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That would have been the shit back in 95! CD-ROM drive? Check! The latest and greatest OS from Microsoft (Win95)? Check! 5 ¼ floppy drive for backwards compatibility with all your old DOS programs? Check! Portable system for typing up documents
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napoleonshaircut: microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé this is the definition of power and status
tapdancers: thematticusrex: tapdancers: id like to thank my mum for paying for my sik new tats or Microsoft paint for having text boxes and black font -_- these are as real as my burning passion for khaki shorts and windmilling in mosh pits
mcavoys: Keke Palmer attends the 2016 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 20, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.
laurelhach: using microsoft word *moves an image a mm to the left* all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.
qguardian: echoman94: moontouched-moogle: ijc1997: captainsnoop: man it’s amazing how microsoft managed to completely fuck themselves out of the best position they could possibly have been in in the gaming industry like, back in 2008, “Xbox”
A screenshot from the video for Nelly’s “Dilemma” that shows Kelly Rowland texting in Microsoft Excel. yeah…i always wondered about that part then she just lets the phone drop and shes like done w/ nelly weird _hmmm
cant-faze: iamsuchajerk: buzzfeed: Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings. what Lmao had me Rollin
mcavoys: Viola Davis poses in the press room at the 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 20, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
gamefreaksnz: Halo 4 live-action digital series announced Microsoft has revealed a new Halo-inspired live-action series that will debut in October.
gamefreaksnz: Halo 4 invades Liechtenstein for game launch Microsoft has replicated the Halo 4 universe by transforming major Liechtenstein landmarks including the 13th century Gutenberg Castle and a working mine.
fapitalism: manwithpenis: …i dont think that’s right microsoft word
thefuuuucomics: we’ve all done this before
shouldnt: Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
College students can now get microsoft office for free
A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Words:
squided: untexting: The new Tumblr logo looks like they opened Microsoft Word Art and typed a “t” I came here wanting to prove you wrong so bad but then I realized you aren’t wrong…
How to recover an unsaved draft on Microsoft Word
bagged-a-bazooka: quills-and-fantasy: daisenseiben: I’m not sure if you heard, but yesterday Microsoft released Tay, an A.I. designed to mimic a modern teenage girl on twitter. She had the capacity to learn and immediately began conversing with
captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
mishproductions: frog-president: nyehs: when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer
punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven
faun-songs: clientsfromhell: I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word. If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message. Whenever
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: castielwinchestqueer: soufflesagainstthedaleks: on my there’ll when your weary to don’t you carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato
gamefreaksnz: Platinum Games announces new monster hunter ‘Scalebound’, exclusive to Xbox OnePlatinum Games boss Hideki Kamiya appeared on stage during Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference today to unveil the team’s new project, Scalebound. View the
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radiation:when i was a kid i was completely obsessed and enamored with the word art in microsoft word and when they got rid of it i was genuinely crushed. literally does not get any better than this i miss you so much babe
silkyskiies: silkyskiies: I tried to draw on Microsoft Paint. I’ve never regreted something so bad. this was my crappy try!
DepthJS DepthJS is a web browser extension that allows any any web page to interact with the Microsoft Kinect via JavaScript.
celebritiesofcolor: Amber Rose and Blac Chyna attend the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on August 30, 2015
lemmesitthisassonyou: itslaroneppl: prettyboyshyflizzy: sweetmydear: leoramonroe: claustraum: A note to all college kids, So Microsoft word has default settings for papers. If you search MLA, or APA you can get an entire paper template. REPEAT:
the-future-now: Apple, Microsoft, Samsung accused of using minerals mined by children to make phones Amnesty’s investigation found that in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), there are areas where children work in mines to feed the thriving
momfricker: with E3 being a week away I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of this picture of Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen watching Microsoft show off the Kinect
theverge: Holograms now let you explore space from your living room using Microsoft HoloLens.
clientsfromhell: I used to work as help desk support for a Microsoft shop. I have a client who called so often that I recognized their voice. Without fail the conversation was always the same.Client: I forgot my email password. Can you reset it?Me:
celebritiesofcolor: Seryah attends the 2015 American Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on November 22, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
frog-president: nyehs: when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer
englishproblems: thebibliosphere: punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible
mediaexposed: NYPD’s New Program Turns NYC Into A Real Life Police State The New York City Police Department and Microsoft have partnered up to bring the world a surveillance system straight out of a sci-fi novel. With a name both mundane and a little
theomeganerd: Microsoft’s Real Life Halo Warthog
studyquill: Notetaking Sound Note - take notes while you record audio Evernote - notetaking that syncs across platforms Paper 53 - minimal notetaking that syncs Microsoft OneNote - collaboration and syncing, best for Office users Google Keep - jot
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call-life-arlelt: schijtkind: emeraldsplash: dickjarvisblogblog: doodstormer: Internet Explorer: The Anime. Microsoft what the fuck have you wrought What the fuck oh my god oh mygod i want a series with all kind of browsers as magical girls YES
superbrybread: amaya-krb: E3, a magical time of year when Sony and Microsoft have a slapfight and Nintendo has a party that everyone is invited to. This is from last year’s E3, but I’m placing bets that it’ll be relevant again this year.
sheikofthesheikah: Microsoft and Sony are 99% the serious, stoic types that are focused on professionalism and sleek appearances. And then you have fucking Nintendo. is this company even real.
captainmwai:Sony: Easy…. EASY….Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
lellypad: xdaddyslittlekittxn: geeky-daddy: lellypad: sandshrew13: lellypad: Hello? Microsoft support? I’d like to delete a memory? I changed my shirt just to pick up Domino’s today and these people are sucking pacifiers in public Fav reblog
friend-san: made-in-microsoft: hokuto-ju-no-ken: madammaria: teratomarty: cell113: melonmemes: Hit the AV button on the remote Use the VHS rewinder. I don’t know, see if there’s dust on the needle. don’t pick up the phone i’m online!
stephensbeard1993: When i signed onto tumblr and saw all this commotion I was like “wow the ps4 couldn’t have beaten the xbox that badly.” I mean, the xbox is terrible but I didn’t think that was going to happen. Like, wow, Microsoft. I actually
officialmondozappa: newyorksjojo: So, I heard Microsoft filed another trademark for an old RARE video game series. I guess Killer Instinct did well for them. So which series? Banjo? Conker? Are we finally going to get a good Perfect Dark sequel? Or
2000adonline: Psi-Judge Anderson by UK artist, Andrew Chiu - finishes using Microsoft Pro & Manga Studios.
