first I was annoyed and bothered like what could she possibly want when she wont even answer my emergency calls… She sent me this… From my little sister… after finding out
dawwwwfactory: Mom texted me, said she was going to be a mother again, a minute later i get this picture. Click here for more adorable animal pics!
andivictoria: i remember a few months ago my mom texted me “come downstairs immediately” and she was crying and she started screaming at me and it was because this was my cover photo on facebook do you know how hard it was not to laugh
sapphireocean-s: andivictoria: i remember a few months ago my mom texted me “come downstairs immediately” and she was crying and she started screaming at me and it was because this was my cover photo on facebook do you know how hard it was not to
oedipussywrecks: Mom texted me after she got my report card… She said I did so well that she was going to give me a special treat… She said I should hurry home, because she was waiting for me…
Stayed up till 12:30 last night texting :). I have to leave for church in a little bit over an hour and then onto work, but only until five pm :) I’ve basically been waking up tired for the past few days. I don’t understand since I’ve been
loathtorefuse: our exchange student from thailand saw snow for the first time this morning and she’s so cute i’m dyin “Mom text me in the morning, I school 1 hour late start today. I woke up just open the blinds in my bedroom. Everything turn white,
lmaonade: my mom texts more like a millennial than any of us
deluminator: deluminator: i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
i’m laughing so much, everyone i know gets so ashamed or freaked out that their mom or dad walks in on them drawing or watching porn or something similar and i’m here like “hey mom does this dick/these boobs look ok?” and she just
taboo-mom-son: Mom texting me at school. Letting me know that it’s playtime..
taboo-mom-son: Mom text me this at school asking if I’d be home soon..
Just pulled a prank on my mom xD