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averagedudenextdoor: I’ve seen several comments about this dad’s size. Seems like a normal middle aged white guy with a totally flaccid dick to me
averagedudenextdoor: Hairy middle-aged dude with dadbod and no sheets on his bed…jacking off
averagedudenextdoor: Middle aged dad who had the balls to take it all off for his nature walk, but wisely kept his sneakers on
averagedudenextdoor:Middle-aged dadtype wiping the sweat and cum off after a fuck session (via averagedudenextdoor)
averagedudenextdoor:Cut chubby middle-aged dad working on his boat in just some slides
dirty-middle-aged-man: Adorable
kenway:cant believe chris evans is a middle-aged facebook mom
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
moshgoblin: idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
The Semen Of The Middle Ages 5 photo by Cornelie Tollens, 1996via Flatland Gallery
What happens when hip-hop turns middle age?
n2mom: supposedly real life mother-son incest vid of a middle aged mom giving her adult son one of THE most sensual and loving blow jobs you have ever seen. Listen to the actual audio as he repeatedly calls her “Mom”, and says “Aw fuck Mom, I’m
ouendanl: OKAY ITS FIXED MY FRIEND HELPED ME OUT TIME FOR THE IMPROVED NEW JOURNEY OF K.LEAD: MIDDLE-AGED-SAMURAI-LOOKING FUCK OF THE DESERT which fallout is this?
theoddcollection: A Wound Man is an illustration which first appeared in European surgical texts in the Middle Ages. It laid out schematically the various wounds a person might suffer in battle or in accidents, often with surrounding or accompanying
thylovelylionheart: annyongchingu: thylovelylionheart: “you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!” “really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear.
dirty-middle-aged-man: Princess really enjoys bondage games
silver-knows-not: I think it’s funny that our parents gave birth to us thinking that we'd be doing great things for and in the world around us, but here we all are reblogging lesbian subtext and falling in love with middle-aged actresses over and
When a middle aged man calls you “Darlin,” “Baby,” “Honey,” “Sweetheart,” Etc.
ledomsh: Pietro Boselli by Daniel Jaemscan you imagine coming to your calc class expecting a middle age balding prof only to have this hot piece of grade-A slab of beef walk in and teach. i’d flunk but with perfect attendance.
wn-nsfw: scapponess: I always imagined Miss Harshwhinny as one of those middle-aged chicks that just wants to get as much sex in before it’s too late X3. …Gotta watch out for those cougars though…those mature women know what they want in the sack
asktentacletiki:whotheheckisdez:soovevo: snorunt: nikaido: kweenofslayying: What in the absolute fuck same Me iconic Oh great, even middle aged men are cuter than me now. mean while in Japan… OMG WTF XD
The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
kaworuhasruinedeverything: *middle aged white male voice* hatsune miku
the worst part of graham and I never doing couple cosplays is now I’m going to a con as kurotetsu when he’s going as madoka. i’m a creepy robot version of a middle aged man hanging out with a twelve year old.
electriccenturies: sometimes you can really tell that he literally IS a middle aged dad on the internet
youngstero: I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads
corndog-patrol:your local middle aged disasters are at it again.
unquestionableimaginarium: glassgears: jedipilotstorm: Gettin’ Bi - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend everyone please watch this rock ballad in which a middle-aged man sings about being bisexual This is fabulous this speaks to me on a number of levels
wheeloffortune-design: wheeloffortune-design: No seriously, I’m gonna reblog this AGAIN just to say MOTHERFUCKING POP ART, MAN Look at this they took STAINED GLASS, the shit you can see in churches since the motherfucking middle ages, one of the most
radiation: gihou: gihou: theres an entire subculture on youtube with cocky middle aged adults using some uninterestingly designed persona talking sprite that they commissioned some artist on deviantart for, and use them to make “rant videos” and
The Spissky Castle in Slovakia.
It’s that day of the year when I have to modify my blog info. Next year means middle age crisis oh god.
radioactivesamosa: last time i went to india, my WHITE stepdad called a police officer “chutia" because he gave our driver a ticket can u imagine the word ‘chutia’ coming out of a white, middle aged man’s mouth the driver couldn’t stop
phan-is-sempiternal: mousathe14: gehayi: profeminist: Tampons are a “luxury item” Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines
Altichiero da Zevio (Italian, about 1330 - ca. 1390), Decapitazione di San Giorgio (The Beheading of Saint George), 1384; fresco, left wall, lower section. Oratorio di San Giorgio, Padua
dirty-middle-aged-man: kittyintraining: Control the head, control the body. Pigtails = fuck handles
dirty-middle-aged-man: Bath time can be play time too
my liege, i be not bovverèd
WebMD Middle Ages
sashayed: sashayed: one time i heard a middle-aged lady on the bus say matter-of-factly into her phone, “If that’s what he thinks, he can suck my twat right out of my ass.” i still think about that all the time. this is……….incredible
redsatinsheets: no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
nerdietalk: rgfellows: Fun fact: the anti-Semitic stereotypes about Jews having lots of money/being greedy/cheap began in the Middle Ages thanks to Christian laws. The Christian church began forbidding Christians from having professions that involved
wittywallflower: castigatetheruffians: biblionerd07: I went to a lecture last night about charity and the panelists were all middle-aged or older. They talked about how there’s a decline in giving amongst young people and offered up a few reasons
tobiasmquinn: listen…. middle aged ships are my jam. there’s something hopeful about seeing two older people fall in love (or still being in love) on my screen. give me two workaholics who realise there’s more to life than their job when they
margallillytfod:starting a crusade against middle aged men who talk down to me and try to belittle me because of their own insecurities, who wants to join?
ouidamforeman: lostindarkplaces: ardatli: materassassino: ardatli: TIL… that in the middle ages there was a popular belief in a demon of language, one who collected the words of people women gossiping in church, and the mumbled syllables of priests
tinyconfusion: “I think it’s time for white middle-aged males to step aside. And if Billie Piper ever wants to play the Doctor, I’ll assist her. Who wouldn’t??? I think that’s what they should have done, Rose should have .. I do, I was standing
colubrina:Why the fuck should you be humble? I guarantee there’s some middle-aged white dude out there who doesn’t have a fraction of your talent but who strides through life with unwavering confidence in his abilities. If he isn’t humble, you
abner-krill:stilljewelss:millerflintstone:justbeneath-thesurface2:hopefulmisanthrope:Young and middle-aged people, barely sick with covid-19, are dying from strokesWell I don’t love this.I’m not going back out in the world until there’s a vaccine. I
moshgoblin:idolatrys:My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids
jessalrynn: mcdonaldschina: “only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid
thatbagginsbitch: ladyananas:anonymousedward: cryoverkiltmilk:cedarbranch:sometimes the best fanfics are written by middle aged adults with years of writing experience who simply know how to craft a good story. but also sometimes the best fanfics are
josheeta: oh and i was in barnes and nobles today and my sister picked up 50 shades of grey and was like in all seriousness what is the book about and i said tori it is an erotic novel and middle aged women who can’t get laid masturbate to it and this
xvarenah-deactivated20180316: Herat, Afghanistan Herat dates back to the Avestan times and was traditionally known for its wine. The city has a number of historic sites. During the Middle Ages Herat became one of the important cities of Khorasan, as
whimsicaldiscord: Hey by the way the Doctor is in Glasgow and he’s selling ice cream. And clearly he’s regenerated again and he’s now a middle aged Scottish man with a salt and pepper beard and a bald head. Shame it wasn’t David Tennant stepping
regndoft: The Middle Ages was a very exciting time in Europe.
captoring: descamisados: My haters: scrawny male pattern baldness baby Jesus Me: rippling muscle baby Jesus, ready to strike were there no babies in the middle ages what gives
cloverblob:so today a middle-aged white lady wanted to purchase a dvd of bee movie and i was like “by the way all movies are fifty percent off so it’s only Ū today” and she looked at me and with a straight face she said “oh i am going to party
