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systlin: thebibliosphere: punkfaery: punkfaery: punkfaery: going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from
captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
shakescene: i’m a show runner for doctor who between 2005 and 2009 i need help budgeting my show here’s what i have: special affects: 13 dollars and washing a film student’s car for them once every other week so they can do the affects on a microsoft
jeza-red: attack-of-the-feels: have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account” yes
captoring: clientsfromhell: I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word. If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message. Whenever
hyrude: me: hmm… i wonder if the reason im doing this unhealthy thing… is because it’s at least something i know how to control… unlike that glaring problem in my life that i dont understand how to fix? the microsoft paperclip that lives in my
whetstonefires: ms-demeanor: argumate: argumate: th4nkyoub3n: argumate: seems that Chrome has around 60-65% market share, so it’s not totally dominating the market yet but it’s worrying that we’re basically reliant on Apple and Microsoft to
fubblers:I think we as a website are sleeping on the potential of Microsoft teams default memes
ATTN WINDOWS 7 USERS: Microsoft advises that you uninstall update KB 2823324 IMMEDIATELY
parislemon: If ever there was one imagine to encapsulate the entirety of the Windows 8 shitshow, this is that image. Windows 8 is being rejected at such a scale that one of Microsoft’s largest partners is being forced to advertise the “return”
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gjmueller: upworthy: If your nude photos are posted online without your permission, Microsoft and Google want to know. For years, most victims of revenge porn — people who have had their nude photos shared online without permission — basically couldn’t
logic-and-art: thatpointlessidiot: krudman: I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
sashaidk: dickjarvisblogblog: doodstormer: Internet Explorer: The Anime. Microsoft what the fuck have you wrought What the fuck im gonna cosplay this She’s come a long way from being the glue-eating one.
kizatchi: i like this because they give you no reasons as to why you should make bing your default search engine, they just tell you to do it and show you a photo of a chameleon warily eyeing the word microsoft
klinklang: “Nintendo is for kids” “Nintendo sucks” “Nintendo needs to grow up and be like Sony and Microsoft”
mazrimtaim:priceofliberty:cyberjock:gotitforcheap:hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdosmicrosoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood
A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Words:
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radicalruster: I think what’s funny is Microsoft treats all their stuff like it’s “new” and “innovative” all while being super serious and somewhat proud of itThen there’s Nintendo having their president of the company telling a kid he’s
sheikofthesheikah: Microsoft and Sony are 99% the serious, stoic types that are focused on professionalism and sleek appearances. And then you have fucking Nintendo. is this company even real.
gotitforcheap: hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos
YES. THIS. THANK YOU. I’ve spent a really annoying amount of time arguing with people about the Wii U and Nintendo in general. I’m not a hardcore fan of Nintendo, but I always feel people judge it so harshly for not being Microsoft or Sony.
delevision: asliceofjuly: me at a job interview Microsofts requirements for hiring
My grandma is lamenting the fact that Clippy, the Microsoft Office assistant, no longer exists because she finds word processors hard to use without him
fuckyeahbioware: The gameplay reveal of Anthem was just shown at the Microsoft showcase at E3, and released on YouTube.
displacedleylines:Everybody Wants to Rule the World (of Warcraft.)Listen after I figured out how that I could edit simple videos in Microsoft photos thanks to the WRA vines vid, and how to get the cinematics I wanted. I had to keep going till I got this
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