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thesmallwhitepenis: This white dick is essentially the standard size people refer to as “average.” When people say average they assume that means it cannot be both average and small at the time. But that is incorrect. Average simply means “the
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silkbox:Lots of people asked - so I went ahead and made one. Just like with the vagina one - this is by NO MEANS a complete set of information. If you have something to add, please reblog and add! I do not claim divine knowledge. I’m just one person,
So… guys… if we are going to do this we ALL have to get naked… and shake it! Yeah… that’s the plan. I mean… our dicks are going to be famous. I doubt it… no one will watch… it’s only for like
Hey brother. Just texting you to remind you – just because I’m leaving for college doesn’t mean your dick is yours now. It’s still mine. I’ll just be far away. No touching my stuff while I’m gone, boy!
badjokesbyjeff: If big feet means big dick and big car means small dick…Then no wonder people are so scared of clowns.
tawnks: blastortoise: blastortoise: My dick is pi inches long This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
thatmufuckaphat: husssel: My heart is literally about to explode, wait I mean my dick is about to explode, no wait, both! Where Is This From??? 😩
spinolsen answered: what do u want?? Dick and booze serialfrost answered: No! What do you mean no?!?!?!?!?!?!?
velocuck: Wifey has a date with her BF tonight!!😁😍.. No creampie cleanup for me tho 😑.. Recent change in contraceptives means no unprotected sex with him or me for a little bit.😑.. Good thing she loves sucking dick!! Gets that pussy dripping
lilniggabigdikk35: somethingnice215: rocketzandwaterfallz: No dick print does NOT mean no big dick http://rocketzandwaterfallz.tumblr.com/ Goddamnnn #Rns
Black women stop hyping these white boys who do shit black men have been doing since the dawn of time. Just because white boy stayed on beat doesn't mean you have to ride his dick to the pearly gates. And Black men stop praising these white women for
tomblr-in-action: the-american-spartan: a-actual-prince: anti-sjw-pro-luxray: your-fave-asshole: tomblr-in-action: As I guy I can tell you that a breeze going up my pants will make me hard. My girlfriend can just slap my dick back and forth between
gayslove: This is literally the definition of “accidentally sucks your dick”
kawaiigod: sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
jerkidiot: that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
cobain-and-cocaaine: kurt-is-my-beautiful-boy: Original photo of the cover of Nevermind 1991 “if anyone has a problem with his dick we can remove it" it just made me laugh, sorry.
givemeexcessofship: say-zar: imaginingfreedom: clown-dick: id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please”
thirstfollower: theycallme-dick: pierce-alexandria-with-sirens: remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101? look at him now and remember the guy who played Chase? look at him now remember the guy who played logan? look at him now how do
sams-supernatural-dick: “Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-”
lifewasted: what the penis did you just fucking say to me… what does that have to do with anything… wow. i climb out of bed the crack of dick in the morning to sit in a courtroom next to a bewildered bassist to deal with legal bullshit and you patronize
venelite: coco-moore: Pearl Jam, 1993 by Neal Preston I’m never going to ride his dick, but at least I get to see him live
felitomkinson: “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” well not my fault your dick game weak
jeankd: astudyinjade: A dick with a future A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
otaku-4-life: awesomephilia: “big boobs don’t count if you’re fat” neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Reblog if you think Nash Grier is a dick.
blobfishparty: SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE NICE SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE DICKS SOME LESBIANS ARE NICE SOME LESBIANS ARE DICKS SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE NICE SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE DICKS SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE NICE SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE DICKS SOME PEOPLE ARE
eu0a: my dick is so small
sanhaim: t-h-o-t-h: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: i think we found the opposite of nash greir I’m glad people are seeing this As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.
sittything: when boys send u dick pics send them this gif
dazedandconfusedbeyond: GUYS WE FOUND THE LAST POSTER FOR CITIZEN DICK IN SEATTLE!!
Dick Smith - Monster Make-Up (1965) (via)
sideb00b: sideb00b: I’ll keep you posted. I wish he would just be a dick to me and allow me to move on..
actionables: today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a ‘compliment’) and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger’
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
badnatured: no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick
souljaboyemoji: souljaboyemoji: ammit420: *dick hard but i gotta stand up* did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
semi-attractive: reblog if u suck 20 dicks everyday or enjoy listening to music
thewomanfromitaly: i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
bite-me-assbutt: tarynel: karkats-vantasies: gildings: I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. I love girls who have clean, tight grammar I like big dicks. Thank you for your contribution.
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
thebsdboys: OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
dick-senpai: THIS VIDEO IS MY MOST FAVORITE VINE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW IT CRAMMED SUCH SIMPLISTIC YET SO EXTRAVAGANT GENIUS IDEA IN 6 SECONDS I’M BAFFLED
lanadelreynudes: tawnks: blastortoise: blastortoise: My dick is pi inches long This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf no it just means your dick is irrational and
goldenpoc: creamynut: samthe-onion-nigga: hotephoetips: akvela: Sis. This “no dick” drought is serious. #NoDick2k17 going strong fellas keep it going! Lol it sure is a great time to be a lesbian 😂😂😂😂 NoDick2k17 mean no plastic
katiiie-lynn:No means no, y'all. Jesus Christ. Don’t message me this dumb bullshit 😒😠I do NOT want to see anyone’s dick. I am NOT interested. I have a boyfriend (@mossyoakmaster) 💁♀️ Some dudes just don’t get it….
liambwc: kingdre022: Big dick thug ass dude 😍🍑💦🍆🍆 Yo I seen this dude before … He was talkin about niggas with no dick print don’t mean they ain’t got a big dick.. Then he pulled out his big ass dick… I want this nigga so bad..
rocketzandwaterfallz: No dick print does NOT mean no big dick http://rocketzandwaterfallz.tumblr.com/
thorboner replied to your post: avengers god dammit monica u could have said no least favorite character i am disappointed ((jk i still love u i mean loki wAS KIND OF A DICK until the end so i mean but yea gomen loki is still a cutie tho wub wub♥
