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travellertalks:travellertalks:If Christian Grey wasn’t a rich pretty boy, and was say a fat, middle aged, used car salesman; 50 Shades of Grey would be made into a Lifetime Original Movie, with Mr. Grey ending up in jail. Seriously, this book raises
actuallyjoebiden: I convinced 6 middle aged women that professed to hate action movies to go see Mad Max: Fury Road. You know how I did it? I said “The main character is a woman and she’s not sexualized at all.” And that was it. I had a whole speech
phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in
persabeth: reminder that once sokka had a rap battle with a middle aged lady
I can imagine video game companies be like: “time to create a new character” and one guy be like, “ok how this…a straight white middle-aged man” The round table claps for it but then one shady guy in a corner interrupted
calloom: lightfromorion: Middle age moms on facebook fucking love minion pictures with irrelevant quotes and I will never understand it. I’m laughing so much because I thought it was just my mum who was obsessed with minion quotes on Facebook.
sadisticxxpanda: sadisticxxpanda: josechick-fil-a: Finesse ~sighs in middle aged white man’s voice who is tired of life~ now kids… today we are gonna learn about my sick ass shoe game No tyrone you cant get these in stores get ya money
vocalistrager: middle aged outlaw comin’ through
m0thwash:You see, something I’ve had to come to terms with in my adult life is the fact that I ship living alien slime with a dirty middle aged man that’s losing his mind and bites into living lobsters.
dirty-middle-aged-man: Susan Coffey
pizzaforpresident: i guarantee somewhere on the internet are groups of middle aged indian men sending each other screencaps of their conversations with american teenage girls
lzbth: you call them selfies i call them daily proof that i am not a middle aged male internet predator
sherlock-needs-his-john: Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
dirty-middle-aged-man: Some old school: Terri Welles, from the early 80s
dirty-middle-aged-man: d—ivinyls: So, I went down on her.
marksmilk: is this middle aged japanese man not me
islamismysystem: jenniesgirl: baharini-s:But imagine if a middle aged Muslim man murdered 3 white college students? Are you telling me there wouldn’t be round the clock coverage, moments of silence and endless panel debates on all the news networks?
maarnayeri:Perfect example of why I’ve decided to rid my vocabulary of the term “terrorist”. If a middle aged white supremacist who unloads bullets in the bodies of innocent youth and severs their life in such an incomprehensibly horrific manner
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
thatpettyblackgirl: Mike looking outside…. Is every middle-aged white lady completely psychotic… is it just in their blood…
omystephanie: beautybeforebrains: Whatever you do, don’t put on a short skirt and prowl around a local mall bending over to “accidentally” show off your panties to middle aged dads. Cause if you do it once you’ll probably be hooked for life.
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
ofools: hollowedskin: shihlun: A giant helium balloon bearing the face of an ojisan (middle-aged man) appeared in the sky in Utsunomiya on Sunday, in an event organized by the Utsunomiya Museum of Art to bring artwork to the public outside museums.
averagedudenextdoor:Lean hairy middle-aged married dude with a big dick
sanoik-a-thai-slut: Filipino and Thai prostitutes.I cry for them.Young, ignorant and terribly delusional girls.They are easy targets for white middle-aged sexual predators , who come here with the intention of using them as sperm spittoons.Those stupid
gigisatin: Well it’s national bikini day today. Here’s proof that you can be middle aged and chubby and still rock a bikini lol 😝👙 #nationalbikiniday #nationalbikini #gigi_satin #bikiniplus #bbwgirls #bikinigirl #bikiniplussize Perfect bikini
crystaljovian: During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John’s Day, people all over Europe would
golden-avalon: ohiseebetterfromadistance: beccadanielle8d: Our parents always warned us about middle-aged men on the internet But they always made it seem like they’d be the ones stalking us EVERY FUCKING AWARD
mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you
yeezuschrist: whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
at-the-bearicades-of-freedom: i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and ready to murder every single white middle aged male politician in agreement with this fucking bill
kuroshimaruswaifu: someone drew this they storyboarded it then they animated it and then inked and colored it they were professionally paid to draw and animate a middle aged man’s crotch slowly advancing on them
elrondy: when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged
luftangrepp: This really is every representation debate in sci-fi and fantasy ever. “We can’t have people of color in this story - its in the middle ages.” Imagining dragons and elves and hobbits is fine, but imagining a world not inhabited
facingthewaves: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
lostmyurl: “What’s your aesthetic?” “Middle-aged famous content creators appearing calmly unsettled about fetish porn and politely requesting people stop”
dirty-middle-aged-man: Slow and sensual
gutsanduppercuts: pariahcarrie: gutsanduppercuts: So I caved and made my first booty gifs. I’m not proud… Holy shit I’ve been following this kung fu blog for months and thought it was a middle aged white dude but no. Not at all. I’m in love
joelproudfoot: I got this book today. It is now one of my treasured possessions. I can’t explain why, but I obsess over the middle-ages engravings of demons and witches, and finally I’ve got some good reference for my drawings. Amazing book.
eatmeallnight: artofseductionlxix: whitegirlsaintshit: mediamattersforamerica: How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. AND I STILL DON’T SEE SUCK HIS DICK ON THAT LIST… FOX HOW YOU FUCK UP A FUCK UP???? this is for middle age
breastsrunmylife: funbaggery: Greatest 11 seconds in the history of tits. Began modeling in the late 60’s, a Hollywood fixture in mainstream media and softcore porn in the 70’s and 80’s. Approaching middle age her already remarkable breasts ballooned
phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines
Common Occupations in the Middle Ages
storm0child: phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin
yawpkatsi: cyanideself: alright story time folks. this actually happened a few months ago, but i was just reminded by @yawpkatsi‘s FUBAR. i was sitting in the waiting room at my therapists, and this middle age man with a service dog walk in and
iwannapreachtobirds: I’M NOT PAYING 30 DOLLARS TO GO TO A MEDIEVAL FAIR. IF I WANTED TO EXPERIENCE THE MIDDLE AGES, I WOULD GO TO A CONGRESSIONAL MEETING ON WOMEN’S HEALTH.
scimansays: We just got offered a “massage” by two middle-aged Chinese women. I said I wanted a man to massage me, and she yelled, “You’re gay!” and I yelled “Bitch you right!” Can’t scam this gay sis.
redsatinsheets:no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
tami-taylors-hair: Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia really was living the best life- owned a hotel on a beautiful Greek island, singing sweet ABBA bops, had a history of dicking down so many hot dudes she wasn’t sure which handsome, tone-deaf, middle-aged
ashwithhoney: lebritanyarmor: clarrkey: thatpettyblackgirl: Mike looking outside…. Is every middle-aged white lady completely psychotic… is it just in their blood… Wtf 😂😂😂 where do you find these fuckin people Translucent
experienceisbest: The middle aged mature male student and the young freshman female student met at a college evening class when they had been studying Hamlet together. One evening, over coffee after class, the mature student argued that if Hamlet hadn’t
