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dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me This is the america they don’t want you to see i love america This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am
dmc-dmc: hustleinatrap: if she’s old enough to fight, disrespect her mom and call people the n-word she’s old enough to get sued. How bout dat
thelosversclubs: Hello? Is this Stacey’s mom? Oh great, hey! I just wanted to say tHAT YOUR BITCH OF A DAUGHTER HURT MY CHILD- YES I JUST CALLED YOUR DAUGHTER A BITCH- Yes he’s my child. No, I’m not Mrs. Henderson. Yes this is Steve, Steve Harrington
drinking-tea-at-midnight: nessamiibo:I can’t believe this if he actually does something good on him but based on how he handled the thailand thing, he’s going to send flint a water filter that doesn’t filter water, then call some mom who complains
delotha: just-call-me-ella: I was talking to my mom the other day, and she said she was going to start going to the gym, because its important care for your body. I’m disabled w/ multiple chronic illnesses, so going to the gym is impossible for me.
cipheramnesia: thecringeandwincefactory: trans-mom: Me, to a cis person: “have you….have you had…the surgery?” Cis person: “what surgery?” Me: “the one that removes your head from your ass” Care for an anecdote? I call this one Cis
7eggs: moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day
sweetmintchocolatewitch:Anyone else thinks after all that crap with Spinel, he makes one last broadcast saying “Listen, if ANYONE ELSE out there got a problem OR pERSONAL GRUDGE against my mom after all these years, can you PLEASE CALL ME FIRST??Do
hws-kegan: So I’m now 6 months unemployed, back to living with my mom, and in that time have applied so many places I’m running out of ideas.. Only have received one call for an interview, and I haven’t heard back since then, so that’s probably
mrspider:remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”
gaymzee: no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
perks-of-being-chinese: when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit
greetings: every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom
Its not like I don’t appreciate the fact that my mom is giving me a place to call home, having enough food for three meals a day, having plenty of water, a bed, etc, but no matter what, I get so stressed out just even being here when everyone else is
aschoolgirlcrush: my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog
precumming: lordfucksquad: lordfucksquad: precumming: kiss me I’ll have to ask my mum first she said no have her call my mom
cvroline: There are 5 types of fear 1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. Username or password is incorrect 5. “We need to talk”
skimpymoms: ifmommyonlyknew: Behind closed doors my son calls me his redheaded cum slut. Follow SkimpyMoms for sweet mom & son sex!
adultvideo-store: porn-addictxxx: Calling her mom. More Adult Videos Here
laugh-your-butt-off: i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
thebigbadwolfe: sakuraooohgami: MY MOM JUST CALLED ME DOWN STAIRS JUST TO HAND ME THIS HUGE ICICLE, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT BUT ITS MELTING AND MY HANDS BURN. This is the best
When Mom and Dad headed over to Dad’s best friend’s place for the traditional Christmas Day swing party that they didn’t know we knew about, Roy and I smirked at each other. I ran to my room and got myself ready then called out to him.
yourmomisnasty:So called ‘friends’ videoing u mom
cfnmnothingbutasmile: cfnmphotos: Click here http://bit.ly/1TlResc and see more of this “Sorry Mom, gotta run… something’s come up! I’ll call you back later!”
blkfreedom: looneytoonz242: hazeleyed1: omgthatdress: Lupita Nyong’o wearing a dress made of the tears of angels. Does she ever look anything less than absolutely *stunning*? I literally called my mom in the other room on her cell so she wouldn’t
spankmehardbarry: that boy u called white??? ya he’s 10% cherokee on his mom’s cousin’s side of the family. think before u speak.
thanatopsic: f-yeah-americanhorrorstory: I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma
h0llo: hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned
biggestboobguns: Your car had broken down and you couldn’t get a hold of your parents, so you called your friend’s house and his mom answered. She said she’d be glad to pick you up and bring you to the mechanic’s. When she arrived she wasn’t
i-will-call-you-thiquesawsebawse: shuttersmiley:beethreefour: frankensteinfanclub: thackarybynx: euthanizeallwhitepeople: majiinboo: frankensteinfanclub: im losing my mind My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in
monicam: me 20 years later: back in my day, people went really crazy for these fictional characters called school idols it was very surreal now that i think about it glad i’m over that phasemy daughter: mom my name is nico
ichabod-stole-my-tardis: enernies-with-benefits: When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call
sodomymcscurvylegs: crisnait: 😎 My mom, when I call her out on her lies in front of la visita!
ridge: my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck” i’m happy
kc5rings: Guys…. I was fighting a Magikarp that suddenly summoned a fucking GYRADOS to fight me IT CALLED ITS MOM ON ME
eva-420: eva-420: i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of
island-delver-go: dinobot: when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont” Called out for being a fake
